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Hobojim posted:The first Onion article that I ever saw is still my favourite, and I haven't seen it posted yet. New study shows dolphins not so intelligent on land. Counterpoint: Dolphins Evolve Opposable Thumbs
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2012 03:28 |
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# ¿ May 5, 2024 11:32 |
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http://www.theonion.com/video/new-wearable-computer-also-sucks-your-dick,33017/
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2013 20:39 |
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Red Roof Inn Announces New Suicidal Suite
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2013 17:47 |
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Nation Thankful That Shellie Dean Zimmerman Was Charged With Perjury At Least
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2013 22:51 |
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Stoner Architect Drafts All-Foyer Mansion I can't even explain why this makes me laugh EDIT: Or why the Onion I'm seeing articles from 2000 on my feed
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2013 20:24 |
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Another surreal report! Report: Some People Live In Pennsylvania Last line as usual...
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2013 03:39 |
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Alarming New Adult Trend ‘Plateauing In Your Career And Relationship’ Sweeps Nation
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2013 03:46 |
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Zugzwang posted:This really does have to be one of the best things they've ever done. I especially like "the screaming, the screaming" and "opposite of doctor." "Tensile strength of dog skin"
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2013 21:14 |
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BKPR posted:haha, goddamn. Is it randomized or does it follow a certain pattern? Looks like a pattern. I got no repeats until I got back to the first one I had seen (cosmic rays and echoes) My favorites were the unsettling ones - the screaming one , the blood one, and the one with the six-second pause at the end
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2014 01:20 |
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Blood blood, blood blood blood
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2014 00:36 |
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Mom Packs Encouraging Note In Own Lunch
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2014 04:06 |
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The Onion's FB feed keeps feeding me terrific older stories Lost Cat, Dog On Journey Die Immediately
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2014 16:49 |
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Skeesix posted:Not even the best today I came here to post that
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2014 00:16 |
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10 Most Awesome Last Words Ever Uttered
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2014 21:40 |
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Can You Tell Which Of These People Lost A Lot Of Weight And Which Ones Just Bought Big Pants?
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2014 03:49 |
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HR Director Reminds Employees That Any Crying Done At Office Must Be Work-Related
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2015 13:27 |
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ultrafilter posted:How? I've only become proficient in German, been warned away from learning French, or fallen in love with Margaux. Spanish, 2nd answer on the first actual language question.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2015 00:52 |
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A really surreal clickventure Sleepover at Brynna's
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2015 02:14 |
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8 Ways To Attract A Lot Of Beetles To Your Home If That’s Your Thing
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2015 21:30 |
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Volume posted:God drat it, who's the mole? After much research and many attempts, I've found the correct answer is "Who cares?"
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# ¿ May 4, 2015 01:29 |
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Softface posted:We Put A GoPro On A Sparrow We Threw A GoPro At Our Stepdad
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# ¿ May 5, 2015 01:14 |
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Obama Still Hasn’t Figured Out How To Adjust Height Of Oval Office Desk Chair
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# ¿ May 23, 2015 02:25 |
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Science FTW: IBM Just Announced A Robotics Competition To Stop The Winner Of The Previous Competition
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2015 10:11 |
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A few stories inspired by "a friend": Drunk Will Show You, Everybody Police Satisfied After Drunk Man Assures Them There’s No Problem
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2015 01:55 |
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Hundreds Of Cheap, Generic Doorstops Flood Market After DoorBlocker Patent Runs Out I love absurd Onion.
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2015 19:42 |
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Nouvelle Vague posted:I love all these "local dope" stories: Area Facebook User Incredibly Stupid
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2015 03:21 |
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Lord Hydronium posted:If I remember right, this was written after The Onion had to add "[Satire]" to their articles on Facebook because people were confusing them with real news. Facebook was the one tagging them, but yes, this was their (awesome) response.
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2015 15:00 |
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Son-Of-A-Bitch Mouse Solves Maze Researchers Spent Months Building
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2015 12:01 |
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Jeff Bezos Assures Amazon Employees That HR Working 100 Hours A Week To Address Their Complaints
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2015 02:36 |
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Nation To Try Channeling Outrage Over Gun Control Into Issue That Can Actually Be Addressed
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2015 01:09 |
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This old one showed up on my FB feed. Baby Knocked Out With Cough Syrup Praised For Being Such A Good Little Traveler Go pick on someone else, Sad Kevin <>
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2015 16:00 |
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I will never tire of The Onion taking on the American workplace HR Director Reminds Employees That Any Crying Done At Office Must Be Work-Related HR Sends Out Reminder Email About Not Scrawling ‘Revenge’ In Blood In Conference Room Never-Before-Heard Buzzword Flying Around Office Can’t Be Good Fed-Up Employee Just About 14 Years Away From Walking Out Door More Office Workers Switching To Fetal Position Desks Majority Of Office’s Supplies Used To Apply For Different Job
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2015 18:31 |
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How can I forget Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2015 01:31 |
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Well, this is kind of weird...it looks like Peter K. Rosenthal is moonlighting? Man Didn't Expect Sex With Prostitute Would Be So Emotionally Fulfilling
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# ¿ May 6, 2016 20:12 |
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Dad Shares Photo Album Through Never-Before-Seen Website
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 00:28 |
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Disgusted Researchers Can’t Even Bring Themselves To Find Out How Much Mayo The Average American Consumes Yearly
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2017 21:47 |
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News In Photos: 'Make Daddy Die' Whispered Into Build-A-Bear
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2017 00:13 |
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# ¿ May 5, 2024 11:32 |
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This one popped up on my Facebook feed and always gets me. https://www.theonion.com/recipe-passed-down-from-grandma-gussied-up-to-be-less-p-1837972213
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2022 10:30 |