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buglord: Jul 31, 2010; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!; Buglord

Tempus Fugit posted:

I also liked this one from this week's issue -
Homesick kid on a sleepover needs to just tough it the gently caress out

Thanks for sharing this one, loved it.
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My favorite for a while.
Scientists Baffled By Man's Incredible Ability To gently caress Up Every Time

buglord has a new favorite as of 21:47 on Mar 31, 2012

# ¿ Mar 31, 2012 02:11

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 11:48

buglord: Jul 31, 2010; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!; Buglord

Pesticide20 posted:

I know this is a page back but, where can I find news print of The Onion?

# ¿ May 30, 2012 05:29

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El Negocio posted:

The Onion hates your childhood and wants you to feel bad, rear end in a top hat.

Dying Lion Sure Doesn't Feel As Though He's Completing Some Great Cosmic Circle.

I came here to post this, I think it's my new favorite. Funny but it's just dark at the end.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2012 21:37

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ultrafilter posted:

Nation's Lower Class At Least Grateful It Not Part Of Nation's Middle Class

I found this to be the best part of the article. Found it hilarious, but like the Lion one, depressing.

# ¿ Aug 2, 2012 03:09

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SpiderHyphenMan posted:

'Just Illegalize Us Already,' Nation's Assault Weapons Beg
Jesus Christ.

In a similar vein:
Nation's Sane People To Nation's Insane People: 'Please Stop Shooting Us'
This one came in at the perfect time too.

# ¿ Aug 7, 2012 19:46

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Elim Garak posted:

Goddamn The Onion has been really dark lately.

Ever since the dying lion article I've noticed how grim they're getting. In lighter news I can read the American Voices articles all day, those are awesome.

# ¿ Aug 16, 2012 23:43

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Ant Colony Comes To Halt After Death Of Popular Worker

As much as I like their real life satire articles, I can't get enough of their Ant articles. (There's quite a few too)

# ¿ Nov 15, 2012 21:03

buglord: Jul 31, 2010; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!; Buglord

for the life of me, i cannot find that onion article about millions of 20-30 year old americans going back to their family's for the holidays and all noticing their parent's cognitive decline and increasing forgetfulness, and then there's something about how these americans watch their families like hawks and eventually rationalize the aging as holiday stress. will you help me out goons?

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buglord: Jul 31, 2010; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!; Buglord

Last Chance posted:

https://www.theonion.com/thousands-of-americans-to-notice-first-signs-of-dementi-1819575952

Thanks!

Also same article seems to get darker the more my parents age :whitewater:

# ¿ Dec 5, 2021 23:20

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