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Arist: Feb 13, 2012; _{who, me?}

OfChristandMen posted:

Wow, thanks Onion:

"I Won" by Wayne LaPierre

Yeah, just saw that, and it legitimately depressed me how goddamn incisive it was.

# ¿ Apr 18, 2013 20:29

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ¿ May 8, 2024 03:31

Arist: Feb 13, 2012; _{who, me?}

After Careful Deliberation, Baby Goes With Homosexuality

# ¿ May 30, 2013 21:57

Arist: Feb 13, 2012; _{who, me?}

Advanced Alien Civilization Discovers Uninhabitable Planet

# ¿ Jun 13, 2013 22:27

Arist: Feb 13, 2012; _{who, me?}

Website's Built-In Search Function Just Pathetic

# ¿ Jul 22, 2013 18:08

Arist: Feb 13, 2012; _{who, me?}

Man Pulling In $1,000 Per Month Has Nerve To Complain About Minimum Wage Laws

:drat:

# ¿ Jul 24, 2013 15:56

Arist: Feb 13, 2012; _{who, me?}

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Israel Builds New Settlement To Host Palestinian Peace Talks

Holy poo poo.

quote:

�With this new settlement in place, I believe that our prospects of peace and unity will be brighter than ever. In fact, we should build more settlements so there can be even more places to negotiate.� Netanyahu noted that any individuals currently living on the future site of Israeli-Palestinian peace talks have exactly 36 hours to leave before they are forcibly removed.

# ¿ Aug 13, 2013 04:46

Arist: Feb 13, 2012; _{who, me?}

It Says Here On Your R�sum�, Mr. Zimmerman, That You Shot A Boy?

# ¿ Aug 16, 2013 17:59

Arist: Feb 13, 2012; _{who, me?}

New Study Finds Human Beings Were Never Meant To Wake Up From Sleep

# ¿ Oct 22, 2013 01:45

Arist: Feb 13, 2012; _{who, me?}

5-Year-Old Reluctantly Lets Crying Mom Sleep In His Bed Again

As usual, the last line kills it.

# ¿ Oct 24, 2013 02:13

Arist: Feb 13, 2012; _{who, me?}

Cowardly Refugee Running Away From Problems

# ¿ Nov 14, 2013 00:19

Arist: Feb 13, 2012; _{who, me?}

Holy poo poo, it's a modified X-Files fansite, complete with dead links and missing pictures.

# ¿ Dec 6, 2013 19:08

Arist: Feb 13, 2012; _{who, me?}

zoux posted:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/bush-our-long-national-nightmare-of-peace-and-pros,464/

Holy poo poo.

# ¿ Mar 18, 2014 20:50

Arist: Feb 13, 2012; _{who, me?}

Volume posted:

Make sure you try the Konami Code

Holy poo poo.

# ¿ Jun 14, 2014 22:32

Arist: Feb 13, 2012; _{who, me?}

Holy poo poo that's dark.

# ¿ Jul 18, 2014 21:06

Arist: Feb 13, 2012; _{who, me?}

You'll Never Look At A Twinkie The Same Way Again

# ¿ Jul 19, 2014 05:30

Arist: Feb 13, 2012; _{who, me?}

Takanago posted:

The Time I Spent On A Commercial Whaling Ship Totally Changed My Perspective On The World

I came here to post this, holy loving poo poo

# ¿ Aug 14, 2014 17:56

Arist: Feb 13, 2012; _{who, me?}

How To Channel Your Road Rage Into Cold, Calculating Road Revenge

# ¿ Jan 29, 2015 23:26

Arist: Feb 13, 2012; _{who, me?}

We Put A Falcon And A Rabbit In The Same Room Together. What Happened Will Not Surprise You.

# ¿ Feb 20, 2015 21:03

Arist: Feb 13, 2012; _{who, me?}

One of my favorites:

Study: Average Person Becomes Unhinged Psychotic When Alone In Own House

# ¿ Apr 15, 2015 20:03

Arist: Feb 13, 2012; _{who, me?}

What Is A Super PAC?

quote:

Q: How much does the average super PAC spend?
A: There�s no reason to ruin the rest of your afternoon learning this.

# ¿ May 7, 2015 15:55

Arist: Feb 13, 2012; _{who, me?}

loving amazing.

# ¿ May 11, 2015 16:13

Arist: Feb 13, 2012; _{who, me?}

This Crazy Fan Theory About �Jeopardy!� Actually Makes Total Sense

# ¿ Jun 26, 2015 01:45

Arist: Feb 13, 2012; _{who, me?}

Amazing: This Man Manages To Feel Anxious Even Though Nothing Is Wrong

# ¿ Jul 27, 2015 23:06

Arist: Feb 13, 2012; _{who, me?}

News Anchor Has Total Meltdown On Live TV

# ¿ Mar 31, 2016 20:03

Arist: Feb 13, 2012; _{who, me?}

Inferior posted:

Sorry, Feminists, But If Discrimination Against Men Doesn’t Exist, Then How Come Eagles Keep Grabbing Me By My Penis And Pulling Me Into The Sky?

Frankly, any article that includes the phrase "swung me by my penis into the church bells" is a winner.

Might be the hardest I've laughed at a Clickhole, holy poo poo

# ¿ Jun 9, 2016 02:15

Arist: Feb 13, 2012; _{who, me?}

'I'm A Trump-Era Conservative,' Says Horrifying Man 25 Years From Now

# ¿ Jul 6, 2016 16:48

Arist: Feb 13, 2012; _{who, me?}

Dr. Arbitrary posted:

I was certain it was going to be a firetruck.

Same, but what we got was incredible

# ¿ Jul 14, 2016 02:58

Arist: Feb 13, 2012; _{who, me?}

It's Here! Our Annual Ranking Of America's Top Homeschools

# ¿ Aug 23, 2016 23:16

Arist: Feb 13, 2012; _{who, me?}

Fall Cancelled After 3 Billion Seasons

# ¿ Sep 23, 2016 18:29

Arist: Feb 13, 2012; _{who, me?}

6 Robot Street Performers That Refused To Break Character For A loving Second And Tell Me If They Had Seen My Son

# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 16:42

Arist: Feb 13, 2012; _{who, me?}

87% Of Loud Crashing Noises Are Nothing, Report Top Experts From Other Room

# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 17:10

Arist: Feb 13, 2012; _{who, me?}

crapital noneishment

# ¿ May 3, 2017 03:08

Arist: Feb 13, 2012; _{who, me?}

# ¿ May 17, 2017 19:15

Arist: Feb 13, 2012; _{who, me?}

Americans Hopeful This Will Be Last Mass Shooting Before They Stop On Their Own For No Reason

# ¿ Oct 3, 2017 02:18

Arist: Feb 13, 2012; _{who, me?}

Holy gently caress, I just made a guttural sound from the depths of my throat upon seeing that

# ¿ Nov 14, 2017 19:37

Arist: Feb 13, 2012; _{who, me?}

Evil Mastermind posted:

UPDATE: Every Facebook User Who Clicked The New �Protect My Data� Button That Does Nothing But Feels Good To Press Has Had Their Data Stolen By Cambridge Analytica

Holy poo poo :laffo: