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Nessus posted:Well that's no fun. I can tell you about growing up as a Young Earth Creationist and what they told us the flood was, scientifically (all water was held back by the firmament and the great deluge was THE LORD letting all this water fall through at once)
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# ¿ May 8, 2023 15:52 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 13:07 |
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Did they even have glaciers in Australia?
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# ¿ May 8, 2023 21:17 |
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Concerning, seems like Tasmanian devils had unfettered access to the main continent before the ice age ended
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# ¿ May 8, 2023 21:24 |
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They hunted the woolly unextended cab into extinction.
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# ¿ May 29, 2023 16:18 |
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I presume they had heard about the wheel before then right
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2023 22:37 |
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What was the conception of the idea of "history" to those Dawn of Man civs?
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2023 23:13 |
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Mister Olympus posted:i mean who couldn't. gotta imagine millenia-old patchouli gets funky, think of how bad grandma's house already is "Is my college roommate buried here"
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2023 14:27 |
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Pizza was famously invented by Gaius Minimus Caesar
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2023 16:15 |
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FFT posted:From first principles (i.e. I am talking out of my rear end) it's a hell of a lot more hassle to go "fetch the mounting stool!" than it is for someone nearby to get on one knee so the other knee can be used as a step. The best thing to do is to capture a Roman emperor and use him.
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2023 14:54 |
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Big sausages were considered garish in those times.
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2023 15:54 |
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Does Akhenaten count?
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2023 18:38 |
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it didn't go over well though.
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2023 18:52 |
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As the self proclaimed King of all Saiyans, Vegeta would be anathema to republican Rome.
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2023 16:23 |
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We kind of had a similar debate regarding flood mythologies, wondering if perhaps they were harkening back to the end of glaciation. That's a lot more recent than h. floresiensis. I don't think there was a consensus reached but I don't know how you corroborate that sort of thing outside of like a Congo situation where the face-clapping gorillas are discovered to still exist.
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2023 14:54 |
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I'd be interested if there was any evidence of Homo on Homo violence. I know there's some speculation that Neanderthals were extirpated by early us, but I'm not aware of any other evidence of interactions, for good or ill, among our genus. I can't imagine they were positive if they were anything like us.
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2023 15:23 |
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two fish posted:I really wonder how our early ancestors would have viewed the other species around at the time. They would have definitely lived in a time before we had concepts like race, ethnicity, or nationality, and with how localized human populations were at the time, all of your surrounding population would have looked quite similar to you. So, what happens when you interact with the Neanderthals? They look very different from you and may or may not be able to speak. You even had Homo erectus living well into the time period of Homo sapiens, and they were even further from us than Neanderthals were. I guess there's no way to really know, but would they have all been seen as human, but weird? Or as non-human? On one hand, you look at the way modern humans divide people up and assume that the different "races" are different, better, and worse than one another, when there actually is no difference, you'd have to think that given an actual different species with actual differences, better or worse, between them would lead to unimaginable violence. On the other hand, these are all modern concepts and I'd be interested to know if an early tribe of h. sapiens would feel any more or less kinship with another tribe of h. sapiens over another extant homo tribe, or would just consider them "other" and leave it at that. It is probably better that there was only the one extant species when we got into the modern age, I can't imagine the violence that modern humans would do to another sapient primate species
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2023 15:41 |
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Scarodactyl posted:I really don't enjoy it when you come up with gross, bizarre historical hypotheticals and I think everyone would appreciate it if you refrained. I don't give a poo poo personally. What's the current scholarship on the Toba bottleneck, fake or possibly real?
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2023 16:04 |
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Race is just the modern framing we use. The Romans were absolutely trying to wipe out every Carthaginian despite that lacking that conception. Race is just one of the more salient "other" categories in the modern world.
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2023 16:34 |
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Eldoop posted:Again, this was highly socially determined. The ideas of "Rome" and "Carthage" and the conflict between them came out of a historical context. They didn't just get dropped onto the map, see each other, and start battling to the death. If every Roman was just naturally baying for Carthaginian blood, Cato the Elder wouldn't have ended all his speeches with calls for Carthage's destruction because it would've just been a given, rather than a goal that had to be pushed forward constantly. Everything depends on what came before. The results are indistinguishable, and thus we can make some educated guesses about results in other possible situations involving two different groups of individuals.
