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Subvisual Haze
Nov 22, 2003

The building was on fire and it wasn't my fault.

Martout posted:

It is possible to bypass the 5 per month thing by using the private surf mode in Firefox (probably works in Chrome etc. as well), then you can read 5 more and just reset by going out of and into it again! :)

Also try just hitting the stop button on your browser a second after the page loads. It's pretty easy to stop the page between loading the page itself, and overlaying the page with the 5 article limit message.

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Subvisual Haze
Nov 22, 2003

The building was on fire and it wasn't my fault.
Obama's Weekly Video Addresses Becoming Increasingly Avant-Garde - I love the video in the article.

Subvisual Haze
Nov 22, 2003

The building was on fire and it wasn't my fault.

Mura posted:

Newborn Loses Faith in Humanity After Record 6 Days

Aaaaaaand we're right back into the darkness.

U.S. Populace Lurches Methodically Through The Motions For Yet Another Day The Onion has pretty much always been magnificently dark.

Subvisual Haze
Nov 22, 2003

The building was on fire and it wasn't my fault.

Toad on a Hat posted:

This is me every day of the work week. Area Man Makes It Through Day

I find this pairs well with U.S. Populace Lurches Methodically Through The Motions For Yet Another Day

Subvisual Haze
Nov 22, 2003

The building was on fire and it wasn't my fault.

Oh my God, this is wonderful. It's like the old "Bush is resting comfortably" articles the onion used to run, but turned up to 11.

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Subvisual Haze
Nov 22, 2003

The building was on fire and it wasn't my fault.

Ego-bot posted:

Can anyone find the articles when The Onion was bought by the fictional Chinese company?

https://sports.theonion.com/selfless-jason-kendall-sacrifices-bunt-self-for-good-o-1819570885

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