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My favorite headline has to be Undergraduate Student Under Graduate Student. As far as articles go, Canada, India Sheepishly Resolve Border Dispute is probably their best.
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Celery Face posted:I'm Canadian and I get that thing blocking the screen. Bandai Recalls Lady Gaga
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Everyone on Seahawks a Bad Secret Weapon
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Little Debbie Conquers Jenny Craig In Midnight Showdown
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Mar 22, 2012 04:28
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Man Who Just Assembled Desk Not Sure How He Has Every Screw Left Over
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Mar 23, 2012 21:56
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Totally Hot Chick Also Way Psycho
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Apr 2, 2012 14:50
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A classic: Boarding School Student Receives Wet William
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Apr 3, 2012 21:08
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Friend Whose Mom Just Died Allowed to Pick Pizza Topping
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Metric System Thriving In Nation's Inner Cities
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Taco Bell's New Green Menu Takes No Ingredients From Nature
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Voters Slowly Realizing Santorum Believes Every Deranged Word That Comes Out Of His Mouth
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Pitnicker posted:World Death Rate Holding Steady at 100 Percent Great quote from that: quote:"Why should we continue to spend billions of dollars a year on a health care industry whose sole purpose is to prevent death, only to find, once again, that death awaits us all?" Nader said in an impassioned address to several suburban Californians. Edit: I don't think has been posted yet: Reporter Helps Starving Dogs By Personally Shooting Them ultrafilter has a new favorite as of 03:55 on Apr 11, 2012 |
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Abortion Stops a Beating
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AFewBricksShy posted:Holy poo poo, I feel horrible for laughing at this as much as I am. I am definitely going to hell. I had pretty much the same reaction.
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New autistic reporter story: Four American Troops Tragically Killed Along With 23 Afghanis
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Today A Shoulders And Triceps Day, Area Man Reveals 14 Seconds Into Conversation
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Following Death Of Adam Yauch, Grieving China Frees Tibet Rarely has too soon been done so well.
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Another classic: Fun Toy Banned Because Of Three Stupid Dead Kids
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May 18, 2012 17:46
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I Tell Ya, Until I've Had My Morning Coffee, I Am Just A Rapist
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May 29, 2012 21:39
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U.S. Ambassador To Bulungi Suspected Of Making Country Up
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This is too perfect: Area Man Leaving Father-Daughter Dance With Different Girl Than He Came With
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Area Man Goes And Gets Himself Hit By A Goddamn Bus
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Jun 15, 2012 01:24
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Gay Gene Isolated, Ostracized
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LAPD Going About Day In Uncomfortable Silence
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Herman Cain Endorses Who Gives A gently caressquote:DOESN'T MATTER—Business magnate and former Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain briefly returned to the spotlight Tuesday to announce he would lend his support to the campaign of nobody gives a flying gently caress what Herman Cain has to say. "After serious consideration and soul-searching, I've decided to support [no one gives a poo poo about you, your political beliefs, and certainly not who you think should be president of the United States]," said the short-lived media phenomenon, reading from a prepared statement that in a sense does not exist if no one agrees to read or listen to it. "I [Just shut the gently caress up now. We don't care. People are going to stop paying attention to you now and you are going to go away]." At press time, Donald Trump you've got to be kidding me, no way, nuh-uh, not even if he's announcing he invented a loving time machine, I'm sorry, I just can't.
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New Commercials For Old Milwaukee Beer Feature Group Of Friends Contemplating Suicide:quote:"We're confident consumers of Old Milwaukee will strongly relate to these drunk, hopeless, broken down men joylessly downing beer after beer while listlessly watching television and discussing in flat monotones whether there's any compelling reason why they shouldn't just end it all," Sloman said following a screening of a TV spot in which a pale, sunken-eyed man opens his ninth Old Milwaukee, stares at it blankly, and then puts it down untouched after realizing that nothing is helping. "Extensive market research has shown these scenes are quite authentic in terms of how a great number of Americans enjoy the crisp, delicious taste of Old Milwaukee beer."
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I read about half of that, then realized that I was spending way too much time thinking about Donald Trump's penis and gave up.
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I don't believe this has been posted yet: Walking Sports Database Scorns Walking Sci-Fi Database
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Economically Healthy 'Daily Planet' Now Most Unrealistic Part Of Superman Universe
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HP "On That Cloud Thing That Everyone Else Is Talking About"
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Republicans, Leukemia Team Up To Repeal Health Care Law
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PetSmart VP Rolls On Back, Exposes Belly When CEO Enters Room
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They still have a lighter side, though: Uncle Ben's To Compete Against Apple With Brand-New Smartphone
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I love the idea of Literally Unbelievable, but I had to stop reading it. It's just too painful.
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Nation's Lower Class At Least Grateful It Not Part Of Nation's Middle Classquote:"Imagine how traumatic it is to grow up feeling like a failure because you think you have some kind of control over what you achieve in life," said Dana Joerger, a 31-year-old waitress and single mother of three in Stockton, CA. "I just hope and pray my family never falls into the endless cycle of disappointment that plagues our middle class."
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Some of my military friends on Facebook made me think of this one: Man Who Fought For Americans' Rights Demands Americans Stop Exercising Their Rights
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New Dating Site Matches Users With Partners They Deserve
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I don't think this has been posted already, but it's good enough to risk it: Marilyn Manson Now Going Door-To-Door Trying To Shock People
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It Would Be An Honor To Serve My Country, Return With PTSD, Sit On A Mental Health Care Waitlist, Then Kill Myself
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