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Secks
Oct 10, 2002

The city is alive tonight
I love the single line headlines.

Haunted Tape Dispenser Unsure How To Demonstrate Hauntedness

Shotgun Blast To Abdomen Just Pisses Wilford Brimley Off More

Perverted Ninja Enjoys Being Seen

Secret Service Not Sure If That Suit Of Armor Was In Oval Office Yesterday

Winner Didn't Even Know It Was Pie-Eating Contest


DashR posted:

every time I try to read an Onion article a window pops up telling me I have to pay for a subscription. is this some kind of joke?

Nothing popping up here.

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