Cucumber Quest

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J.A.B.C.: Jul 2, 2007; There's no need to rush to be an adult.

Captain Invictus posted:

Bacon is actually a girl.

Which would explain why she hung around Tomato so much. Unrequited love now lost?

Also, glad to see Bacon getting some support. I have a soft spot for punching bag characters.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2013 07:43

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 16:13

J.A.B.C.: Jul 2, 2007; There's no need to rush to be an adult.

Dragonatrix posted:

http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-429/

Man, the staging for this play must've been a nightmare to set up.

Acting is a tough gig, man. You never know when you'll work with friends, or work with enemies, or have someone toss a star at your head from the direction of a seemingly closed-off theater roof.

# ¿ Nov 22, 2013 05:59

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The Leper Colon V posted:

Ugh. Puns are really the most bass humor there is. No style at all. Why even go to the treble in the first place?

It strikes a chord with people, whether good or bad. Also, it's instrumental to a lot of comedy, good or not.

# ¿ Nov 30, 2013 08:41

J.A.B.C.: Jul 2, 2007; There's no need to rush to be an adult.

Kikas posted:

I forgot about that and now I'm giggling like an idiot over "PLUG LIFE".

The most powerful spell in all the Ripple Kingdom!

Though the blue, ripple-like appearance does kind of give a Megaman/Paper Mario sort of feel.

# ¿ Dec 6, 2013 16:36

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wdarkk posted:

Cuco: "UNTZuntzuntzuntzuntzuntzuntzuntzuntzuntz untzuntzuntzuntzuntzUNTZUNTZuntzUNTZuntzUNTZuntzUNTZuntzuntzuntz"

This sucks

You forgot the wubs meant for exclamation points.

# ¿ Dec 8, 2013 18:20

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Waffleman_ posted:

aw.

Aw, indeed. Especially that last panel.

I think Bacon has found his new calling.

# ¿ Dec 29, 2013 08:09

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Lance Streetman posted:

Oh my god, that face.

Here it is, folks: The creepiest page of Cucumber Quest.

That face, indeed.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2014 08:54

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TwoPair posted:

New character card is up with Peridot's stance concerning Almond:

I wonder who she had to ~~bribe~~ turn to stone to get that changed.

# ¿ Jan 16, 2014 09:31

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Superstring posted:

So, uh, a question about Noisemaster just hit me. What IS he!? Splashmaster was relatively normal: a giant talking squid. The cast didn't seem to be all that surprised by it so I guess talking squids are a thing. But NM seems too small to be a bunnyman or a catman. Is he wearing a helmet like Daft Punk or is that his face? Is he some kinda pygmy electronica cyclops? What the hell is he!?!

He is dubstep given form. A lot of noise and flash, but quite limited in range and standing.

Hey, my explanation is as good as anyone else at this point.

# ¿ Jan 17, 2014 10:11

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flatluigi posted:

Noted awesome music maker Toby "Radiation" Fox just put out a fan song for Noisemaster!

http://fwugradiation.tumblr.com/post/75937889642/

Though this is really amazing and definitely has a Sega Genesis feel to it, he really needs to hurry up and finish Undertale.

Still, awesome music that fits the character well. I could see this being in a beat-em-up stage or something similar.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2014 07:32

J.A.B.C.: Jul 2, 2007; There's no need to rush to be an adult.

Reminds me of the gem that they dropped in Persona 4 Golden:

# ¿ Mar 19, 2014 22:51

J.A.B.C.: Jul 2, 2007; There's no need to rush to be an adult.

Nick_326 posted:

https://twitter.com/paranaturalzack/status/453036794079375360

These two nerds I swear

Me and my wife are in agreement now, Nightmare Knight is Doug Funny, just trying to get Patty to notice him.

# ¿ Apr 7, 2014 14:20

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Mr. Lobe posted:

http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-491/

I did not anticipate this turn of events.

How can my Nightmare Knight be this cute?

Also, my wife is convinced he is at least related to Mega Gengar, due to the stubby legs and spiky arms.

For comparison:

# ¿ Apr 8, 2014 23:55

J.A.B.C.: Jul 2, 2007; There's no need to rush to be an adult.

EDIT: Double Post, crap. Sorry!

# ¿ Apr 8, 2014 23:55

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Meowjesty posted:

The context is sailor moon you pleb.

Still in the dark. I guess I'm not enough of a nerd to get crushed by the knowledge.

# ¿ Apr 25, 2014 01:50

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Kikas posted:

Yeah, but: just 3 pizza chutes. Our Brave Heroes didn't seem to have any.

Tandem jumping: No one jumps alone their first time, and the pizza kings are all expert skydivers. Though the weight on the one carrying Almond/Cucumber is going to make the landing a bit painful.

Of course, Commander doesn't need one because JUSTICE LIIIIIIIVES!

# ¿ Jul 3, 2014 14:22

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WAMPA_STOMPA posted:

Sounds like a steam greenlight game

More like an Adventure Time Episode. Where some donkus skeebop'd Ghost Princess, and we now have to figure out who some donkus is.

But we already know. So...um, mystery solved, everyone! Good job.

# ¿ Aug 7, 2014 17:53

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Never gonna give you up, evil.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 14:24

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I thought it'd be where whoever defeats the Nightmare Knight becomes the next Nightmare Knight.

