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Bee Stuck Between Screen Door, Front Door Going loving Nuts It's short, so I'll post it. quote:HUNTSVILE, AL—Users of the front door at 1418 Sycamore Avenue report the appearance of a common bumblebee ricocheting back and forth between the front and screen doors in a manner described as "pissed." According to witnesses, no one has been able to ascertain how the bee became trapped between the two portals, but it is totally losing it and will absolutely sting someone if it gets out, most likely in the eye. "Look at the size of that thing," homeowner Tony Paris said. "He's just going nuts. Just fly out of there, bee, come on." At press time, the bee was resting for a moment before resuming flipping the gently caress out I also like Shitload Of Math Due Monday, Study Reveals: Babies Are Stupid, and Alzheimer's Sufferers Demand Cure For Pancakes.
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Abeya Minora posted:The best headline they ever did was "Black Man Asks Nation For Change" during the 2008 US Presidential Election cycle. Speaking of which. One of my favorite videos: Rex Ryan, Rob Ryan Announce That They Are Brothers Who Kiss Each Other On The Lips The best part is actually when they debate whether or not Ben Roethlisberger can go an entire off season without committing sexual assault.
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