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Big Grunty Secret
Aug 28, 2007

Just one question, though. Is there a way to take off my pants?
Succession Of Terrible Events Fails To Befall 33-Year-Old Riding Longboard To Digital Media Job

http://www.theonion.com/articles/succession-of-terrible-events-fails-to-befall-33ye,27597/

Good Cop, Bad Cop Both Racist

http://www.theonion.com/articles/good-cop-bad-cop-both-racist,1702/

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Big Grunty Secret
Aug 28, 2007

Just one question, though. Is there a way to take off my pants?
Secret Service's Prostitution Scandal Did Not Affect President's Security, White House Adviser Madame Chartreuse Says

Any article with Diamond Joe Biden is a gimme.

Big Grunty Secret
Aug 28, 2007

Just one question, though. Is there a way to take off my pants?
In a similar vein, Fritolaysia Cuts Off Chiplomatic Relations With Snakistan

Big Grunty Secret
Aug 28, 2007

Just one question, though. Is there a way to take off my pants?
Horrible Boogie Boarding Accident Leaves Man Totally Bummed Below The Neck

Every line of this article is gold, especially the last line.

Big Grunty Secret
Aug 28, 2007

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Last French Fry Told To 'Get Your rear end Over Here'

Last line kills it once again.

Big Grunty Secret
Aug 28, 2007

Just one question, though. Is there a way to take off my pants?
They could have gone down a very dark path with this one, but it turned out great.

My Dad Is A Army Guy vs. I Am A Army Guy

Big Grunty Secret
Aug 28, 2007

Just one question, though. Is there a way to take off my pants?

Wow, last line clinches it again.

Big Grunty Secret
Aug 28, 2007

Just one question, though. Is there a way to take off my pants?
Missing Teen's Friends go on TV to Plead for her Release: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUT8ec24anM

Big Grunty Secret
Aug 28, 2007

Just one question, though. Is there a way to take off my pants?
Circus Train Wreck Not Funny, Investigators Emphasize

Big Grunty Secret
Aug 28, 2007

Just one question, though. Is there a way to take off my pants?
Lifeguard Would Save Drowning Man, But Who Is He To Play God?

I like how the lifeguard's name is a nice tip to Nation’s Blakes Cruise Easily Through Lifeguard Tryouts

Big Grunty Secret
Aug 28, 2007

Just one question, though. Is there a way to take off my pants?
Jock Scientists Discover Gay Gene In Carl

"It's In His Butt"

Big Grunty Secret
Aug 28, 2007

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Study: Alligators Dangerous No Matter How Drunk You Are

Big Grunty Secret
Aug 28, 2007

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canyoneer posted:

Lady Liberty is so emotional

She's got a lot to cry about. :911:

Big Grunty Secret
Aug 28, 2007

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If I See Doug, I'm Going To Kick His rear end vs. Apparently Doug Is A Better Fighter Than I Thought

Big Grunty Secret
Aug 28, 2007

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Dad Explains Obamacare

‘It’s Bullshit,’ Father Says

Big Grunty Secret
Aug 28, 2007

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The MSJ posted:

They are the ones that left the racist note, right? Also one of them reportedly has a huge dick.

I think you've got your sources wrong, I'm not on the run from prison.

Big Grunty Secret
Aug 28, 2007

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We Asked 22 BMX Riders About The Saddest Place They Ever Did A Wheelie

God, I love these. 19 and 20 are my favorites.

Big Grunty Secret
Aug 28, 2007

Just one question, though. Is there a way to take off my pants?

As someone who works in a lab animal program, I know at least two researchers who have this printed out and pinned up in their offices.

I'm partial to this one: World's Scientists Admit They Just Don't Like Mice

Big Grunty Secret
Aug 28, 2007

Just one question, though. Is there a way to take off my pants?
The Fact That An Explosive Robot Was Used To Kill The Dallas Shooter Raises Disturbing Concerns About The loving Rad Militarization Of The Police

Big Grunty Secret
Aug 28, 2007

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Dr. Arbitrary posted:

Anyone remember an article that was something comparing two nutbar websites, like liberalcucks.info or something.

It wasn't the crosshair eyeball one.

Longtime Reader Of Lib-Slaves.info Sick Of Mainstream Bias On Sites Like WideAwakePatriot.com

Big Grunty Secret
Aug 28, 2007

Just one question, though. Is there a way to take off my pants?

Tags:

-Wow
-Yes!
-Jeff

Big Grunty Secret
Aug 28, 2007

Just one question, though. Is there a way to take off my pants?

Yess it has the tacky dive bar lampshade

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Big Grunty Secret
Aug 28, 2007

Just one question, though. Is there a way to take off my pants?
From our own forums, why CAH is bad

https://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/seriously-twisted-game/1/

Big Grunty Secret has a new favorite as of 20:39 on May 22, 2020

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