# ¿ Aug 29, 2014 13:31

J.A.B.C.: Jul 2, 2007; There's no need to rush to be an adult.

"I detest that sweater, but I like the way you think."

Cucumber Dressed chapter, ahoy!

# ¿ Sep 15, 2014 14:08

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Bongo Bill posted:

I don't know enough about flowers to comment on this, but the point is, keep an eye out for the flower Rosemaster is holding on this page.

What kind of flower is that? Because my knowledge of flowers is kind of lacking.

EDIT: Google image search for Almond flowers, Dahlias, and Marigolds. Added in Maple flowers and Tulips.

Curiouser and curiouser.

Zero_Tactility posted:

Also, the bits of tape on "Marigold"'s ears are a nice touch.

It's Bacon in a costume.

J.A.B.C. fucked around with this message at 18:31 on Sep 17, 2014

# ¿ Sep 17, 2014 18:24

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Magypsy posted:

The kickstarter for Book 3 is finally up!

It was funded before I could pledge. Still pledged, because I want that fold-out map and sticker set.

# ¿ Oct 22, 2014 01:38

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This is either going to end up in crossdressing or fire.

Also, Cabbage continuing to be the Best Worst Dad.

# ¿ Nov 5, 2014 13:40

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Noonsaliwah posted:

I dunno, Dahlia still seems to have her flower pin. So she's not out yet..?

Technically, so is Cucumber. Unless Peridot has his flower.

Also, more Peridot fun times!

# ¿ Dec 1, 2014 15:10

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ConanThe3rd posted:

As long as Cabbage gets boiled, yes.

Look at this nerd, askin' to get crushed.

If you don't get why Cabbage is such a great character, then I don't know how to help you.

# ¿ Dec 8, 2014 21:44

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At the bottom of the tumblr:

# ¿ Dec 15, 2014 01:03

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Tollymain posted:

oh poo poo, double update

glad 2 see cucco being brave

In his situation, there's no recourse but to be brave.

That, and I imagine he's starting to get a bit fed up with this whole 'legend' drama in his own right.

# ¿ Jan 1, 2015 15:47

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ConanThe3rd posted:

Five on Cucumber.

MST3K mantra, man.

It's just a comic. You should really just relax.

# ¿ Jan 1, 2015 21:05

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Yak of Wrath posted:

http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-567/

Damnit Almond, he was this close to scoring that Dark Apprenticeship.

The worried look on her face is probably less for her brother and more for the fact that if he talks it out, she won't get to be awesome.

# ¿ Jan 7, 2015 18:43

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Hypocrisy posted:

Good for Gherkin. What sort of sorry hero actually picks the "join the villain" option right before the final battle, especially for a villain that actually caused lots of death and destruction.

How quaint. You still think Nightmare Knight is the villain here.

# ¿ Jan 9, 2015 19:56

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Also, Almond demonstrates the perfect treasure chest etiquette/mimic defense technique.

'BAM!'

# ¿ Feb 26, 2015 13:29

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Kikas posted:

http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-588/
This sure does remind me of those "Let's destroy Metal Gear" comics Gigi did waaaaaaay back in that day.

Not enough Codec Calls.

# ¿ Mar 2, 2015 19:16

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New comic up.

Yeah, I'm leaning towards 'lost princess' at this point, too.

Also, Cabbage in those panels is awesome, though I think he's working for the bad guys at this point.

# ¿ Mar 8, 2015 14:32

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WarpedNaba posted:

That or he returns as C.C's sidekick.

Captain Caboodle and Crusher Carrot, the meanest tag-team in Dreamside!

# ¿ Apr 29, 2015 10:47

J.A.B.C.: Jul 2, 2007; There's no need to rush to be an adult.

Eh, I think this one deserves something a bit more regal when it comes to a bosstune:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbYGXYmOF8k

# ¿ May 28, 2015 05:44

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New page

So we've gone full Bed of Chaos now. We've gone past 'proper boss fight' to 'teaching a lesson' battle.

Also, is Almond crying in the last panel?

# ¿ Jun 4, 2015 08:50

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WarpedNaba posted:

Man, Carrot's pretty hunky.

Gotta wonder how Parfait'd react to him now.

This is the Carrot she has always seen, or always hoped he would see himself as.

This is Carrot through Parfait's eyes. So of course it's going to be a valiant knight in shining armor.

# ¿ Jul 22, 2015 12:48

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dragon enthusiast posted:

I didn't realize Cucumber Quest was the prequel to Bloodborne

"Fear the nightmare blood. By the gods, fear it, Cucumber."

# ¿ Jul 29, 2015 05:56

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Bongo Bill posted:

Just say that you're bored waiting for the next page.

I'm bored waiting for the continuation of this arc.

I like Rosemaster as a villain, but this is laying it on a bit thick.

# ¿ Aug 20, 2015 07:54

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 16:13

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TwoPair posted:

Rosemaster didn't make the rosey minions though. They were the Guardener's, she just turned them because she has plant control powers. Maybe Cucumber will get that nifty sleep spell she hit everyone with right at the start of the fight.

He already has a time-stop spell, though.

I'm thinking he gets some sort of illusion/disguise that makes them all dressed up like in Dressed, so no one can recognize them through all the fabulous.

# ¿ Aug 25, 2015 07:02

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