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Came here to post this exact one, drat you. More goodness for the masses: Christ Kills Two, Injures Seven In Abortion-Clinic Attack Drew Brees Casually Wonders Aloud If He Really Could Get Away With Murder In This Town PNC Park Threatens To Leave Pittsburgh Unless Better Team Is Built Gin-Soaked Craig Kilborn Shows Up Broke, Homeless At SportsCenter Studio Washed-Up Air Bud Signs With Greek Pro Team
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This thread inspired me to check through the site a bit and good Christ they have not missed a step. Best Part Of Gay 12-Year-Old's Day Half-Hour Spent Eating Lunch Alone On Staircase Alien World To Help Out Syria Since This One Refuses To
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Cocksucker Beats Up Motherfucker Careless Blazers Goofing Around With Basketball Shatter Greg Oden Into Thousand Pieces (contains one of the better Photoshops they've ever made) Shaq Shows He Can Still Dominate Around Basket Of Fries Ebert Victorious (just a headline; made after the death of Gene Siskel) Another Disadvantaged Black Youth Drops Out Of School (sports fans will get this one) No One Admits To Singing, Writing, Producing Nation's No. 1 Song LARGE THE HEAD has a new favorite as of 09:57 on Mar 22, 2012 |
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Oh my God, I just now found this: Letter D Pulls Sponsorship From Sesame Street
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Paula Deen Sponsors .05K Walk For Diabetes Research
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Boondock Saint posted:Romney Spends Most Of Factory Visit Yelling At Employees To Work Harder Came here to post this. The article is fantastic. e: Two more! NBA Arrested For Marijuana Possession More And More Athletes Using Social Media To Confirm Every Stereotype Greater Public Had About Them LARGE THE HEAD has a new favorite as of 08:27 on Jun 14, 2012 |
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Alabama School System's Lone Textbook Falling Apart
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DarkCrawler posted:Jesus Christ Onion Beautiful. They've really been hitting the Penn State scandal hard too: Penn State To Also Remove Statue Of Showering Sandusky Details of Paterno Family's Report (Sportsgraphic)
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They just released Herman Cain Lifts Suspension Of His Presidential Campaign. Will be  -ing Literally Unbelievable like none other tomorrow.
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:I can't help but wonder how this one went over in the writer's room. I would imagine dead silence, followed by some nods across the room. Ryan Begins Attacking Romney's Record As Massachusetts Governor
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Oh Hell No posted:I think the title came from one of the first popular "Facebook idiot responds to The Onion" screenshots. Precisely. It's also one guy who takes submissions. Some of them are pretty weak but every so often that you get one response to an article that is just too overwrought to be meta-satire, and it makes the whole site worth it as a result. His other site, Least Helpful, is a loving riot. I can't think about this entry without bursting out laughing. Actual content: Ground Emerges As Tim Tebow's Favorite Target e: gently caress-Buddy Becomes gently caress-Fiance Bush Urges Iraqis To Pass Amendment Banning Gay Marriage LARGE THE HEAD has a new favorite as of 10:38 on Aug 19, 2012 |
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Would've been perfect with just that first paragraph, but, well, yeah. College Newspaper Endorses Barack Obama
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Neil Armstrong Becomes 115 Billionth Man To Die On Earth Strongside/Weakside: Gabby Douglas (this may be my favorite regular feature of theirs) LARGE THE HEAD has a new favorite as of 10:06 on Aug 29, 2012 |
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What Is Your Amateur Porn Telling Employers About You? Supreme Court's New Agent Already Getting Them Better Cases (glad they're still running with this)
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Chexoid posted:http://www.theonion.com/articles/ask-an-elderly-black-woman-as-depicted-by-a-sophom,29855/ Incredible. But I think I enjoy this one a little more.
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Obama Takes Out Romney With Mid-Debate Drone Attack Kudos to whoever Photoshopped this image. e: God, The Onion was on FIRE yesterday. Weeping Obama Breaks Down, Admits Bin Laden Still Alive And Out There Somewhere ^Literally Unbelievable click fodder for sure, but an incredible article. Especially the last three paragraphs. LARGE THE HEAD has a new favorite as of 08:49 on Oct 23, 2012 |
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Loved Ones Recall Local Man's Cowardly Battle With Cancer Another great last line, too.
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I have a new favorite. Incredible. Garrison Keillor Fully Deflates After Massive Sigh Gin-Soaked Craig Kilborn Shows Up Broke, Homeless At SportsCenter Studio
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They've really gone away from their columnists. I'm surprised that's even a section of the site anymore.
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Third Amendment Rights Group Celebrates Another Successful Year
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The reference probably goes over the heads of most people here but that is fantastic. List of Politically Achievable Reforms Down to Just Three Minor Changes to Traffic Code
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Minnesota Lynx World's Richest NBA Team With Value of $4
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A couple of the people named in this article have acknowledged it on Twitter. Real life owns.
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