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2023 16:44 |
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Nessus posted:There seem to be a considerable number of nations and ethnic groups in the current day, despite advances in military technology. Shouldn’t we be down to one, or a handful widely separated, if this is such an incredibly likely outcome of the presence of other groups? There's also insane amounts of conflict that has only somewhat lessened because we now live under the umbrella of total extinction - which we still might trigger. Looking at the geopolitical situation over the last 100 years shouldn't lead you to the conclusion that humans are very good at cooperating across [x] lines.
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2023 16:56 |
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They probably couldn't take all the shrill counting and had to do something.
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2023 17:28 |
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I know that speciation is a tricky thing but wouldn't the fact that early hominids were interbreeding evidence that they were barely separate species, if at all?
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2023 20:43 |
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Grand Fromage posted:if you saw a Neanderthal walking around today you'd know. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTkF8tomobA&t=26s
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2023 20:49 |
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Wait, so it is actually true that dragon myths came from dinosaur bones?
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2023 17:11 |
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Because it's a giant pig that makes corpses or because it looks like a dead pig
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2023 14:19 |
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CrypticFox posted:"Dam" means "spouse," which doesn't have much in common with "corpse." Oh this guy's never met my wife, I tell ya
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2023 19:11 |
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In the Stephen Moffat Dracula show (it's ok) there's a scene where Dracula first encounters modernity in like, an estate house, and he's just blown away by everything in this dilapidated shack of a home. Says something to the effect that this very poor woman is living a life of luxury that the wealthiest ottoman sultan would envy. I do think about that sometimes, how every night I sleep on better sheets and mattresses than Ghengis Khan ever did, I eat better food than any English king, spend my days in climate controlled, fully lit and perfectly clean structures surrounded by technologies that would seem magical to the most learned scholar of Rome. So was there any luxury available to the elites of the past that overshadows our quotidian consumption in a modern, industrialized country?
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2023 16:40 |
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I'll take the AC
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2023 17:13 |
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euphronius posted:Genghis Khan probably slept on better bed then you ever did . They drank fermented horse milk and Genghis Khan probably had fleas in his bed.
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2023 19:22 |
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Oh yeah? The chinese had memory foam?
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2023 19:28 |
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Ain't no adobe bricks or windcatcher gonna make Houston livable in August.
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2023 20:17 |
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feedmegin posted:There's a fair chance the current one eats better than you do, I would expect. He lives in England so I doubt it
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2023 15:04 |
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Nowadays you'd have people drinking lead performatively to prove it's just more lib propaganda "They say molten metal is hot, but look, it's a cool silver color"
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2023 20:03 |
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Cinnabar is such an appetizing name though. Galena, that I wouldn't eat.
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2023 15:05 |
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CrypticFox posted:Professional gladiators could also be superstars the same way modern athletes are today. Literary sources mention people going wild over star gladiators, and graffiti from Pompeii includes some fawning messages from fans directed towards their favorite gladiators. You could make insane bank racing chariots
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2023 19:01 |
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Close as hell to Naples as well, and there's tons to do there as well. Pompeii is great, and it is an enormous site with tons to see, but it's also going to be crowded. Italy was one of the places that really lived up to the hype as far as historical tourism goes. We went on a med cruise a few years ago that started in Rome, went to Naples, several of the Cyclades, Ephesus, Istanbul, and Athens and it was really cool visiting the three most famous cities in the history of western civilization. We flew in early to Rome and booked a private tour for two days, and we got two days in Istanbul as well. We booked full days too, saw everything we could, wasn't terribly relaxing but it was definitely the most interesting, and my favorite, vacation I've ever taken. Relatively affordable for what you get too. Also the acropolis is fake they rebuilt it in the 70s!
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2023 15:01 |
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Heimlicus, you've saved the praetor's life! Any boon is yours!
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2023 16:15 |
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Here's the good doc himself on the subject.quote:One day in 1972 I was reading an article in the Sunday New York Times Magazine about accidental deaths. What caught my eye was that choking to death was number six on the list. Three thousand people a year died from choking in this country alone. This particularly piqued my interest because, in the 1950's I had developed the Reversed Gastric Tube esophagus replacement operation and, through much of my career, had become involved in evaluating patients' swallowing problems. Historical consensus is that Claudius was poisoned though
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2023 18:00 |
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What's wofa?
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2023 20:26 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 13:07 |
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Offler posted:My favorite baffling tautology is the La Brea tar pits, aka the the tar tar pits. Just because the name combines two very living languages that are both spoken by millions of people today in the area. Same with the Los Angeles Angels
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