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Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

totalnewbie posted:

Are these stories real because [the good parts of] your life sounds amazing.

Does it really matter?

Just read through this thread and it was highly entertaining. I've never been a big gambler but I've known a couple guys with great winning/losing stories like these. Seen a few happen in front of me and people think I'm full of poo poo when I tell them.

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Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
I guess you don't know any degenerate alcoholic gamblers

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
I love that you polish off 1/2 bottle of wine, a couple rum cocktails, whatever you drank while Frank was playing, then a 1/2 bottle of scotch for a nightcap, and then you you wake up in the morning to the godawful sound of a hairdryer and the extent of your hangover is "not feeling well."

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
Winner breaks. Kind of like how in basketball winner gets outs. Though I guess you could agree on something else.

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
It's pretty bush league to lose to someone better than you then threaten them with violence to get your money back.

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
I don't think you understand gambling or hustling. Also seems like you didn't understand either Frank's or Jase's reaction to things.

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Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
What part of "blow some of my winnings making sports book bets drunk of my rear end" didn't you understand?

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