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Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

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Hot Rope Guy

NoneMoreNegative posted:

freaky ghost bed

i also want the smartduvet app to sync with my morning alarm and suck the covers off my body when i need to wake up

and a fleshlight attachment so i can wake to a blanket blowie

and idk maybe also add a fidget spinner, why not

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Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

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speaking of disrupting bedding, we got antimicrobial sheets infused with silver, with copper, and even with zinc!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1iCZpFMYd0

e:damnit, videos inside spoiler tags don't work. damned forums are still infused with radium

Dixie Cretin Seaman fucked around with this message at 23:06 on Jul 16, 2017

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

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Q: Why did the moron brick his anroid in a CARWASH?
A: It was his daily driver
:rimshot:

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

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uh she's raising $20k to make an album of music to donate to a charity. if you can think of a better way to support the mission of charity using $20k of other people's money, i'd like to hear it :colbert:

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

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Hot Rope Guy
is there a tv that torrents linux ISOs in the background?

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

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Boiled Water posted:

even that is going too far, you can only have one that mines bitcoin

what if you put a linux ISO on the blockchain???

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

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i, for one, am excited to finally have a tidy explanation for my chronic outbreaks of oral dog herpes

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

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fun fact: the flat horizontal ledge below a window & inside the house is called the window stool :haw:

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

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jre posted:

It's called a window sill ? Where the gently caress calls it a stool ?

outside ledge is called the "sill"
inside ledge is called the "stool"

the situation described in the gofundme is sometimes called a "cleveland window sill"

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

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the monster is a huge letdown. everyone knows cephalopod mouths are in the center of the tentacles not near the eyes. this depiction is rife with chordate bias

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

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for $200 the shield better be made of vibranium

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

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given its lead up, i never would've guessed 2017 would be the year "friendless video game nerd" finally transcended race and gender

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

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Shifty Pony posted:

they put the photo on the wrong side of the guy's swimwear



this bird tops

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

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FormatAmerica posted:

It looks and sounds like it's supposed to be used as an automated defense drone that lands and woodchippers the heads of its targets.

https://ksr-video.imgix.net/assets/018/396/758/60979528e6518e8725399dd81ee4ec37_h264_high.mp4

the kickstarter says it's not autonomous and you fly out by phone
also, lol

Aire can currently fly continuously for eight (8) minutes. We estimate that a round trip patrol of a large house takes less than five (5) minutes, after which Aire can return to its dock to recharge, which takes less than thirty (30) minutes.

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

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Endless Mike posted:

y'all all I want a fucken house drone to do is bring me a fucken beer. get the gently caress on it sv

get a horse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwYOFQz0rvc&t=138s

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

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Grassy Knowles posted:

some people practice weapons against pells made of tire in their back yards

i gently caress a block of ice in my freezer

that relevant but mildly nsfw comic

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

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this one is a bit subtle, see if u can decode the hidden messages

how the people trumped ronald plump- a children's book





quote:

Are you Sure This Book is For Me and My Kids?

Even if you are a life-long Republican who thinks Donald Trump is the greatest thing since bacon wrapped bacon, this story will still be a great gift for your children. During the whole writing and illustration process, we made, and continue to make sure that the story teaches our children solid morals without demonizing the main character, Ronald Plump, or getting too political. In writing this book, we wanted to teach morals and empathy rather than the politics of division.

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

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Yodzilla posted:

the most offensive thing about that is they couldn’t be bothered to draw the squirrel twice

they could've at least made vladimir a bear if they're gunna be handing out fursonas. nice tits on robert moral tho

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

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quote:

After appearance on FOX NEWS, VICE, LOS ANGELES TIMES, BUZZFEED, HUFFPOST, YAHOO and other media giants SHOO received tons of emails and recommendations on social media to change ROOFFEE's name. Help us to pick the best and VOTE HERE.

chihuaaludes

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Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

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JawnV6 posted:

abs kills millions of people a year

*pulls off shirt, flexes six-pack on the street corner*
*millions of ladies die from distracted driving*

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