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Got a pretty big laugh out of this one today: "TV Listings" quote:Major League Baseball
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2012 23:07 |
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# ¿ May 5, 2024 12:27 |
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Followed a link from that one and found this story. "From The Beaches Of Normandy To The Streets Of Paris, My Platoon Was A Bunch Of Pussies" quote:Like many good men my age, I was in the Big One, and I can tell you firsthand that war is hell. It's day after horrifying day of your worst fears come true. And when it came time to face those fears and be men, I could always count on my fellow leathernecks in the 202nd, without fail, to knuckle under and scatter like frightened little children.
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2012 23:16 |
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They work pretty fast sometimes.
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2012 20:03 |
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ultrafilter posted:This is too perfect: Area Man Leaving Father-Daughter Dance With Different Girl Than He Came With I was actually going to use that as an example of something that's been bugging me about The Onion lately. On their sidebar "Newswire" you can't tell what stuff is just headlines and what's a story or even just a blurb.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2012 19:17 |
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Oh man, this is a good one: Hungary's Szilagyi Pulls Off Upset In—Christ, One More Week Of This? "As of press time, an imponderable number of forgettable accomplishments, flat jubilation, insipid comments, and bland observations are slated to recur countless times during the unfathomable abyss of Olympic events scheduled for the next seven goddamn miserable cock-sucking assholes days."
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2012 19:34 |
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Mura posted:Newborn Loses Faith in Humanity After Record 6 Days Jesus Christ, that last line is probably the worst (as in horrible) thing they've ever written.
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2012 20:58 |
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Jesus Christ 48 Syrian Civilians Massacred During Claire Danes' Emmy Award Acceptance Speech The rest of the article is just as dark as that headline.
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2012 22:52 |
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Here's a couple of articles that are only funny because they were put up around the same time: Top Quotes of 2012 Top Quotes of '2012'
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2012 20:44 |
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They definitely use their own American Voices pictures because they updated them not too long ago.
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2012 16:28 |
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The American Dream posted:Wow, 3 for the older sister and 1 for the younger. Is Davenport a hot bead of fundamentalist christians? I think someone on The Onion's staff is just from the area as they've done a couple of stories set there before.
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2013 21:32 |
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Sweating Obama Admits Drone Strikes Have Been Happening On Their Own
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2013 22:04 |
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More fun brutality from The Onion. Highlights From Michael Jordan's Personal Life "July 1993: Wins $2,000,000 bet that his father would be murdered at a rest area"
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2013 21:13 |
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An often overlooked source of funny stuff is the AV Club Newswire. For example today in an article about some Bruce Lee movie that is purposefully historically inaccurate:quote:“Stephen Rivele and Chris Wilkinson have taken a little-known chapter in the life of Bruce Lee and used it as a jumping-off point for a bold, exciting story about the making of an international legend,” said producer Michael London in a statement, before his own story suddenly got much bolder and way more exciting after he turned into a werewolf, slaughtered a half-dozen people in Central Park, then was driven by an angry mob to seek refuge in a hidden sea cave. It was there that, after years of lonely seclusion, in which he was forced to imagine buddy-cop stories using the fragments of coral that washed up on the shoreline, producer-turned-werewolf Michael London eventually met and fell in love with a mermaid.
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2013 00:09 |
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Brother Jonathan posted:The latest Kelly: The best Kellys are the ones that aren't political and him just drawing about something that annoys him in his daily life. Like this one or the one about him complaining video rental places don't carry tapes anymore.
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2013 13:01 |
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I get the joke they were trying to make but that might have gone a little too far.
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2013 17:53 |
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The tweet was: "Everyone else seems afraid to say it, but that Quvenzhané Wallis is kind of a oval office, right?"
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2013 18:08 |
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Spikey posted:I am part of the 99% in this article. Ahaha, that ending. Also just a head's up but one of the pieces they put up today has some NWS images in it. I won't say which one because it gives away the punchline but be forewarned.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2013 21:27 |
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The end of the "Gunman" saga is pretty funny.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2013 01:21 |
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I got a big laugh out of this one: 'That Seems About Right,' Says Soon-To-Be-Audited Man
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2013 19:44 |
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The Onion has really been hammering Obama on the Syria front.
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2013 20:25 |
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There's also: Alien World To Help Out Syria Since This One Refuses To
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2013 21:05 |
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Yeah, I had to double check that when I found it.
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2013 21:16 |
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/74-normal-photos-and-2-kinda-weird-ones,32244/ This one is fun just because of how literal the name/content is.
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2013 01:12 |
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While The AV Club is the "serious" part of The Onion the news part is worth reading because Sean O'Neal is really funny.
