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Theodoric was a pretty amazing dude. Educated at Constantinople, he took control of his tribe and later "invaded" Italy, which meant just kicking out the other barbarian shitbags that had been loving the place up. He made truce with Head Barbarian Shitbag Odoacer, invited him to a banquet and then killed him after the toast. Having taken control of Rome, he spent the rest of his life trying desperately to kickstart the stuttering engine of the dying Empire. He made good progress, but upon his death the whole thing fell apart again. Strange days that the last hero of the Roman Empire was a German Goth, but there you pretty much have it.
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2019 17:31 |
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 08:12 |
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Grand Fromage posted:If you want a deep dive read Mao's Great Famine by Frank Dikotter and compare the political environments. No emperor ever had the sort of control over his subjects as a modern cult of personality dictator can pull off. If Elagabalus or whatever sent a letter to Hispania Inferior telling them to stop farming and start making steel instead the governor would've just said "lol sure" and ignored it. It's not like Roman emperors were running secret police and concentration camps for political prisoners and poo poo. They could kill political enemies but it was far more limited. YES. This is a thing that people can forget when it comes to the Principate. The number one obstacle for every would-be Roman god emperor was the Romano-Italians. It's hard to overstate the level of "go gently caress yourself" operating in the heart of the average Roman citizen (or soldier) on any given day. Their social psychology never had a problem with separating love of the fatherland from feelings about the rear end in a top hat that happened to be in charge of it at the moment.
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2019 21:59 |
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Dalael posted:I hope you guys appreciate how hard it was for me to stfu about Atlantis during this whole conversation *runs full speed at thread with Gigantopithecus/Bigfoot argument*
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2019 20:34 |
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Romans were highly risk-adverse and really, REALLY did not like to move fast if they could help it. Fast in uncontrolled territory meant good chance to lose the initiative and/or get ambushed. Roman doctrine was essentially structured to avoid being ambushed at all costs. After a certain point, legionaries marched in full kit, armor on. That was unusual if not unheard of in the ancient world. Then you've got the fort construction, also done in full kit. A legionary was never supposed to be more than X number of paces from his sword. They had formal squads for advance reconnaissance that took their jobs seriously. All of these evidence a military institution that was obsessed with maintaining control and avoiding ambush. A military institution by the way which revolved around the centurions, who would almost certainly start dragging rear end if they thought the commander was being too impetuous. This fundamental approach worked so well for them not only because it paired well with the psychological dispositions of so many of the men likely to be in command, but also because there were few "mission objectives" in the ancient world that could justify losing an entire legion. What happens if you get there late? A town gets razed? Some cows get eaten? Some hayseed friend and ally of the SPQR is annoyed? All of these are preferable to training up and equipping 5,000 dudes all over again.
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2019 14:55 |
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Dalael posted:For those of you interested in ancient trading, I highly recommend following Dr Caitlin Green on Twitter. "The name Britain may be Punic and mean 'tin land'" (Anyone not playing A Legionary's Life available on Steam needs to GTFO)
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2019 14:40 |
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:What if my bank balance is currently less than eight dollars, but I want to know more? Unlike every other sad dead legionary in my roster, Gaius Scaevola reached retirement on his farm last night. He wasn't the most decorated of my boys, at least until he won the corona civica for saving the life of a velite in Hispania. Even so, his tendency to avoid suicidal activities on the battlefield saw him twice passed over for promotion out of optio, until his superior tried to lie about his claim to winning a corona muralis, and Scaevola testified against him. In gratitude, Scipio promoted him and transferred him to another maniple to avoid reprisal. Years later, Scaevola held the center position against the Macedonian pike push until the consul could flank their position and break a centuries-old empire like a twig over his knee.
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2019 15:12 |
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Slim Jim Pickens posted:don't duel the thracian giant Most dangerous fight I've found so far: the guy at the villa in chainmail who challenges you for village supplies. Even with me on total defense he killed my centurion-level guy in like 15 rounds.
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2019 14:45 |
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What Jamwad said, especially in regards to survival versus killing. More random tips: 1) Mouseover the enemy to see his weaknesses, esp armor. No groin or arm coverage makes those a priority target, even if your chance to hit is less. Against a fully armored enemy, sometimes arm strikes are the best. 2) Train javelin, seriously. 3) You can spend char gen points not just on stats, but better starting gear as well. 4) Don't feint unless your success chance is high or you have stamina to burn. The enemy will give you an opening on his own. 5) I don't bother with shield strikes or soft spots until much later in the game, even then I haven't found soft spots worth a drat honestly.
