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ultrafilter posted:Abortion Stops a Beating
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Evil Mastermind posted:Given how reality's been outpacing the satirical articles lately, I can't say I blame them. I saw the Santorum "Smart People" comment this weekend, I honestly thought it was a joke headline.
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/josh-hamilton-relieved-he-made-it-through-entire-s,29894/ These are horrible, horrible people. Edit: VV Agreed, that was disturbing. AFewBricksShy has a new favorite as of 22:38 on Oct 12, 2012 |
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Poll Workers Overhear Biden Repeating Phrase 'Banged Her' While Reading Names On Ballot I wish the Onion's Biden was real.
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Amazing Original Thing To Become Hated Cliché In 6 Months My mom told me this weekend that she was doing the Gagnam Style dance. I just noticed this article after clicking the ant one, and it pretty much gives a perfect timeline, except it stayed amusing for a lot longer.
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The Onion REALLY hates Donald Trump, and I love it: When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years: Commentary by Donald Trump
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5-Year-Old Alabama Boy Misses Fun 'Bunker Grandpa' I don't think the phrase "too soon" exists at the Onion, and I'm thankful for it.
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Senior Woodchuck posted:RIP Worm. Worm is the guy Biden had attend the cabinet meeting for him: http://www.theonion.com/articles/biden-has-guy-named-worm-sit-in-for-him-at-cabinet,33250/ RIP, you were one top notch dude. AFewBricksShy has a new favorite as of 18:55 on Oct 17, 2013 |
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Google Launches 'The Google' For Older Adults My mom is pissed because I sent this to her.
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Black guy asks nation for change
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Dr Pepper posted:I don't get what to do. Go to the page, then use your arrow keys. ^ ^ v v < > < > B A Something will pop up if you did it right, make sure you use it to look at all of the pictures.
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This one is always good for today. http://www.theonion.com/articles/irishamericans-gear-up-for-the-reinforcin-o-the-st,9200/
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KillHour posted:I'm ashamed to admit this article made me giddy. But it did. http://www.theonion.com/graphic/trump-unable-to-produce-certificate-proving-hes-no-20250 http://www.theonion.com/graphic/candidate-profile-donald-trump-50675 http://www.theonion.com/americanvoices/beck-trump-making-me-uncomfortable-19961 This one is particularly brutal: http://www.theonion.com/article/donald-trump-stares-forlornly-at-tiny-aged-penis-i-28589 And my favorite: http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/when-youre-feeling-low-just-remember-ill-be-dead-i-31008 AFewBricksShy has a new favorite as of 15:47 on Jun 17, 2015 |
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SynthOrange posted:New Clickventure and I already got a whole bunch of preteens killed in my bosses club. Looks like someone didn't have the perfect bounce night.
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:Wait is that actually possible? Don't let anyone in.
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http://www.theonion.com/graphic/irish-americans-gear-up-for-the-reinforcin-o-the-s-9200 This is old, but it makes me laugh every year. The picture is hilarious. AFewBricksShy has a new favorite as of 21:26 on Mar 17, 2016 |
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Sad Kevin is at it again. http://www.theonion.com/article/i-dont-know-who-i-am-anymore-little-buddy-says-mot-33037
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Baron von Eevl posted:Smash Mouth, inexplicably, had the best response to that tweet. https://twitter.com/smashmouth/status/1158094341019058176?s=20 for those who were curious
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Lysidas posted:
DirectTV? Philly is already owned by Comcast . 
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https://www.theonion.com/irish-americans-gear-up-for-the-reinforcin-o-the-stereo-1819586600 Still wonderful and one of my favorite pics they’ve ever done.
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