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RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

Memories, memories.

Blossom. The cover of Joey Lawrence's CD.



Koosh balls!

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Baba Yaga Fanboy
May 18, 2011

CROSSFIRE! YOU'LL GET CAUGHT UP IN THE....

CROSSFIRE!

http://youtu.be/rCwn1NTK-50

Hard to get more friggin' pumped than Crossfire. Did anyone actually play this game? The commercials made it look like a combination of hungry hungry hippos and a death match.

Livingston
Jun 28, 2007

:zombie:hiiitsss:zombie:

Baba Yaga Fanboy posted:

CROSSFIRE! YOU'LL GET CAUGHT UP IN THE....

CROSSFIRE!

http://youtu.be/rCwn1NTK-50

Hard to get more friggin' pumped than Crossfire. Did anyone actually play this game? The commercials made it look like a combination of hungry hungry hippos and a death match.

My brother and I had it. It was awesome. It was really easy to lose the balls though. I don't think it could be made today since it is begging for a too-young sibling to swallow a bunch of metal ball bearings.

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


The 90's were my transition between childhood and teen years. drat, I had cable, I went from watching Tiny Toons,to Batman TAS, to stay the whole day watching MTV when it was a real Music channel.

I miss the old MTV :allears:

Ball Tazeman
Feb 2, 2010

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAIf3252GjA

I can't get jiggling hippo rear end out of my head

Nichole
Nov 5, 2009

Desperado Bones posted:

The 90's were my transition between childhood and teen years. drat, I had cable, I went from watching Tiny Toons,to Batman TAS, to stay the whole day watching MTV when it was a real Music channel.

I miss the old MTV :allears:

I remember watching those MTV marathons of the "100 Greatest Videos of all Time!" and it being a big loving deal. My dad was mad that Pearl Jam's Jeremy rated higher then Dire Straits Money for Nothing.

Jarlath
Apr 4, 2006

AFewBricksShy posted:

nick nick nicknick nick nick nick nick..... nic el ooo de onnnn!

Hollllly poo poo bro you killed me with this, I can hear it playing perfectly in my head. Thank you.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Desperado Bones posted:

I miss the old MTV :allears:


*Blows nose*
Hey look, I made an MTV logo. Wanna see?

WELL I DIDN'T WANT TO SHOW IT TO YOU ANYWAY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaslgR7T2Hs

The beginning of this one has a couple of the crazy animated bumpers that MTV used to have.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=mKXNAp8Q13A

Donal Logue has been awesome since I was a kid.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6t9z9goCWgc&feature=related
Liquid television was awesome, and I'm pretty sure Aeon Flux created a few psychological issues for me.

Goddamn, MTV. You used to be cool. What happened?


AFewBricksShy has a new favorite as of 21:45 on Mar 23, 2012

Stapleeer
Dec 18, 2008
Anyone remember ZOOM?
Growing up I only got network TV because we were poor mofos, so PBS was my childhood. I always watched it after school.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwmslRaINno

And of course the best music video song combination. Pump it while your feet are stuuomping

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EcjWd-O4jI

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

AFewBricksShy posted:

Goddamn, MTV. You used to be cool. What happened?

I had forgotten all about those bumpers.

My family avoided cable from about 1987 until June of 1994. We were not allowed to watch MTV, especially Beavis and Butthead. My parents recorded an episode (Late Shift), watched it, then sat down and watched it with us telling us about how bad of a show it was and how they would have lost their jobs.

That didn't stop me from waiting until they went to bed and sneaking into the TV room to watch MTV all night long, every night for the next 3 or 4 years. 11:00, Beavis and Butthead, Alternative Nation, Liquid Television, then to bed at about 1:30. I think watching Kennedy is where I gained my attraction for sarcastic women who wear glasses, I never could figure out the hatred for her.

OMG BYZANTIUM
Dec 30, 2008
I saw a commercial on TV the other day for a bank or insurance company, I wish I could remember, but it was super 90s. It was a montage of people doing X-TREME SPORTZ while wearing day-glo winter clothes.

Nichole
Nov 5, 2009
I used to come home every day and watch Rikki Lake. I loved that trashy talk show.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Also, Kennedy sucked.

Flavor Bear
Jan 13, 2008

Bear Love is Best Love

Baba Yaga Fanboy posted:

CROSSFIRE! YOU'LL GET CAUGHT UP IN THE....

CROSSFIRE!
I think you mean,

YOU CAN CAUSE UP AND NUH!

augias
Apr 7, 2009

Softcore porn on Showtime.

Then I remembered earnestly trying to spank the monkey to this stuff


:)

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

The ski slopes in the late 80s/early 90s were always a radical place for style.


R.I.P. Craig Kelly

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

augias posted:

Softcore porn on Showtime.

