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The Onion's sports articles are always fantastic and usually incredibly accurate in the details. I got the Ecstasy of Defeat for Christmas and haven't stopped laughing. Some of my favorites: Bill Belichick's Tears Eat Through Podium That contains my favorite line in Onion history: quote:As Belichick sloughed grotesquely into a liquid heap, he was reportedly heard to ask if this is what love is. NASCAR Cancels Remainder of Season Following David Foster Wallace's Death CC Sabathia, Prince Fielder Keep Imagining Each Other as Giant Talking Hot Dog, Hamburger NFL Meteorologists Warn Steaming Black-Guy Heads Occurring Later Every Year Someone earlier mentioned their constant portrayal of Tim Duncan as the world's most boring player. This is the best one: Tim Duncan Releases Decade Worth of Pent-Up Emotion After Spurs Preseason Loss
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Robert Denby posted:You guys need to catch up on Get Out Of My Face then. It's The Onion's follow-up to their cancelled but incredible Comedy Central show "SportsDome". Speaking of, here's the best "Sportsdome" moment ever. "MARK BRUNELL'S PUSSY FINGER IS 41 YEARS OLD. HE CAN'T KEEP UP WITH TODAY'S FINGERBANGING."
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Mar 19, 2012 05:40
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I read Our Dumb World about once a year and it always kills me. The simplicity of "Minnesota - Land of 10,000 Retards" will never not make me laugh.
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Oct 5, 2012 03:56
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I feel like this sums up the thought processes of people who think they can stop mass shootings. If Someone Tried to Burn My Village, I'd be Like, "gently caress You"
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Dec 26, 2012 18:29
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Does anyone know if Tim Duncan is aware of all the Onion articles about him?
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Leofish posted:Here's my favourite 9/11 related article, from last year.
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Maybe it depends on the franchisee.