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The Stupid Hat
May 6, 2007
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I love the Point/Counterpoint articles.

"It was then that I Carried You," by Jesus Christ; "Bullshit, Jesus, those are obviously my footprints."

http://www.theonion.com/articles/it-was-then-that-i-carried-you-vs-bullshit-jesus-t,11542/


"Help! Sandal Season is Here, and My Feet are a Mess," versus "Help! I'm Trapped in a Burning Bus!"

http://www.theonion.com/articles/help-sandal-season-is-here-and-my-feet-are-a-mess,11531/


"Whoooo! Bears!" versus "Argh! Bears!"

http://www.theonion.com/articles/whoooooo-bears-vs-aaaaaggh-bears,11535/



I also thought this commentary article was funny for some weird reason:

"Hi, I Like to Cut Myself."


http://www.theonion.com/articles/hi-i-like-to-cut-myself,11194/

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