PYF The Onion story

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > PYF The Onion story

Perry Normal: Jul 23, 2010; Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.

Local Anorexic still way too fat

Ask a man who's jowl-deep in Phyllis Diller's pussy I'm immature, I know, but I laughed till I cried at that one.

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Perry Normal: Jul 23, 2010; Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.

Saggitarius (I think, going from memory)

Your death will be so violent that the investigating officer will let your mom down easy and tell her you were sodomized in half by a horse.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2012 03:42

Perry Normal: Jul 23, 2010; Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.

zoux posted:

Some of my favorite Onion jokes are just the headline/photo ones:
"School Bully Not So Tough After Being Molested"
"Cockatiel Can't Take a Punch".
"First Place Cops Look Was Inside AT-AT"

http://www.theonion.com/graphic/top-cute-8903

Stretched to hell, but that's my favourite.

# ¿ Jun 14, 2016 03:39

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