post the most worthless kickstarters and greatest investor rewards you got

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Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

we don't want to hear about your porn collection

# ¿ Dec 25, 2012 00:12

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 08:55

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

that Lore game guy has gone full on mental now. he's threatening to have the backers charged with hate crimes for posting info he put on his own facebook page

# ¿ Dec 27, 2012 14:19

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

i can get receipt printers cheap from work. gonna throw up a kickstarter where i just say "iphone" a lot and then let the sweet sweet retard money roll in...

# ¿ Dec 27, 2012 18:33

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

flyboi posted:

ouya 2.0

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/872297630/gamestick-the-most-portable-tv-games-console-ever

so this is like those tv-game things that were a knockoff N64 controller that plugged straight into the TV?

the ones with the box boasting "1798 GAMES!" but really there were just 20 terrible tetris knockoffs and they counted every level and skill setting as a different "game"

# ¿ Jan 2, 2013 19:55

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

there's an EB near here and it's loving huge and always packed

my friend worked there until recently and said 50% of the people in there were either kids trying to trade in 15 PS1 wrestling games, or the parents of those kids shouting about how 15 copies of WWE Ultimate Wrestling Smackdown Showcase '98 were totally worth one 360 game and how they were going to call the police if he didn't agree

# ¿ Jan 2, 2013 21:43

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

NoneMoreNegative posted:

They went a bit mental with all the weird funding levels, but I'm glad they'll at least have a chance to make it work. I'm in for the bare minimum to get a copy of the game, but when they announced planetary landings wouldn't be in for launch and might even be a paid DLC I was a bit put out.

its not going to be ruined by the realistic ship physics like frontier is it?

# ¿ Jan 2, 2013 22:36

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Werthog 95 posted:

I watched voyager when I was like 10 and enjoyed it so I'm just gonna never watch it again and enjoy the vague blurry memories

star trek is mediocre at best and i don't understand how it ever got as popular is it did

# ¿ Jan 3, 2013 18:24

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

everyone works for nothing and money has been abolished. sounds like space ussr to me!

# ¿ Jan 3, 2013 21:47

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

got a better shot of the board?

i want to laugh at how they've probably designed it using Eagle and auto-routed everything

# ¿ Jan 5, 2013 21:29

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

P-Funk posted:

dont forget the devkits have heatsink/fans on them but still no holes for the air to go lol. how can they be that dumb about thermal design

thermal design? spare me the aspergers poindexter. when things are hot you put a heatsink on it and the heat goes away by magic

# ¿ Jan 6, 2013 12:43

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

ian do you have a graph showing who you think is actually going to use your site?

because 0% students, 0% academics, 0% journalists, 100% people who thought your site was something else isn't exactly going to make you rich

# ¿ Jan 28, 2013 17:24

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Sweevo posted:

ian, who do you think is going to use statpedia? because academics aren't going to touch it with a bargepole. so you're basically aiming at lazy journalists, and people who need one more useless "fact" to pad out their latest tedious fwd: fwd: fwd: email

ian answer my loving question!

# ¿ Jan 29, 2013 21:13

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Ian McLean posted:

# ¿ Jan 30, 2013 12:17

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Install Gentoo posted:

since when did 50% count as "apocalyptic"?

pretty sure the only change you'd even notice would be slightly less traffic

# ¿ Jan 31, 2013 19:37

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

zimbabwean dollars dont count

# ¿ Feb 10, 2013 01:07

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

dead girl or live boy

# ¿ Feb 19, 2013 19:58

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

he's a failed child actor whose most famous role was "annoying kid who ruined the show". what do you think?

# ¿ Feb 20, 2013 12:33

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

jooky posted:

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1235303694/joystick-gamebar

apparently it's doing well tho?? idk

why do people think they can throw a few MAME cabs into a lovely bar and then bathe in money?

# ¿ Feb 22, 2013 01:56

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

some vague technology product, doesn't need to have any real details because I'll just say "iphone" a lot and let people give me money. only asking for $500k, so should get funded easily

# ¿ Feb 26, 2013 15:37

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

still think its losethos guy after he remembered to take his meds

# ¿ Mar 2, 2013 22:05

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

all media should be free, but it should cost $10 to post your opinion of it online

# ¿ Mar 16, 2013 16:15

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

also "mail bag repair technician" or "license plate engineer" are more marketable skills than "indie game designer"

# ¿ Mar 17, 2013 21:17

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

hi ian hows losethos coming along?

# ¿ Mar 26, 2013 12:01

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

fat "people"

# ¿ Apr 25, 2013 21:39

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

hey don't mock the guy! he spent a few weeks making coffee in the office of a well-known software house - he clearly knows what he's talking about

# ¿ Apr 27, 2013 16:22

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Install Gentoo posted:

wow they're making great progress

games have come a long way in 28 years

# ¿ May 1, 2013 19:11

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

qirex posted:

yeah they're just doing their thing but asking for money like that seems gauche

I wonder how much $$$ they make off of PAX, I think there's 3 of them a year now and they sell out instantly

you'd be surprised how little some big events/shows/conventions actually make once you've paid the venue, staff, caterers, cleaners, etc, etc, etc.

# ¿ May 8, 2013 21:34

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

qirex posted:

set one up to buy a billboard facing Trump Tower that says "Barack Obama was born in Hawaii you idiot racists"

# ¿ May 9, 2013 23:18

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

isn't texan cuisine just bad mexican food with hot sauce on it?

# ¿ Jun 8, 2013 12:36

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Thumbquat posted:

Sounds like Scottish food.

no way, the sauce might have vegetables in - which no true scotchman would willingly eat

# ¿ Jun 8, 2013 15:25

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

WorkingPeer posted:

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU loving SPERGS WHY DO YOU CROWDFUND SO MANY loving WALLETS?!?

and why do they all have build-in bottle openers?

# ¿ Jun 9, 2013 23:13

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

its exactly the same

# ¿ Jun 12, 2013 18:13

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

$60 to slap all those guys seems like a pretty good deal

# ¿ Jun 14, 2013 19:22

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

hubris.height posted:

i didn't think about it like that, you're right. that's a steal. i would normally pay upwards of $100 to slap 4 mediocre artists

i guess its not the most terrible kickstarter but god drat its just so bland, all this poo poo is just so mediocre and i sometimes wonder if they realize it

tbh you could just slap them for free. they don't look like the kind of guys who'd do anything about it except write a song nobody listens to full of all the pwnage comebacks they thought of three hours too late

# ¿ Jun 15, 2013 00:08

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

hubris.height posted:

i enjoy her work on bob's burgers

is bob's burgers supposed to be funny?

# ¿ Jun 24, 2013 20:23

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

how many keyring bottle openers are there on kickstarter now?

# ¿ Jun 25, 2013 13:46

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Migishu posted:

RENEWABLE ENERGY! lol

expected magnets

was disappointed

# ¿ Jun 25, 2013 20:19

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

was it the king's quest games where you'd get 98% of the way through the game and then get stuck because you didn't pick up some useless object hidden in the first screen?

# ¿ Jul 16, 2013 17:40

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

remind me why right-wing retards hate the UN again

# ¿ Jul 16, 2013 22:26

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 08:55

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

ahmeni posted:

nobody smart enough to get elected gives an actual poo poo about religion other than pandering

reagan genuinely believed the rapture was going to happen during his presidency.
bush II practically started WW3 because god told him to

# ¿ Jul 17, 2013 13:01

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