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2019 17:08 |
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Jack2142 posted:Okay my last guy was a complete badass, he dunked on the Bulwark and managed to kill the Agema Chillarch of Phillip's Army (this fight was harder as you can't really out fatigue him) and was a master swordsman badass who broke the Phalanx in each encounter and won over twenty duels and three civic crowns. (Never a mural crown because lol no one would help him take cities). Funniest duel was a Carthaginian Officer who I cut his throat in the first round. Grats on bagging Agema Chillarch. My centurion prior had a mural crown, a civica, enough decorations to sink a trireme, AND the Seric iron sword. Died with a score of 4426 to that bastard.
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2019 17:12 |
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cheetah7071 posted:Being a client to a senator sounds like a huge hassle The morning levy would have varied from patron to patron. It might be once a week for one guy, or whatever. Patrons traveled, commanded armies, took vacations. But the key here is that this is how everything works. Your kid is sick? Tell your patron, a doctor will be around to your house in the next day or two. Need a loan? Help with local thugs? A job? A scribe to do your will? Getting hassled by publicani? Want to start a business? Need a specific type of slave? Some food for a wedding? A tutor? A business contact in Sicily? Dowry help? Whatever it is, you are expected to ask for help with it, and a good patron will look to his own resources and other clients and see who can help you out for a discount or even for free. In return, you vote how he says and you might even fight when he says. And when it is your turn to supply goods or services or information at the patron's request, you're expected to comply. A baker might send fresh bread to the patron's house every other day. A doctor will make a few free housecalls that week. A builder will patch a roof or two. Even a guy without a trade could at least swing his fists or a club, or see or hear something useful to someone else. The patronage system wasn't something they did on the side. It was the very core of how their society functioned, it WAS the business. Managing this network was the patron's primary concern on a daily basis. It was the base of his power in the city. And was the basis of your security and comfort as a client in a city of nearly a million people with effectively zero law enforcement and no social services to speak of. Beyond your immediate circle of family and neighbors, this was it. The only other people on the planet who would give a drat about your welfare were these people.
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2019 16:23 |
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SlothfulCobra posted:I've actually been wondering lately just how much our current economy is derived from the specific needs of medieval trading companies working across disunited and unreliable states, and whether Romans could've maybe done something like transferring a favor from one side of the continent to the other. As the empire expands, there are clear historical records of foreign nobles becoming clients of prominent Romans. Not only did foreign potentates participate in the system, the system itself was likely one of the major reasons the empire was so stable for so long. There's a moment in HBO's Rome where Pompey snarls something about only having to stamp his foot and legions will spring up all over Italy. I don't know if he ever said that, but if he had, it would have been an accurate statement. At that point in his life, there are at least tens of thousands of fighting men in Italy alone who are connected one way or another to the Pompeii. They might be clients of clients of clients, but they are subject to Pompey's call one way or another.
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2019 19:33 |
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Ask/Tell > Roman/ancient history: nobody's trying to stick the empire into a vagina
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2019 13:59 |
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Grand Fromage posted:Regular debt forgiveness would be good for everybody. And because I'll never get a chance to say it anywhere else, there's a school of thought that dueling, particularly the pistol dueling of the rural American South, was much more about being able to prove credit worthiness in the future rather than actually killing anyone. Lenders figured someone might be a dumbshit hick, but if they were reliable enough to show up and get shot at, good enough.
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# ¿ May 29, 2020 14:04 |
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Dante posted:Extrapolating the consquences of debt relief in ancient egypt into modern economies is nonsensical for a wide variety of reasons. Every modern economy has some function whereby a productive enterprise otherwise saddled by debt can retain it's productive capacity without dissolution through bankruptcy, and similarly there's some mechanic for individuals whereby debt doesn't starve you (personal bankrupcty, abolishment of debtors prison, minimum guaranteed income etc).
