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Wait until those people see "tribute.avi". This is my favourite Onion video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wHMaJ6AtNs
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BrooklynBruiser posted:Holy poo poo. Chicago Public Schools Celebrate Fifth Straight Day Without Any Violence. I am really worried that this was going to get a "never mind" edited into it like before.
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Miley Cyrus Ruins VMAs Again By Putting A Homeless Man On Stage.
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Millions posted:Holy poo poo number 2 is exactly what my ex and I did last Halloween. As is typical of The Onion, the last line is great.
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Oct 31, 2014 22:43
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It's also inspired by one of my favorite Patton quotes.
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Nov 12, 2014 11:03
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I'm the tiny cute one with cool hair, yay!
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Nov 25, 2014 06:08
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Here's a cool new quiz. Careful, it gets tricky near the end. http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/fiddle-dee-dee-i-am-quizmaster-who-shall-test-your-1451
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Nov 25, 2014 09:38
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What Robert Downey Jr. Would Look Like Today
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RJWaters2 posted:This is exactly how useless and dumb I imagine the real Kids/Teens Reacts videos are. Can anyone confirm? In those videos, the kids/teens usually have normal human reactions to things. Then they got asked questions about it. I never watch the ones where they cover serious issues like Sandy Hook or suicide though, so I cannot comment on those. If you want dumb, find videos where they play old video games and then read comments by 'veteran' gamers.
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Jan 30, 2015 11:17
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ISIS and copyright laws, Clickhole has everything. I love Clickhole quizes. Here is a topical one: http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/how-well-do-you-know-rules-football-1832
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Feb 1, 2015 00:06
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Everything you did not know about Fight Club. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nl_KiNO2YH0  ending, yo.
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Feb 4, 2015 00:04
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Need cheat codes for Simcity 4? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jv6vKo2z3mw
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Feb 7, 2015 05:15
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Now you too can make yourself look like Channing Tatum's father. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsX1OezTNYM The MSJ has a new favorite as of 10:48 on Feb 10, 2015 |
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Feb 10, 2015 10:45
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Are you a good American? http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/are-you-good-american-1956 I'm not, apparently. 
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Feb 25, 2015 08:16
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Welp. Pack it up, church heads! This neckbeard just proved that God is not real. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GaFWuJj3LY
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Apr 8, 2015 13:36
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Jet Jaguar posted:Are you read to Get The Whole Online Experience!? You can leave a funny comment on an internet video! Yes, more porn!
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This Teenage Girl Was Kicked Out Of Prom Just For Wearing A Short Dress And Then...quote:If you wanted to make an example of her, congratulations, Homestead East: You did it! You took a 17-year-old girl who wasn’t even dancing and you ruined her prom night. The MSJ has a new favorite as of 09:48 on Apr 28, 2015 |
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Apr 28, 2015 09:46
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This is for you, Sarah. http://www.clickhole.com/video/share-video-someone-your-life-named-sarah-2386
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May 1, 2015 09:11
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Youtube version:  And now for more of that Onion surrealism. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqDLcYkQ54U
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Here's a shout out to kids like the Alexa Ray Joel and the Beckham siblings. And Louisa Gummer, who I can never date because I will only ever pretend to date your hot mom. http://www.clickhole.com/article/things-only-people-incredibly-sexy-parents-will-un-2410 Something for dads. http://www.clickhole.com/article/14-drawers-made-our-dad-roar-2424
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May 19, 2015 05:08
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Cup of Hemlock posted:This is from last year. Agreed - we need more DJ. Maybe this can help.
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May 21, 2015 04:22
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Arrested Ex-FIFA VP Cites The Onion In Strange Self-Defense Videoquote:Today in Dumb FIFA Man, arrested ex-VP Jack Warner tried to thank his supporters and clear his name during a strange Facebook video in which he cites a report from The Onion to prove FIFA’s generosity. The Onion article in question: http://www.theonion.com/article/fifa-frantically-announces-2015-summer-world-cup-u-50525
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May 31, 2015 23:28
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See the worst somersault ever. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwVxOxhGddM
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Jun 17, 2015 10:34
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Full Battle Rattle posted:Whoa! This bear is loving these mushrooms. Looks like you’ve made yourself a friend! You would definitely survive a bear attack! I looked past the mushroom. "You survived a bear attack, but at what cost?"
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Jun 22, 2015 04:34
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Krinkle posted:These guys pulled a shawshank but they're legit murderers and not sympathetic andy dufrene types. I'm conflicted but either way I'm riveted. And apparently I shouldn't be? Dang Kelly, this hurts. They are the ones that left the racist note, right? Also one of them reportedly has a huge dick.
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Jun 23, 2015 00:59
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This kid is going to hell alright. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBFa4aTT6ZI
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Jun 26, 2015 00:05
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Texts You Send In Your 20s Vs. Texts You Send In Your Closet Hiding From An Enraged Yo-Yo Ma http://www.clickhole.com/splitpic/texts-you-send-your-20s-vs-texts-you-send-your-clo-2163
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Jul 4, 2015 04:22
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No kidding, watch this in private browsing only. http://www.clickhole.com/video/turn-private-browsing-mode-now-because-you-dont-wa-2729
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Jul 9, 2015 01:26
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Why are you not talking about this hole? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWVNDfDSE44
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Aug 11, 2015 17:55
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Appropriate that this is the next article in that link: http://www.theonion.com/article/playboy-centerfold-has-big-dreams-tits-1019
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Aug 14, 2015 01:30
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Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:British Authorities Combat 'Cyber-Flashing' That just reminds me at BBC's own version of Onion News. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mClVbN1gNWQ
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Aug 15, 2015 00:23
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Japan is messed up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWbgKCENqn0
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Aug 19, 2015 02:57
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Clickhole shows us a glimpse of a world with no war but more music. http://www.clickhole.com/splitpic/world-without-war-move-slider-turn-these-soldiers--2904
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Aug 20, 2015 05:54
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Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:I scrolled down and found the classic Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla. My favorite detail is that battling gorillas apparently affects more Americans than people from Congo.
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Aug 23, 2015 05:45
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:I think he misunderstood this line: The way I read it was better.
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Aug 23, 2015 07:52
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Help close the eyes of these dead people. http://www.clickhole.com/splitpic/gently-close-eyes-newly-deceased-2926
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Sep 2, 2015 23:30
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Big Deal, Bruno Mars Also Contains Water http://www.starwipe.com/article/big-deal-bruno-mars-also-contains-water-579
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Sep 29, 2015 00:06
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Jet Jaguar posted:This Starwipe quiz is pretty good. "Wow, you’re pretty loving annoying about your appreciation for Benedict Cumberbatch. However, you are not as loving annoying as some other people, which means Benedict Cumberbatch is never going to notice you. Better draw some unsettlingly sexual fan art."
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