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Zopotantor posted:It's a poo poo-brick house, not a brick poo poo-house. 🎶poo poo a brick house🎶
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Oct 8, 2021 19:49
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Seems like a logical chausses
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Oct 12, 2021 14:20
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I always wore ring mail, a buckler and wielded a bastard sword as a fighter. Now I mostly wear jeans and a henley tee
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Oct 16, 2021 14:10
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That, and after my first few dungeon crawls I moved to a more consulting-based career path.
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Oct 16, 2021 15:23
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I DMed a very material-precious campaign once and forced the magic user to keep very close track of her tiny bells, small scraps of paper, bits of herb, feathers and basilisk scales and poo poo. It was kind of fun making her kneel on the forest floor and describe what she was doing with her alchemical crap, it lent a lot of flavor to the scenario The most fun was forcing them to hunt a very spry deer after none of them had packed provisions. I warned those fuckers I wasn't handwaving and I didn't
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Oct 16, 2021 20:34
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cheetah7071 posted:There's a passage in Caesar where he says that druids were forbidden from learning to read because it interfered with their ability to memorize the sacred epics and whatnot Just imagining a druid casting quick glances at his index cards, and it pisses off an elder so much they ban it altogether
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Oct 26, 2021 03:01
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I will work the mycogen tanks
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Oct 29, 2021 14:51
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sullat posted:It is every citizen's final duty to go into the tanks and to become one with all the people. *grinning and dying of several cancers and two viruses* Dinner's on me tonight
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Oct 29, 2021 16:14
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Nov 9, 2021 18:36
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Looks like someone typed "nationalism patterned bowl" into styleGAN
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Nov 30, 2021 13:41
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Somewhere in Pompeii under meters of ash there's a bowl just like that with Grandma Anus's hard ribbon candy preserved for eternity in it
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Nov 30, 2021 15:48
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cheetah7071 posted:It presumably depends on the period but some surgeons saw their blood-encrusted tools as advertisements for their skill. Like "look how much blood is on them. I've done like, a billion surgeries. Get your surgery here." It's like a musician with a grungy, hosed-up guitar. They're probably a virtuoso on that thing. Or really just slovenly af, but you'll find out eventually
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Dec 3, 2021 19:44
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A firkin buttload more
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Dec 3, 2021 19:56
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FreudianSlippers posted:Allegedly the Persians would never make a major decision without first considering and discussing it twice. Once sober and once shitfaced. no NO dude we'll--*burp*--we'll outfank 'em, lol I mean outflanmk 'em. I mean we'll, uh, come in from the side and uh get 'em haha Yeah with infrantry why is that uh why haha drat this wine is uh really strong
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Dec 7, 2021 14:54
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Koramei posted:I thought I read that in Italy in particular the allies went to some pains to be careful about bombing as little historical stuff as possible I can't imagine how many people were just like "gently caress, poo poo, this sucks, I really wanted to visit that someday..." while bombs were dropping all around
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Dec 24, 2021 18:24
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Lead out in cuffs posted:Probably since before the invention of writing. IIRC beer and wine were among the first cuneiform symbols, and keeping track of workers' beer rations was the content of some of the earliest tablets. "Alright, Ur, you get your beer?" "Yep!" "Check. How about you, Uru?" "Yeah, got it." "And check. Got your beer, Ur-ur?" "You know it, boss." "Love to hear it. Check. How about the Uruk brothers, Urham and Urhamsi?" "We got, and we drank it!" "You cads, you! Keep it up! Check."
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Dec 31, 2021 01:03
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TipTow posted:As someone who suffers from pretty bad seasonal depression, I would also like to obliterate winter from the official calendar and reckoning of time. You have sense. You're a sense-haver. A sans hiver.
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Jan 14, 2022 18:00
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Somehow it was always Lord Edmund Blackadder who ended up paying.
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Jan 18, 2022 18:37
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Parthially Persian
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Jan 19, 2022 06:14
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TipTow posted:Yes, this is correct. Louis XIV in particular liked to use the various stairs to relieve himself. Escacaliers
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Jan 20, 2022 02:45
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Bout to pillage some pants off these rich bitches
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Jan 27, 2022 13:35
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That thing is stunning
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Jan 27, 2022 18:21
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drat, a percolator and everything
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Jan 27, 2022 20:16
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"Rivers of Doggerland" is my lo-fi acoustic indie folk project
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Feb 1, 2022 20:48
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I took a museums and collections course which visited the archives of a local science museum. The archivist was talking about how the local tribes were constantly petitioning them to give poo poo back and they kept coming up with reasons to keep it. She was clearly trying to be respectful of their claim but, uh, came across as being pretty loving bitter about giving up anything in their collection. Struck me as a tense scenario.
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Feb 2, 2022 15:40
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Sorry, I meant to say nations there but slipped. Doubly stupid since it's the Six Nations in my area, so it's baked into the loving name
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Feb 2, 2022 20:54
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She complains her husband's pen is too small; he has remedied this (after a fashion)
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Feb 11, 2022 22:58
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SexyBlindfold posted:Management had literally no idea how to respond to this and tried to bribe the workers with cake. I have had a couple workplaces try this
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Feb 14, 2022 01:13
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ChubbyChecker posted:vietnamese used them in jungle and on mountains Oh, what, some sort of "mountain bike"? 
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Feb 14, 2022 13:27
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Zopotantor posted:I think that was about the Mongolian empire under Genghiz Khan, and said that a virgin could walk across it carrying a pot of gold without being molested or robbed.. i wouldn't mess with anyone doing that poo poo either
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Mar 26, 2022 19:15
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Is there a little door?
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Apr 8, 2022 15:34
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H-hey! You can't do that! That's like the book ending with "the editor did the murders!" Booo!!!
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Apr 9, 2022 05:14
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But a huge red annulus
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Apr 22, 2022 19:19
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Two massive brass balls that can drop onto ships from between the legs
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Apr 22, 2022 19:49
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I wonder if Archimedes designed them Then they'd be ArchimeDEEZ NUTZ
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Apr 22, 2022 20:49
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Arglebargle III posted:It's Centralia coal fire day Every day is Centralia coal fire day!
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May 29, 2022 18:43
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Steaks and salamis, I'm getting hungry for history
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Jun 3, 2022 13:19
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I like that a clown who mocks the city but cries when he's mocked describes Twitter main characters really well
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This is you smoothing the clay: DUHHHHHHH AH CAIN'T EVEN SMOOD DIS DOYYYYY
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