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# ¿ May 29, 2020 15:53 |
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Dunno what's gonna happen but it's been a pleasure posting & reading with you goons. Grand Fromage you moderated a great thread, and you'll always be a Simcity 4 god to me bro
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2020 20:33 |
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Weka posted:Has anybody read Gimbutas' work on the neolithic Danube culture? I had been lead to believe she proposed a matriarchal society but today read that "based on the roughly egalitarian graves and other material evidence, she concluded that Neolithic societies of Europe and Anatolia had “a balanced, nonpatriarchal and nonmatriarchal social system.” "
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2020 00:48 |
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Weka posted:Which did she suggest existed is my question. And no, evolutionary biology wasn't heavily interdisciplinary with ancient world studies at this time. So in retrospect, it is a bizarre conclusion. A fertility cult makes sense in her Old Europe since increased numbers of people is what agrarianism is all about. But it does not suggest that women are valued, only that wombs are valued. For all we know, statues of ancient fertility goddesses were straight up porn and dudes jacked off in front of them, which I consider much more likely than those statues reflecting a 4,000 year old spiritual and political commitment to gender equality which happens to mirror the anti-war/-patriarchy positions of her time.
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2020 17:29 |
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galagazombie posted:The habit some circles have of declaring every newly discovered ancient culture egalitarian/pacifist/matriarchal has always seemed to me like some kind of weird outgrowth of the "Noble Savage" fallacy. Such claims seem to almost always be paired with some kind of romanticist rejection of modern life. And who knows, maybe Gimbutas was right. I look at something like Gobekle Tepe and my brain just melts, and I'm open to just about anything from that period.
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2020 16:46 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Kinda get the feeling that early industrial periods tended to cause patriarchy to double and triple down on oppressing women when they previously couldn't afford to, while retroactively rewriting history to make that the expected default.
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2020 14:52 |
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Archimedes of Syracuse posted:They're great at ruling the roost in a lovely local town, but can they design a giant gantry crane that can (one day, we can dream) wipe out dozens of triremes in a single swoop...for the love of Athena, who is that at the door? Get out this instant, you're stepping on my equations, do you know who I am...? Do you? Edit: just bringing it full circle. Bam!
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2020 17:51 |
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I really question how much say any given emperor had in selection of his successor. It was obviously an incredibly important, heavily political decision. Sure, you could pick your favorite but if the Senate, military and everyone else didn't like him, all you were accomplishing was marking him for death. So I imagine this was was a very collaborative, consent-driven process most of the time.
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2020 19:55 |
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Kanine posted:what historical misconceptions bother you the most? "That the Huns were the first to introduce the stirrup, and this advantage was what gave them the edge over Roman forces." - Every dad with a book collection, ever - No, just no, - the Avars were the first iirc, - the Romans had extensive contact with the Huns, were not idiots and would have seen stirrups many times had they been around, - the actual Roman general who will fight the Huns, F. Aetius, spends time as a noble hostage of the Huns as a young man, at the court of the actual Hun king, and probably would have noticed stirrups had they been there. People were doing incredible poo poo with horses for centuries upon centuries without stirrups. They (and the horses) had a lot of loving free time is all I can say about that.
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2020 18:30 |
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2020 15:33 |
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It is likely that the entire Roman order of battle operated on the recognition that no plan survived contact with the enemy, the solution to that being flexibility and adaptability. This was not just about equipment or the application of one particular formation over others. Rather, it was the centurions themselves, and the level of autonomy they enjoyed on the battlefield. The centurions of any particular cohort or maniple likely knew what the overall objective was, but once they were cut off from their command structure by smoke, dust, blood and chaos, they could (and would) execute on those objectives as their circumstances dictated. Generally speaking, centurions were praised for audacity and initiative. Conversely, I'm aware of no centurion who was executed for making a risky call and messing up. Demoted or chastised, likely. But this wasn't Egypt where the god king would cut his head off for impiety and bad battle field timing (or for that matter, cut his head off because his men loved him and he was a threat to the god king's position). In other words, Italo-Roman culture itself supported a level of independent thinking, action and improvisation that would probably have alarmed most contemporary kings and generals. Roman commanders weren't threatened by successful centurions, they were glad for them. Caesar's own Gallic Wars is filled with honorable mentions for centurions and legates who, when faced with unexpected developments, did something brave and totally off the cuff, and either prevailed or went down in a blaze of glory. And Caesar himself was not diminished by this, rather his gravitas was only enhanced by the deeds of his subordinates. He didn't need to steal the limelight, his society would reward them both. So if circumstances justified a condensed formation (say to repel a charge, protect the wounded, or turtle up if flanked), the centurions could order it. Or they could spread out to flush skirmishers and reduce missile fire casualties. They could order a charge to relieve a beleaguered neighboring unit, find an exposed flank and lock it down, or do what they thought needed to get done. The gladius/pila/shield combo they were using worked so well because while not optimal at any one role, it was a kit flexible enough to succeed at any role in the hands of disciplined soldiers under competent local leadership. Well, nearly any role. Turned out horse archers were a problem. But jazz quintet, rather than orchestra. This doesn't mean that there was never a Roman commander who didn't run his army a different or more restrictive way. But I think it's the right conclusion that a good cohort was going to be whatever it needed to be in the moment, thanks to the way their chain of command worked and what their equipment allowed them to do.
