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Nouvelle Vague
Feb 16, 2011

Endut! Hoch Hech!
This headline always makes me laugh:

Dad's new 20-year old Thai boyfriend sucks at Scattergories

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Nouvelle Vague
Feb 16, 2011

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Sex House is hilarious, and we oddly compelling.

"You should probably try to pee."

Nouvelle Vague
Feb 16, 2011

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Biden's eBay Feedback Rating Dips Below 35 Percent

Onion Biden stories are my favorite thing.

Nouvelle Vague
Feb 16, 2011

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Joe Biden Hitchhikes To Democratic National Convention

quote:

Aides tracking Biden's movements said he had already received a handful of rides, the first of which was provided by two unemployed 26-year-olds on a road trip to Austin, TX who recognized the current vice president and took him up on his offer to make them "the sickest apple pipe they'd ever seen."

Nouvelle Vague
Feb 16, 2011

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LASER BEAM DREAM posted:

The Onion just posted this on Facebook


What the hell was that about?

People don't like it when you call a 9 year old a oval office.

http://www.vulture.com/2013/02/the-onion-quvenzhane-wallis-tweet.html

Nouvelle Vague
Feb 16, 2011

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muscles like this? posted:

I get the joke they were trying to make but that might have gone a little too far.

Yeah, I got it too, but I think when you're going to use that word the joke needs to be perfect. And this wasn't.

Nouvelle Vague
Feb 16, 2011

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Saint Seafoam posted:

What exactly was the joke? I missed the Oscars and have been hearing a lot of criticism for this joke, yet I can't even imagine the context or reasoning behind it or what event at the oscars it would be referencing back to.

I thought what they were going for is that she's clearly not or we're supposed to find it ridiculous that people would say such a thing? At least, that's the reasoning I think they had.

Nouvelle Vague
Feb 16, 2011

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Harsh Light Of Morning Falls On One-Night Stand's DVD Collection

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Nouvelle Vague
Feb 16, 2011

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I love all these "local dope" stories:

Local Oaf Not Sure What Part Of Counter You Order At
Dope Just Galumphing Where Life Takes Him
Local Dumbfuck On Jumbotron Waits Until Last drat Second To Wave
'I Spilled My Soda,' Report Nation's Dopes

Tina!

Also, what Onion article is the closest to your real life? This is mine.

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