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mrfart posted:Do you guys all pay for the onion now? 
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Idiot Kicker posted:I love this, and pretty much all other, infographics.
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Apr 18, 2012 18:53
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Middle-Aged Woman Angrily Demanding Price Check On Rice Pudding Was Once Carefree Youth, Onlookers Speculate The article's good enough, but the best part is the accompanying video. 'It's Been An Honor, Gentlemen,' Shift Supervisor Says As Giant Vat Of Molten Cheese Erupts One of the best treats is when something you think would only be a headline is actually a story.
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Jun 14, 2012 21:22
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Here's a classic. New Six Flags Ride Based On Relationship With Deborah
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Jun 26, 2012 03:53
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Mescal posted:Is there any way to... browse the Onion's website in a way that makes sense to normal, sane people? Is the layout and mad maze of advertising somehow part of their greatest satire of all? poo poo even breaks my simplify-browsing extensions. I mean, it's a real testament to the quality of their humor that people dig through the website rather than immediately saying "gently caress that mess, ctrl-F4"
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Jun 26, 2012 19:06
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Volume posted:New episode of Sex House.
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Jul 26, 2012 17:57
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Anaheim Police Chief John Welter: 'Look, Our Job Is To Shoot People' fuckthepolice.txt
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Jul 27, 2012 02:25
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Ovo posted:The fake Onion magazines are hidden pretty deep in the site and don't seem to show up in the local paper. It's a drat shame because they are just as good as the articles.  
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Jul 29, 2012 15:04
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Wendy's Wants Consumers To Know It's Fine With Gays, Disapproves Of Interracial Marriage The last line slays me.
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Jul 30, 2012 21:39
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Lysidas posted:In other news,
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Jul 31, 2012 02:22
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Oh my god they're all going to die.
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Aug 2, 2012 21:39
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My personal theory right now is that Alex is a plant. Whoever's in charge tasked her with infiltrating the group to encourage sex.
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Aug 3, 2012 02:40
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Sex House now has a thread in TV IV!
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Aug 3, 2012 04:27
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Vincent posted:I think it's just that she's the stereotype of the inde/punk rock/alt girl camwhore, and the prototype of person who thrives on these reality shows. She needs to be the center of attention and her validation is other people finding her sexually attractive (which no one in the house does), so she comes of as off-putting and desperate. Basically, she's the sex-craving side side of the cast of Jersey Shore.
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Aug 3, 2012 05:39
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Michele Bachmann Thankful No Americans Died In Sikh Shooting loving brilliant.
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Aug 6, 2012 23:34
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PowerBuilder3 posted:Uh oh, the Onion "Sparks Anger With Picture Of Plane Flying Into Willis Tower". http://www.theonion.com/issue/3734/ 
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Aug 7, 2012 17:36
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'Just Illegalize Us Already,' Nation's Assault Weapons Beg Jesus Christ.
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Aug 7, 2012 17:47
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Dead Beef posted:Sometimes I really love their "American Voices" bit:
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Aug 9, 2012 01:50
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Admit It, I Scare The Ever-Loving poo poo Out Of You, Don't I? By Paul Ryan They go in a completely different direction than you would think with this one, and it's loving terrifying.
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Aug 14, 2012 03:23
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ultrafilter posted:It Would Be An Honor To Serve My Country, Return With PTSD, Sit On A Mental Health Care Waitlist, Then Kill Myself
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Aug 15, 2012 23:05
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Supreme Allah posted:Literally Unbelievably seems intended as a meta humor type of site. It's called Literally Unbelievable. The name lends itself to being a parody. It's like having a site called This poo poo Is True and then a bunch of wannabe-comedians pretend to react like people they want to mock.
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Ugly In The Morning posted:"I Misspoke—What I Meant To Say Is 'I Am Dumb As Dog poo poo And I Am A Terrible Human Being" But holy poo poo it is so loving cathartic and satisfying.
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Aug 21, 2012 00:00
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Holy poo poo. They have American Voices on it too. quote:When are women going to face the fact that they don’t know their own bodies as well as men who have heard things?
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Aug 21, 2012 00:48
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More! MORE! Republicans Condemn Akin's Comments As Blemish On Party's Otherwise Spotless Women's Rights Record
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Aug 21, 2012 00:52
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Danger posted:I know some Onion stuff is written to just be funny, but the fat kid article really missed an opportunity to exam obesity as the systemic class issue it is and not as a "hurr these kids don't run and just eat junk like their lazy parents". Like, at least have a line about school lunches or something. Also, Poll Reveals You Live In Country Where Mentally Ill Man Still Has Good Chance Of Being Senator. SpiderHyphenMan has a new favorite as of 21:21 on Aug 22, 2012 |
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Aug 22, 2012 20:57
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U.S. Military Sends A Few More Of Those Things Over To Afghanistan To Replace Dead Ones Absolutely brutal.
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Aug 23, 2012 01:25
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This pretty much rules.
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Aug 25, 2012 17:29
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Bunch Of Numbers From Where Daddy Works Means No Trip To Disney World
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Aug 27, 2012 17:08
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Zugzwang posted:Things That Shouldn't Be Said In Modern Society To Be Said At Least 1,400 Times At RNC
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Aug 27, 2012 21:43
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iamathousandapples posted:
Because honestly, what else is a gay Marine supposed to feel when a member of the GOP says "Reinstate DADT" and "Support our Troops" in the same speech?
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Aug 28, 2012 22:24
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BREAKING: John McCain Just Blew His Brains Out During RNC Speech I was offended by this until I actually read the article. quote:“My friends, I’m not going to be around much longer, so I want to tell you this,” said McCain, a decorated Vietnam war hero. “I am for same-sex marriage if it’s implemented in an incremental way that makes sense. I am for a woman’s right to choose. I believe that human beings have caused this planet to overheat, and that those of you ignoring this issue should be ashamed of yourselves. Immigrants who arrived here as children should be given a path to citizenship. And the income gap in this country is unacceptable. I have always believed these things. And I also believe that this party’s hard turn to the right is detrimental to the well-being and progress of this entire country.”
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Aug 30, 2012 01:08
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Here's an article laughing at liberals/people who live in reality regarding Paul Ryan's bullshit speech: Valiant Fact-Checkers Once Again Save American Political System From Descending Into Corruption
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Aug 31, 2012 02:54
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DNC Lacking Same Delusional Magic It Had In 2008 Less like and more like  .
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Sep 4, 2012 22:17
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Senior Woodchuck posted:Good Evening, It's An Honor To Be Used As A Political Prop By My Husband's Campaign
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Sep 5, 2012 04:24
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Unemployed Man Who Had To Move Back In With His Parents Still For Obama Guantánamo Prisoners Released Into Cheering DNC Crowd The Onion is nothing if not fair and balanced.
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Sep 7, 2012 01:50
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Vote Republican posted:The onion barely has to work anymore... jesus. This is so sad and funny.
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Sep 7, 2012 04:22
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Vote Republican posted:Have you seen this ad? It gets special after the Chuck's wife starts talking.
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Sep 7, 2012 18:59
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Hey guys remember this article? Well... Yeah.
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This is funnier than the actual article.
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