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2020 15:43 |
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Terrible Opinions posted:Egypt covers a huge period of times and cultures, but at least from the Seventeenth Dynasty we have records from soldiers tombs of battlefield accomplishments being consistently rewarded with seemingly standardized awards, promotions, and accompanying compensation.
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2020 17:13 |
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Slim Jim Pickens posted:No, because centurions arent commanding automatons via hivemind. Slim Jim Pickens posted:The legionaries need to be trained for some kind of formation, and the default was a bunch of guys 3-6 feet apart in ranks. You coupdnt expect centurions to be constantly coming up for formations off-the-cuff, nor the soldiers to be able to adjust to these formations on the fly, for every single engagement.
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2020 01:15 |
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Slim Jim Pickens posted:My issue is that physeter, as far as I can tell, is rejecting the idea that the Romans had a routine standing formation. No, I'm not.
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2020 05:51 |
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ChubbyChecker posted:You did though: People who read history and watch history tv, and maybe do some re-enactments on perfectly manicured football fields, sometimes get some very weird ideas about how actual human beings did things in the real world. The answer is, obviously, that a cohort would stand how it needed to stand given the realities of our shared physical universe, that if they had a "default formation" it would be adapted or ignored as soon as it wasn't practical to use it, and if their officers didn't like it they'd just tell them to stand in some other way because that's what officers do. It's really not a complicated concept but some people have trouble with it.
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2020 15:55 |
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I'm good man, it's the internet
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2020 16:18 |
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The first time Marcus and Sextus locked eyes across the unbridgeable gap of the Polybian 3-6 foot minimum, it was love at first sight. A forbidden love! No one could cross that barrier, not until that dipshit from Cohort IIX decided he didn't want to stand in a thorny bush for an hour, resulting in the entire legion having to take three steps to the right, and in that instant, a fleeting touch between them. Oh, such heavenly release. Theirs was a love that broke all the default settings, baby
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2020 16:27 |
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Yeah poo poo like re-enactment and marching band can’t actually recreate the conditions of an ancient battlefield, but you seem like you have no idea how difficult it is to have a mass of people just “stand how they need to stand.” You can just yell “spread out” at a dozen people sure, but not so much when it’s 500. I'm not disputing that they drilled, or that they had multiple formations. I am disputing that unless someone told them otherwise, hundreds of Italian men would have no choice but to spread evenly out over a couple football fields worth of open space, regardless of terrain, weather, or other battlefield conditions, just because this was their default formation and for no other reason. That is a dumb idea. I dispute that.
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2020 22:35 |
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Koramei posted:
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 08:12 |
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There's nothing glamorous about it. The shield is there to absorb big calorie-burning hits for as long as it takes the other guy to get tired, at which point the legionary will go for his crotch, belly or inner thighs with a quick thrusting sword that doesn't take many calories to use at all. If he hits, likely a mortal wound. If he misses he can try again, and if not there's another dude behind him with the exact same kit ready to try the exact same thing. They aren't even doing anything particularly difficult, right? I mean it's not like they're doing a triple lindy here. (A) Use shield until other guy is tired, (b) stab tired guy in his dick, (c) use shield and wait, (d) repeat. This is not performative war, they are butchers looking to drain some pigs. The evolution of the flared tip Mainz-style gladius indicates even further enthusiasm for the piggy-draining business, because it delivers more soft tissue damage on either a thrust to the belly, or a quick slice across the femoral aorta. It's a horrifyingly efficient way to fight.
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