Then I remembered earnestly trying to spank the monkey to this stuff


:)

Oh God, me too...:( I do remember one particular time, for whatever reason, Showgirls was on, and it was clear enough to see actual titties for a several minute stretch...being 15, I probably was able to grind out 10 or 15 times in those few minutes. :smug:

The craziest thing happened one weekend, though. We had a crazy lightning storm, and I poo poo you not it caused us to receive free Showtime and Cinemax for about a day. It occurred late at night, and I noticed flipping through that it wasn't all scrambled. Being smart, I immediately put a tape in the VCR. The very next movie was some softcore porn (I think it was called Showgirl Murders? Something like that.) I recorded that, and after that, was some softcore about a guy who wrote music for porn movies. That was the better of the two, much more attractive women.

Anyway, I'll just leave this here. (Despite previous talk, this is as far from softcore porn as you can get.)

Edit: Oh, and who can forget Nick's attempt to cash in on the teen crowd? (Roundhouse rocked, though I wasn't a teen when I watched it...well, maybe I watched a bit when I was 13 or 14?)

DrBouvenstein has a new favorite as of 22:58 on Mar 23, 2012

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch
I don't understand why MTV wont release a DVD or something of their worst videos ever special with Jon Stewart (among other people). That special is loving hilarious. It encapsulates old MTV for me, just a bunch of random lovely comedians riffing on bad music videos for an hour.

vandalism
Aug 4, 2003
Stretch. Motherfucking. Armstrong.

Mine broke and the corn syrup or whatever leaked out :( RIP Stretch, you will be missed.

Slavik
May 10, 2009


Gamesmaster anyone?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlfaeZZ0tjU&feature=related
If you are unfamilar with the show just watch a bit of the clip or skip to the 1:30 mark for the awesome head of Patrick Moore and why it was the staple of any game lover in the 90's. Also the added bonus for UK goons, boy band East 17 is at the beginning of the same clip

All the opening credits The Hell/Rollercoaster one at again 1:30 is really cool and memorable though I don't remember the McDonalds advertising.

Oxidizer
Feb 25, 2011
I remember there were these juice drinks that were packaged in thin plastic and shaped like soda bottles. There were a few different brands, but if I recall correctly the cheap brands were just plainly packaged, whereas the "higher end" ones had goofy faces engraved in the bottle. The best variation came with these weird little tablets that you dropped into the bottle and the liquid would change color and I think flavor. I used to envy the kids who'd sit at my table with the color changing ones :(

Anyone remember SMUD? It was a Nickelodeon product in the vein of Gak, but it was this blue clay stuff that was most notable for it's weird rear end smell.

I also remember that they used to sell slime in gumball machines, which I haven't seen in a long time.

Mostly though, my childhood was dominated by the shrieks of Gilbert Godfried being emitted by a smoke detector puppet.

Raikonnen
Sep 21, 2006

Slavik posted:


Gamesmaster anyone?


Oh god, I don't think I missed a single episode. Screaming at the TV watching lovely kids being lovely at good games, convinced i'd beat them at every game. Gamesmaster and Knightmare were the best thing about coming home from school every day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxzKTbu-aR0 <---Knightmare intro, best show ever made.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0DDY299Ly4 <---90s games represent

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!


Pocket Rockers! I got one of these like a year or two after the fad had already died down, at a Toy Liquidators store. The only two tapes I had were La Bamba (plus whatever the B-Side was) and a tape with Beach Boys songs. Didn't really use it much, but for whatever reason I thought the idea was cool, and the art design was 90's As gently caress.

Looking back, the assortment of music was a little odd. There were some classic pop/rock standards, but then they had stuff like Phil Collins. What kid didn't want to play Sussudio on an endless loop for all their friends?

Arschlochkind
Mar 29, 2010

:stare:

Oxidizer posted:

Anyone remember SMUD? It was a Nickelodeon product in the vein of Gak, but it was this blue clay stuff that was most notable for it's weird rear end smell.

I never had any Smud, but I did buy Floam. That poo poo is worse than Gak when it comes to making a mess.

Landerig
Oct 27, 2008

by Fistgrrl

QuickbreathFinisher posted:



Serious Nickelodeon Question: What was the scariest episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark? If you say anything other than the pool episode or the dollhouse episode, you are empirically wrong.

I just went back and watched a few episodes of this show. The intro has still got a delightfully creepy vibe (Just something about a playground at night), but the actual tales are just, meh now.

hamster_style
Nov 24, 2004
neenjah!
4 pages and no "Hey Dude"? For shame!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4_Nu3tN6rg

I also remember staying up past my bedtime to watch Herman's Head. I'm pretty sure it wouldn't stand up to my comedy standards now, but as a youth I found it hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4_Nu3tN6rg

Rocketlex
Oct 21, 2008

The Manliest Knight
in Caketown

Oxidizer posted:

I remember there were these juice drinks that were packaged in thin plastic and shaped like soda bottles. There were a few different brands, but if I recall correctly the cheap brands were just plainly packaged, whereas the "higher end" ones had goofy faces engraved in the bottle. The best variation came with these weird little tablets that you dropped into the bottle and the liquid would change color and I think flavor. I used to envy the kids who'd sit at my table with the color changing ones :(

You're thinking of these wonderful things...



