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Jul 19, 2009
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Senior Woodchuck posted:

When You Are Ready To Have A Serious Conversation About Green Lantern, You Have My E-Mail Address

http://www.theonion.com/articles/when-you-are-ready-to-have-a-serious-conversation,16308/

This one? It exaggerates nothing.

I'd never seen that one before but it painfully straddles the line of so true it's funny versus so true it's not funny. I think this will be a useful link in my future.

a kitten posted:

Clinton Deploys Vowels to Bosnia
This story often crossed my mind when I lived in Prague :downs:. "Strč prst skrz krk!"

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Jul 19, 2009
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DarkCrawler posted:

Derek is freaking hilarious.

Sex House would be too close to a real show to be funny without Derek piecing together what's going on :tinfoil:.

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Jul 19, 2009
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Gils posted:

Sometimes it's nice to have one that's not political or depressing. Also worth clicking for the picture alone.

Cactus Scientists Recommend Drinking 8 Cups Of Water Per Year

I just came to post this. It filled me with joy :buddy:.

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Jul 19, 2009
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This article about shirts is somehow very charming and reminds me of conversations I have had with boring but nice older folk. :3:

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Jul 19, 2009
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New Desktop Folder Created For Sad Little Creative Project

That's a little close to home, Onion.

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Jul 19, 2009
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9 Things Introverts Do All the Time

Fantastic.

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Jul 19, 2009
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It's a good day when just the title has me in stitches.

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Jul 19, 2009
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I always play the Clickventure until I manage to have gay sex. It's often possible.


Owch.

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Jul 19, 2009
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Evil Mastermind posted:

New Clickventure: The Red Dust Of Harmony Gulch: A Tale Of The Wild West

I choked to death on the bat reincarnation of Benjamin Franklin. :(

Oh, poo poo! He's right!

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Jul 19, 2009
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Guantanamo Bay Begins Construction On Senior Care Wing

:drat:

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Jul 19, 2009
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Both of these are great but the second one is :drat:

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Jul 19, 2009
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How do I either save my relationship with the horse or get that loving lemon

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Jul 19, 2009
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KillHour posted:

You must kill the horse with the exercise machine. Also, I left the lemon for the double duck. I felt bad. :(

The lemon isn't worth it.

(That said, I thought I tried but then the horse and I were like, "oh man what were we even doing")

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Jul 19, 2009
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Hahaha. This one is great.

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Jul 19, 2009
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Too real.

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Jul 19, 2009
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every staff artists dreams of this day

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Jul 19, 2009
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Humiliated Man Discovers Embroidery On His Jean Pockets

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Jul 19, 2009
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Noooo I was just about to post that one!

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Jul 19, 2009
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holy poo poo

Beautiful! When This 7-Year-Old Boy Could No Longer Afford Treatment For His Brain Tumor, Mitch McConnell Dressed Up As Batman And Wheeled Him Out Of The Hospital

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Jul 19, 2009
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Cat Who Seems A Little Grumpy Today Dying Of Esophageal Cancer


:cry:

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Jul 19, 2009
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drat

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Jul 19, 2009
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Stairs posted:

I no poo poo just read this article to my husband.
He turned on a YouTube video halfway through. Tried to tell my daughter but she just kept nodding and texting her boyfriend.
Great, I'm an Onion article.

That sucks. I do commiserate though because this one got linked to me like three times when it came out.

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Jul 19, 2009
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Extremely relevant.

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Jul 19, 2009
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Unpaid Internship A Really Great Experience For Local Company

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Jul 19, 2009
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ok literally have definitely introduced ants where they weren't supposed to be

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Jul 19, 2009
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quote:

MYTH: Homeless people don’t want jobs.

FACT: Nobody wants a job.

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Jul 19, 2009
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Love this one.

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Jul 19, 2009
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Bucswabe posted:

I don't have pets, and don't really have strong feelings about cats or dogs, but this one even made ME a little sad...

https://www.theonion.com/dogs-and-cats-who-were-certain-you-d-be-the-one-to-adop-1840509390

No

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Jul 19, 2009
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gently caress

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Jul 19, 2009
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Lmaooooooo

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Jul 19, 2009
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ugh too real to be funny

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