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Bloopsy: Jun 1, 2006; you have been visited by the Tasty Garlic Bread. you will be blessed by having good Garlic Bread in your life time, but only if you comment "ty garlic bread" in the thread below

This one never gets old to me:

In The Know: Has Halloween Become Overcommercialized?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0McggLIYmnE

IOC Clears Pros To Wrestle In 2000 Olympics:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/ioc-clears-pros-to-wrestle-in-2000-olympics,814/

Weed Delivery Guy Saves Christmas
http://www.theonion.com/articles/weed-delivery-guy-saves-christmas,1264/

# ¿ Mar 22, 2012 17:22

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# ¿ May 7, 2024 23:37

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Blasts from the past:

IOC Clears Pros to Wrestle in 2000 Olympics

Yes, Sweetie, Mommy's Heard of Gil Scott-Heron

# ¿ May 21, 2016 16:57

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NESguerilla posted:

It Was Then That I Carried You vs. Bullshit, Jesus, Those Are Obviously My Footprints

I love this one.

As a someone who used to dip and chew a LOT I've always enjoyed this:

Anti-chewing Tobacco Activists Speak Out Against Second Hand Spit

# ¿ Jun 11, 2016 02:02

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zoux posted:

My favorite "Ask A" columns are, in order, Ask a Gutshot Policeman, Ask the Dauphin and ask an Elderly Black Woman as Written by a Sophomore Creative Writing Student

I concur. These three are my favorites as well.

# ¿ Jun 16, 2016 20:36

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Kelly is the best thing going for the Onion right now.

# ¿ Oct 11, 2016 04:13

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This one is from way back in the day and has probably been posted here but it still remains my favorite Kelly cartoon.

"collection agency jackals" gets me every time.

# ¿ Oct 26, 2016 00:28

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ultrafilter posted:

Ho, Ho, Ho! I Saw You Masturbating!

One of the all time best onion pieces.

# ¿ Dec 25, 2016 05:17

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Ugly In The Morning posted:

Wasn't Jean Teasdale, was extremely disappointed

The story arc of Jean and her sketchy dad opening a year-round mall Santa store is still peak onion for me.

# ¿ Oct 13, 2017 19:24

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New Evidence Suggests President George Washington Sent Woodcut Of Penis To Secretary

Story lives up to the title.

# ¿ Feb 23, 2018 22:05

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Ugly In The Morning posted:

I thought about this one for no reason today and looked it up.

https://www.theonion.com/it-sounded-fancy-so-i-ate-it-1819583223/amp

Still fantastic 22 years later.

Somehow I missed this one over the last 22 years and that's a shame because this was hilarious.

# ¿ Sep 1, 2018 15:19

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A holiday favorite. The picture cracks me up everytime.

https://local.theonion.com/weed-delivery-guy-saves-christmas-1819567656

# ¿ Nov 27, 2019 03:53

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StandardVC10 posted:

Lowly Mortal Opens Portal to Hell

This is hilarious, was not expecting that at all.

# ¿ Jan 9, 2020 04:57

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It's shame they didn't make any more of these. Quite possibly the best video content the Onion has ever produced (aside from Sex House, of course).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBGFQpkFNgU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apwjgE0n9fc

# ¿ Feb 22, 2020 01:39

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INCOMING SEXT! INCOMING SEXT! INCOMING SEXT!

# ¿ Feb 24, 2020 02:13

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# ¿ May 7, 2024 23:37

Bloopsy: Jun 1, 2006; you have been visited by the Tasty Garlic Bread. you will be blessed by having good Garlic Bread in your life time, but only if you comment "ty garlic bread" in the thread below

Onion talks are so good, especially this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB6AlbTl6_4

And this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66Cl_0NNhdM

# ¿ Feb 6, 2024 06:34

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