One of my personal favorite bits of unhealthiness as a kid. My parents would always put a six-pack in my stocking for Christmas. It became like a tradition, even after I grew out of begging them for candy. :3:

Also, "100% fruit juice" my rear end. This stuff was pre-made Kool-Aid and they drat well knew it.

EDIT: Well, it wasn't exactly pre-made Kool-Aid. That would be this...

Rocketlex has a new favorite as of 02:02 on Mar 24, 2012

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Rocketlex posted:

EDIT: Well, it wasn't exactly pre-made Kool-Aid. That would be this...



These and Ssips were literally the only reason I agreed to play Little League when I was a kid. I loving hated baseball, but I loved way-too-sweet portable drinks.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Coffee And Pie posted:

Ssips
I remember the definition of comedy genius in 4th grade was to cover the last "s" and read it backwards to see what you were really drinking.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Rocketlex posted:

You're thinking of these wonderful things...



:stare:

I completely forgot about those! I used to love taking the twist off tops, putting them in my mouth with the top facing out like a rocket, and then shooting them out of my mouth.

...what?

Carwash Cunt
Aug 21, 2007



Original Toronto Raptors jerseys.

Admiral Bosch
Apr 19, 2007
Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?

Carwash oval office posted:



Original Toronto Raptors jerseys.

That dude has a tiny head.

StrungOutFlip
Mar 17, 2009

Alright guys, lets shoot the stars...ohhh you just killed every star!
I miss NBA on NBC :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZKX-cf_p90

DoktorSandvich
May 15, 2011
Moon shoes! Though I remember a moon shoes commercial where they repeated the word abunch in succession
and while I was looking for that, I remembered this. Guts is still amazing after all these years, I loved that show so much, the agro crag was the poo poo.

Nickelodeon was the best back in the day.

Stapleeer
Dec 18, 2008
Sabrina the mutherfucking teenage witch! I watched it religiously. Then in the early 2000s it became about her going to college and it went downhill from there and lost it's awesome 90s campiness.

Lolitas Alright!
Sep 15, 2007

This is your friend.
She fights for your freedom.
PUT THE PIECES INTO THE SLOT
MAKE THE RIGHT SELECTION
BUT BE QUICK, YOU'RE RACING THE CLOCK!
POP! GOES PERFEEEEEEECTION!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3syQV7WDAU

I remember the shows that you HAD to watch in elementary school if you didn't want to be a scrub were "The Baby-Sitter's Club" and "Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers". I don't know why we loved the BSC show so much... it was cheesy as gently caress, and we KNEW it was cheesy as gently caress. We made fun of it every day at lunch, and yet we raced home to watch it.

I also have no idea how our teacher managed to get through the day after Tommy and Kimberly kissed on the bridge in Angel Grove Park. We would just not loving shut up about it the whole day.

Obligatory Toast
Mar 19, 2007

What am I reading here??
It's 1994, mid-May, I'm in the basement, sweating my loving rear end off in 100+ degree weather. Is it summer yet? Not until this commercial has graced my tv screen in between Nicktoons.

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord

lactomangulation posted:

Anyone wanna go DZ at Discovery Zone?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sI5nYSYtZmw

Thank you for posting this. I went here a lot as a kid and then I never went again when they closed up near my town :( For years I knew this place existed but totally forgot the name. This is a great thread and I'm glad someone made it.

Some random contributions:


TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




My Little Puni posted:

This smelled like angel farts. It was amazing.

Not campy, but definitely 90's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rqZZgVxnCk

I prefer this version of it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yamOer6lsjo

As for dancey-pop type music:

Mr. Vain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdV7Ui8oOUE

And

It's A Beautiful Life - I can't stop watching this video!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pyly3JtXoy4

Growing up in Canada, I remember watching Electric Circus, and Bleu Nuit (:fap:).

TITTIEKISSER69 has a new favorite as of 04:50 on Mar 27, 2012

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Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

DoktorSandvich posted:

Moon shoes! Though I remember a moon shoes commercial where they repeated the word abunch in succession
and while I was looking for that, I remembered this. Guts is still amazing after all these years, I loved that show so much, the agro crag was the poo poo.

Nickelodeon was the best back in the day.

Guts (and Global Guts) was okay, but nothing can ever top Legends of the Hidden Temple in terms of sheer badassness.

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