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RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
y'all heard about square space or whatever u can do it for like ten dollars

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Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
this one is a bit subtle, see if u can decode the hidden messages

how the people trumped ronald plump- a children's book





quote:

Are you Sure This Book is For Me and My Kids?

Even if you are a life-long Republican who thinks Donald Trump is the greatest thing since bacon wrapped bacon, this story will still be a great gift for your children. During the whole writing and illustration process, we made, and continue to make sure that the story teaches our children solid morals without demonizing the main character, Ronald Plump, or getting too political. In writing this book, we wanted to teach morals and empathy rather than the politics of division.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
the most offensive thing about that is they couldn’t be bothered to draw the squirrel twice

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
idk the terrible meter is pretty offensive too

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Yodzilla posted:

the most offensive thing about that is they couldn’t be bothered to draw the squirrel twice

they could've at least made vladimir a bear if they're gunna be handing out fursonas. nice tits on robert moral tho

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



thats an incredibly flattering "caricature" of bannon

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



actually all the drawings are really bad and awful

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


evilcat posted:

I ran across this special kickstarter while searching sold prices for a camera.
Did anyone want a digital camera with a tiny sensor that requires you to carry around and swap little plastic cartridges in to change between color, monochrome, various speeds and square format?
What if it was made by the corpse of a once good brand that was bought up for the name by a multi-billion dollar company?
Even better it has only one aperture and is being advertised in a fair few places with publications falling all over the brand name (Yashica is back! Ignore that they aren't really, we got paid a lot for this!).
No review screen, no delete button and a few spiels about "purity" and "passion" and so on. For their efforts towards making digital as inconvenient as film I'd just imagine people would go buy an old used film camera and film and have the same experience for way less money.

this is precious

i'll be the 4g lens that's made of glass for super sharp photos

HAIL eSATA-n fucked around with this message at 18:19 on Oct 30, 2017

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

Powaqoatse posted:

thats an incredibly flattering "caricature" of bannon

anything shy of a flesh-colored balloon filled with pee pee and poo poo with a face drawn on it in sharpie is a flattering caricature of bannon

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/shoo/rooffee-the-worlds-first-coffee-for-dogs


mods change my name to WILD NORDIC BIOHACK

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


roofie, really?

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

roofie, really?

oh hey guys I had a real fun weekend, I roofied my dog

what?

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

NoneMoreNegative posted:

oh hey guys I had a real fun weekend, I roofied my dog

what?

https://twitter.com/ElementalAmber/status/903633793311010816

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

:perfect:

Athletic Footjob
Sep 24, 2005
Grimey Drawer
isn’t that a fairly odd parents character

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



rim a dil

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



how do you not run the penis test on a new thing? does the word sound sexual? does the the logo turn into a sexual thing of you rotate it a little?

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


hey Tom
merry Tom
Tom Bombadildo

The Eyes Have It
Feb 10, 2008

Third Eye Sees All
...snookums
I remember surf control blocking Expert's Exchange

Because it saw it as ExpertSexChange.com

Good call really

The Eyes Have It
Feb 10, 2008

Third Eye Sees All
...snookums
I mean it's probably more responsible to block NoviceSexChange.com or AmateurSexChange.com but who am I to question surf control

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Mister Sinewave posted:

I remember surf control blocking Expert's Exchange

Because it saw it as ExpertSexChange.com

Good call really

was that actually a real site? i always assumed it was a deliberate joke site like Pen Island Discount Pens or Ferreth and Jobs, Attorneys-At-Law

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Sagebrush posted:

was that actually a real site? i always assumed it was a deliberate joke site like Pen Island Discount Pens or Ferreth and Jobs, Attorneys-At-Law

it was and is, but now it's experts-exchange.com

The Eyes Have It
Feb 10, 2008

Third Eye Sees All
...snookums
^^^ ahhh that makes sense

I just remember it coming up and me needing to check it out because I got a report. It was a real site as in it existed/resolved but I don't remember looking close enough to tell whether it was a joke or not.

vvvv oh poo poo yeah it's all coming back to me now

The Eyes Have It fucked around with this message at 02:52 on Nov 1, 2017

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

Of course its real, way back you used to only be able to see the question and like the first couple lines of hte first answer, the rest was hidden behind subscription

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

I can't wait for the backlash when this inevitably kills a bunch of dogs.

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:

Of course its real, way back you used to only be able to see the question and like the first couple lines of hte first answer, the rest was hidden behind subscription

you could scroll down or hide the element that blocked the answers

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem

uncurable mlady posted:

you could scroll down or hide the element that blocked the answers

pretty sure you couldn't do that back in the day, and they only started allowing it when search engines started penalising sites for cloaking. i could be misremembering though.

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

Jabor posted:

pretty sure you couldn't do that back in the day, and they only started allowing it when search engines started penalising sites for cloaking. i could be misremembering though.
some people said that worked if you got there through google or looked at the cache but it wasn't 100% for me

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

uncurable mlady posted:

you could scroll down or hide the element that blocked the answers

browser dev tools are an important weapon in the revolution

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

quote:

After appearance on FOX NEWS, VICE, LOS ANGELES TIMES, BUZZFEED, HUFFPOST, YAHOO and other media giants SHOO received tons of emails and recommendations on social media to change ROOFFEE's name. Help us to pick the best and VOTE HERE.

chihuaaludes

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

anthonypants posted:

some people said that worked if you got there through google or looked at the cache but it wasn't 100% for me

it definitely worked through google cage back in the day but this was like a decade ago or more

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



it got changed up multiple times over several years, as does everything that tries gaming search engines or whatever else

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
pro click: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/curator/puttzoosoundtrack

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



for the man who has everything except time to wash his towels...ever

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1618058522/mizu-the-future-of-towels

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Endless Mike posted:

for the man who has everything except time to wash his towels...ever

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1618058522/mizu-the-future-of-towels

artisanal Japanese towel crafting techniques

ultravoices
May 10, 2004

You are about to embark on a great journey. Are you ready, my friend?

hobbesmaster posted:

artisanal Japanese towel crafting techniques

our extended family includes university deans.

water, that is a great name for a towel!

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill

ultravoices posted:

our extended family includes university deans.

water, that is a great name for a towel!

specifically cold water, not the word meaning hot water that is actually used in the context of bathing

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

I'm sick of this trend of products having a single boring word as a "minimalist" name, like Nest or Watch or Pencil or Cube or whatever

Bring back the era when everything was the Automatic Pneumo-Tron 4000

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Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug
yeah, if i had $128,600 for every "minimalist" app called "paper" i'd have a lot of money

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