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# ¿ May 21, 2013 00:45 |
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Not as embarrassed as this model must feel. My favorite part of the article is this line: "Belzer, a passenger in the single-car accident, was killed when driver Keith Foley, who survived the wreck with only minor injuries, became distracted and lost control of the vehicle. Belzer was not wearing a seat belt at the time."
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# ¿ Aug 15, 2013 00:21 |
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This one is just them being kind of goofy, James Fenimore Cooper, Famed American Novelist, Dies At 224
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2013 20:39 |
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Somebody probably had a lot of fun in the Holiday Gift Guide making up fake Clint Eastwood movie titles. quote:Other titles in set include: The Ranch Hand, The Rider With No Name, Quick-Draw Johnny, Deadman Flats, Prickly Creek, Spurs And Saddle, The Horse Rider, Western Riders, Go West Young Rider, Shoot ’Er Here, Shoot ’Er There, The Horse Shooter, The Dust Shooter, The Cowboy Shooter, Tumbleweed, The Six-Gun Man, The Six-Gun Man Rides Again, The Six-Gun Man Returns: Day Of Reckoning, The Man From El Paso, The Man From Dodge, The Man From Sioux City, The Man From Tombstone, The Man From El Dorado, Wanted Gun Man, Texarkana!, Ghost Town 2, Pistolslinger, The Solo Ranger, Hell Canyon In-Laws, Saddle Pals, Dakota Rifle, Barn, Gun The Woman Down, Wild Wet West, The Secret Of Rifle Ridge, The Guns Of Fort Gunnington, Mr. Sheriff, Gun For Loan, Once Upon A Gun, Outlaw's Second Cousin, Cowbert, Dial ‘W’ For Western, Butch Cassidy Meets The Wolf Man, The Lonesome Inn Keep, Horse-Riding Stranger, Really Bad Day At Black Rock, Ambush At Hell's Crossroads, The Hootenanny Massacre, The Big Cowboy, Blood Canyon, Pistol-Using Gentlemen, A Minute To Pray, A Second To Die For Mankind’s Sins, Return Of The Stranger, Are You There God? It’s Me, The Gunfighter, Shallow Grave, A Payment In Dust, Billy The Cripple Kid, Blood For A Sand Dollar, Beautiful Gunset, Ride Into The Wind, Skedaddle!, The Gentle Cattleman, The Gentle Cattleman Fights Back, The Gentle Cattleman’s Son, Howdy, Gunfire At Christmas Canyon, Christmas At Hell's Ridge, Birthday Cowboy, Dead Horse Oxbow Desperado Gulch Canyon, There’s A New Cheryl In Town, Aw Shucks, and Horsey!
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2013 20:51 |
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R. Mute posted:Boring piece of poo poo has no opinions about anything Actually, finding out more about the case just makes the douchebag kid look worse. Like how he got drunk, him and his friends stole the beer from a convenience store.
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2013 03:39 |
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I think my favorite is "Beautiful Gunset." Although the escalating sequel ones are funny too.
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2013 05:39 |
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Woman Shows Hairstylist Example of Haircut She Wants
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2014 19:14 |
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zoux posted:Wasn't he behind the whole Santorum google bomb? Yeah, he's hated Santorum for a long time and tried to champion using his name as a term for anal sex "backwash."
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2014 23:12 |
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The Gluten free guide is pretty great "Above all, remember to stock up on money, as staying gluten-free requires a diet rich in supplemental income."
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2014 19:50 |
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Mike the TV posted:Should Obama Blow The Silver Horn The Founding Fathers Left In Case The Country Ever Needed Them? Oh man "We would torture them if we have to."
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# ¿ May 13, 2014 19:58 |
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This is a fun one because yes, I've had exactly that reaction.
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# ¿ May 23, 2014 22:07 |
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That website is letting them put out some really weird content. Like http://www.clickhole.com/article/8-touching-pics-celebrities-and-their-dads-279
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2014 20:59 |
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Which Mad Men Character Are You? quiz is pretty great.
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2014 23:03 |
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ElectricWizard posted:So I guess the Calvin and Hobbes video was removed. I'm, uh, glad to catch it before it disappeared. Probably one of those ones where its a funny joke (like the Oscar tweet calling Quvenzhané Wallis a oval office) but was just a little too over the line.
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2014 00:05 |
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Man Failing To Heed Harsh Lessons Of Past Orders Sonic Bacon Cheeseburger Toaster
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2014 20:01 |
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Hello Sailor posted:Clickhole Video: You Can Write Whatever You Want On A Baby...And Here’s The Proof. Whoever is behind Clickhole sure is weird.
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2014 22:41 |
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# ¿ May 5, 2024 12:27 |
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http://www.clickhole.com/article/9-celebrities-you-never-knew-had-plastic-surgery-a-572 This has a pretty fun ending.
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2014 20:07 |