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Succession Of Terrible Events Fails To Befall 33-Year-Old Riding Longboard To Digital Media Job http://www.theonion.com/articles/succession-of-terrible-events-fails-to-befall-33ye,27597/ Good Cop, Bad Cop Both Racist http://www.theonion.com/articles/good-cop-bad-cop-both-racist,1702/
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Secret Service's Prostitution Scandal Did Not Affect President's Security, White House Adviser Madame Chartreuse Says Any article with Diamond Joe Biden is a gimme.
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2012 03:20 |
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In a similar vein, Fritolaysia Cuts Off Chiplomatic Relations With Snakistan
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2012 19:56 |
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Horrible Boogie Boarding Accident Leaves Man Totally Bummed Below The Neck Every line of this article is gold, especially the last line.
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2012 19:50 |
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Last French Fry Told To 'Get Your rear end Over Here' Last line kills it once again.
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2013 01:11 |
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They could have gone down a very dark path with this one, but it turned out great. My Dad Is A Army Guy vs. I Am A Army Guy
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2013 01:36 |
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Phelddagrif posted:It's... so beautiful. Wow, last line clinches it again.
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2013 21:31 |
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Missing Teen's Friends go on TV to Plead for her Release: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUT8ec24anM
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2014 15:16 |
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Circus Train Wreck Not Funny, Investigators Emphasize
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2014 18:42 |
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Lifeguard Would Save Drowning Man, But Who Is He To Play God? I like how the lifeguard's name is a nice tip to Nation’s Blakes Cruise Easily Through Lifeguard Tryouts
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2014 17:52 |
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Jock Scientists Discover Gay Gene In Carl "It's In His Butt"
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2014 19:28 |
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Study: Alligators Dangerous No Matter How Drunk You Are
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2014 18:24 |
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canyoneer posted:Lady Liberty is so emotional She's got a lot to cry about.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2015 19:14 |
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If I See Doug, I'm Going To Kick His rear end vs. Apparently Doug Is A Better Fighter Than I Thought
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2015 19:16 |
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Dad Explains Obamacare ‘It’s Bullshit,’ Father Says
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2015 17:20 |
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The MSJ posted:They are the ones that left the racist note, right? Also one of them reportedly has a huge dick. I think you've got your sources wrong, I'm not on the run from prison.
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2015 01:07 |
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We Asked 22 BMX Riders About The Saddest Place They Ever Did A Wheelie God, I love these. 19 and 20 are my favorites.
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2015 19:18 |
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As someone who works in a lab animal program, I know at least two researchers who have this printed out and pinned up in their offices. I'm partial to this one: World's Scientists Admit They Just Don't Like Mice
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2015 16:40 |
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The Fact That An Explosive Robot Was Used To Kill The Dallas Shooter Raises Disturbing Concerns About The loving Rad Militarization Of The Police
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2016 06:18 |
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:Anyone remember an article that was something comparing two nutbar websites, like liberalcucks.info or something. Longtime Reader Of Lib-Slaves.info Sick Of Mainstream Bias On Sites Like WideAwakePatriot.com
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2017 22:13 |
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Tags: -Wow -Yes! -Jeff
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2017 16:26 |
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Yess it has the tacky dive bar lampshade
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From our own forums, why CAH is bad https://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/seriously-twisted-game/1/ Big Grunty Secret has a new favorite as of 20:39 on May 22, 2020 |
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