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Lyer
Feb 4, 2008

A really old one I remember reading when I was in college, had no idea the onion was this old. Still funny though:

Christ Returns to NBA

and

Burundi Beef Council: 'Please Send Beef'

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Lyer
Feb 4, 2008

Website's New Layout Feels Like Deepest Betrayal

This is hilarious because it's true, I get so offended when my websites change layouts. :colbert:

Lyer
Feb 4, 2008


Holy poo poo, I loving love the running jokes the onion puts out from time to time. The horse obsession a few years back was fantastic too.

Lyer
Feb 4, 2008

Lord Hydronium posted:

What was this?

http://www.theonion.com/articles/conspiracy-theorists-insist-barbaro-still-alive,2168/

http://www.theonion.com/articles/millions-of-americans-travel-to-kentucky-to-attend,2139/

http://www.theonion.com/articles/ghost-of-barbaro-appears-to-teach-nation-true-mean,2377/

http://www.theonion.com/articles/nike-signs-big-brown-to-90-million-horseshoe-contr,2458/

Along with a bunch of captions and what not, poo poo just came out of nowhere and they kept on going with it.

Lyer
Feb 4, 2008


I honest to god think what they're writing is 100% true and that's what makes it even more hilarious.

Lyer
Feb 4, 2008

Jay-Z CEO Resigns After Stock Price Plunges

The last line is the one that kills it Shawn Carter is Jay-Z's real name.

Lyer
Feb 4, 2008

Oh man this one is depressing as gently caress and you know the staff just said this one straight out:

In Our Defense, These Were Some Pretty hosed-Up Laws And We Were Ordered To Deliberate In Accordance With Them

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Lyer
Feb 4, 2008

I was wondering what was up with this article:

Man With Widely Circulated Penis Pictures Not The Most Humiliated Person At Podium

Then I saw the piece it's meant to accompany:

The public humiliation of Huma Abedin

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