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degauss
Aug 28, 2007

When I get sad, I
stop being sad and
be AWESOME instead.


True story.
Blood... Blood Everywhere

http://www.theonion.com/articles/bloodblood-everywhere,2420/


Fire Consumes Big Happy Farm Where Families Send Sick Dogs To Run Free And Play

http://www.theonion.com/articles/fire-consumes-big-happy-farm-where-families-send-s,20641/


Nation Refuses To Read Headline Beyond Words '4-Year-Old Girl Forced To'

http://www.theonion.com/articles/nation-refuses-to-read-headline-beyond-words-4year,27379/

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degauss
Aug 28, 2007

When I get sad, I
stop being sad and
be AWESOME instead.


True story.

HMC posted:

Pitchfork Gives Music 6.8
http://www.theonion.com/articles/pitchfork-gives-music-68,2278/

Daddy Put In Bye-Bye Box
http://www.theonion.com/articles/daddy-put-in-byebye-box,2411/

That one's so good but I can hardly read it. It's so loving brutal.

The first one is one of my favourites that I forgot about, good call. The second, however, started off funny and quickly became the most depressing thing I've ever read :smith:

To contribute further, Foster Mom A oval office

http://www.theonion.com/articles/foster-mom-a-oval office,1139/

I love it when the articles are totally biased towards one character's viewpoint.

degauss
Aug 28, 2007

When I get sad, I
stop being sad and
be AWESOME instead.


True story.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/fr...tatus:2:Default

Frustrated Novelist No Good At Describing Hands

Actually crying at this one. Just... beautiful.

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