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sok2bametalhead posted:I know this one is a video and may not be what you're after, but it kills me every time I watch it: Videos should totally count. Child Bankrupts Make-A-Wish Foundation With Wish For Unlimited Wishes As for an article. Suicide Letter Full Of Simpsons References
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New Anti-Smoking Ads Warn Teens 'It's Gay To Smoke'
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flatluigi posted:Here's the entire post-9/11 issue, by the way Bush Sr. Apologizes To Son For Funding Bin Laden In '80s Fantastic. 
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Dr_Amazing posted:Is there a way to disable the giant paywall popup thing? You can just reload the page and stop it before it loads, but that's a pain and it doesn't work for videos. My version of Firefox has a neat little thing that stops auto-reloading. Tools > Options > Advanced > General > Accessibility > Warn me when websites try to redirect or reload the page. It's a bit of a pain on forums but otherwise has saved me a ton of grief.
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Gils posted:New Ad Urges Hipsters to Go to Applebees Ironically Is this on youtube or something because I saw this on my facebook feed 2 weeks ago and couldn't get the link to work. I googled it and couldn't get the link to work, this link doesn't work. I clicked on it from their website and the link doesn't work. It all just goes to a blank white page. I wanna see this!
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As a bears fan, this cut deep because it's so true. Matt Forte Suffers Career-Ending Contract With Chicago Bears Edit: And the Onion still refuses to accept that it's ever too soon. Sadly, Nation Knows Exactly How Colorado Shooting's Aftermath Will Play Out Ride The Gravitron has a new favorite as of 21:44 on Jul 20, 2012 |
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New episode of Sex House. http://youtu.be/0CcGO0xE6tI
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Romantic-Comedy Behavior Gets Real-Life Man Arrested
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Man Thanks God He's Not Sexually Attracted To Children
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2nd-Grade Teacher Can't Believe How Much Fatter They Keep Getting
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Grifter posted:I came to the thread to post this, it's brutal and amazing. One of the tougher to read onion articles. Oh man you're not even joking. quote:As frenzied convention-goers bandied the Marine’s body around the arena like a beach ball, the show continued on stage with Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) invoking scripture to scare a pregnant teenager out of having an abortion while a scale model of a Planned Parenthood clinic burned in the background.
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:Google's 9/11 Homepage Design Stirs Controversy Holy poo poo!
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NASA Scientists Plan To Approach Girl By 2018
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Ariong posted:Oh my god. Can you believe those fuckers that think they're entitled to things like "food" and "shelter" and "medical care"? I wish. If anything this just makes his supporters more adamant about voting for him. "He's gonna show those freeloaders what's what!"
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This one hits close to home  Dad Suggests Arriving At Airport 14 Hours Early
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Naked, Tied-Up Paul Ryan Tells Staff He Can’t Prepare For Debate Unless They Slap Him Harder
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Guy Eating Pistachios And Watching 'Sniper' Doesn't Seem To Be Part Of Haunted House Last line kills it.
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It's a video and not that funny in all honesty but it's the last unrelated line that sells it! Conservative Megadonors Have Spent Week Yelling At Their Money
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8-Year-Old Palestinian Boy Pleasantly Surprised He Hasn't Been Killed Yet
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Hungover Couple Unaware They Broke Up Last Night I know most Onion articles aren't worth reading except for the headline and last line, but this one is worth it.
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Not sure what The Onion is going for with this SLIDESHOW: The 9 Most SCANDALOUS Rihanna Photos!
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I didn't find the tweet funny but just seems kind of odd that they apologized over that when they have stuff like a photoshopped Google homepage about 9/11 and a "top ten cutest child soldiers" slide show.
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Dr Christmas posted:Study: Fame May Shorten Lifespan Only their best one.
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internet celebrity posted:Sometimes I'm blown away by how how far they're willing to push it. If you're like me and only chuckle at the headlines in this thread and keep on scrolling. Please click this. The picture on top is fantastic.
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Last Chance posted:New Onion spinoff Clickhole: seems to be a parody of buzzfeed, upworthy, etc. Make sure you try the Konami Code
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This 6-Year-Old Guitarist Is Adorable, But My Solos Are Amazing
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Antidepressant Can’t Believe It’s Expected To Fix This Mess All On Its Own
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Lawyer Claims Woman Can’t Prove She Didn’t Actually Want To Be Set On Fire
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8 Iggy Azalea GIFs You Need To See Right Now, Mom. Please Wake Up, Mom. Please.
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God drat it, who's the mole?
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I was expecting fire trucks
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ultrafilter posted:Single 34-Year-Old Man Hasn’t Said Full Sentence Aloud Outside Work Hours In Past 3 Months I didn't know the onion did articles on something awful
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