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This headline always makes me laugh: Dad's new 20-year old Thai boyfriend sucks at Scattergories
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2012 15:51 |
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# ¿ May 8, 2024 08:39 |
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Sex House is hilarious, and we oddly compelling. "You should probably try to pee."
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2012 15:52 |
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Biden's eBay Feedback Rating Dips Below 35 Percent Onion Biden stories are my favorite thing.
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2012 18:21 |
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Joe Biden Hitchhikes To Democratic National Conventionquote:Aides tracking Biden's movements said he had already received a handful of rides, the first of which was provided by two unemployed 26-year-olds on a road trip to Austin, TX who recognized the current vice president and took him up on his offer to make them "the sickest apple pipe they'd ever seen."
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2012 17:47 |
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LASER BEAM DREAM posted:The Onion just posted this on Facebook People don't like it when you call a 9 year old a oval office. http://www.vulture.com/2013/02/the-onion-quvenzhane-wallis-tweet.html
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2013 17:49 |
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muscles like this? posted:I get the joke they were trying to make but that might have gone a little too far. Yeah, I got it too, but I think when you're going to use that word the joke needs to be perfect. And this wasn't.
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2013 17:55 |
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Saint Seafoam posted:What exactly was the joke? I missed the Oscars and have been hearing a lot of criticism for this joke, yet I can't even imagine the context or reasoning behind it or what event at the oscars it would be referencing back to. I thought what they were going for is that she's clearly not or we're supposed to find it ridiculous that people would say such a thing? At least, that's the reasoning I think they had.
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2013 18:09 |
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Harsh Light Of Morning Falls On One-Night Stand's DVD Collection
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2015 01:05 |
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# ¿ May 8, 2024 08:39 |
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I love all these "local dope" stories: Local Oaf Not Sure What Part Of Counter You Order At Dope Just Galumphing Where Life Takes Him Local Dumbfuck On Jumbotron Waits Until Last drat Second To Wave 'I Spilled My Soda,' Report Nation's Dopes Tina! Also, what Onion article is the closest to your real life? This is mine.
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2015 21:32 |