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Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

I really like this one

Plan To Start Little Stationery Store Too Sad For Bank To Deny Loan

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Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

This is a classic Biden:
The TuckScreen: Can't Wait To See Joe Biden's Band Play The Superbowl

The Joe Biden Band: Golden Collection - The #1 Hits 1973 - 1982 Tracklist

1 - Groovy Bowl Of Grapes
2 - Sister-In-Law
3 - Scalp Tan
4 - Waiting For The Money To Roll In
5 - The Ladies
6 - Tell 'Em Joe Sent Ya
7 - Surf Rock Mongolia
8 - Beware The Jabber-Rock-y
9 - Girls Girls Girls Girls Girls Girls Girls Girls Girls Girls Girls Girls Girls
10 - Havin' A Moon Party (live at The Great Wall of China)
11 - Brew Doggin'
12 - Catch Me If You’re Tan
13 - A Gal Named Jill
14 - Only Jill
15 - You Are My Jill
16 - Psychedelic Fur-Coffee #18
17 - He's Got The Reagan Blues
18 - The President Is A Demon
19 - It's Revolution Time
20 - Nothing Is Anything
21 - Christmas In Joe Town!

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

This new one is pretty good:

Capricious God Violently Shakes Ant Farm Day After Bestowing Orange Slices Upon Colony

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Lysidas posted:

Corrections:

All Is Lost

Last week, The Onion reported that all our troubles are over, when in fact all is lost. We regret the error.

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

How about something a little lighter?

Congressmen Submit Emergency 3 AM Bill Demanding IHOP Stay Open All Night

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Biden, Joe

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Just a reminder...

Onion Politics ‏@OnionPolitics
In under an hour, Vice President @JoeBiden will be taking over @OnionPolitics and will live-tweet his debate with Paul Ryan.

https://twitter.com/OnionPolitics

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Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Blog Free or Die posted:

I think the only thing I miss about the Bush presidency is those articles :(

That administration was definitely a golden age for Onion articles.

Basketball Rolls To Stop At Cheney's Foot

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