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Mister Sinewave posted:

Could be funny at times tho

For example the aforementioned categories are I can only assume still happily letting this one remote site guy browse gay porn every morning before 8, gliding under the radar errday not making a single wave. God bless you, dude. Fight the power.

Meanwhile going to a vendor web site to choose your 20 years service ring? Oops the filter thinks that's a porn site for some reason, lol

this reminds me that at my last job we had a rewards system (managers/coworkers could give you points which could be redeemed for stuff)

i came into work one day and someone mentioned that there was a vibrator listed on the rewards page :v:

it was taken down the same day

# ¿ Apr 27, 2016 05:56

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 19:37

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FCKGW posted:

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/september-11th-redux

# ¿ May 16, 2016 18:31

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Sagebrush posted:

i think at best we'll see a decrepit dash-8 dumped off a cliff onto a double-wide

i would pay to see this

# ¿ May 16, 2016 21:29

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Underwear posted:

The comments from backers are infuriating

"I'm anticipating that a lot of people will want to pick up these shiny spheres on my desk, which will mean lots of fingerprints. It would be nice to consider adding an inconspicuous microfiber cleaning cloth to the mahogany case so that we can keep them sparkling."

wanna clean my big balls

# ¿ May 18, 2016 01:12

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if you're gonna touch my big balls... you best be prepared to clean em

# ¿ May 18, 2016 01:12

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prefect posted:

there's an achewood for everything

# ¿ May 19, 2016 15:18

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chomestuck

# ¿ May 20, 2016 17:27

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buy ten for your apartment to ensure that everyone around you will hate you after a week

# ¿ May 21, 2016 06:56

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NoneMoreNegative posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOBbmdJTLdE&t=6s

does this make any more sense in context

is there even any context

# ¿ May 29, 2016 07:27

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Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:

why does it include a dice

yeah like what

# ¿ Jun 1, 2016 06:22

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Endless Mike posted:

roll 2d6 for your security check

crit fail, someone in estonia got your bank account login

# ¿ Jun 1, 2016 16:14

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GameCube posted:

you're all just trying to trick me into looking at that kickstarter again. but i shan't be japed. shame on you all.

props on using japed for the first time since like 1920

# ¿ Jun 1, 2016 21:49

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Agile Vector posted:

# ¿ Jun 18, 2016 06:36

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GameCube posted:

lol this is the guy who makes memes for the sega twitter https://twitter.com/TailsChannel
https://twitter.com/TailsChannel/status/743945478404923394

"Local memelord escapes from basement. Now does some YouTube, Twitch, and Social Media stuff for @sonic_hedgehog at @SEGA! Opinions here are solely my own."

gently caress this gay earth

# ¿ Jun 22, 2016 20:06

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$1200 for a lovely ARM laptop lomarf

# ¿ Jul 5, 2016 16:40

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surebet posted:

speaking of terrible computers...

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1606226331/portable-console-for-pc-games-pgs/description

i don't think intel onboard gfx can run anything other than like lovely indie games, unless they've gotten really loving good since HD3000 or the project assumes people will be fine with playing games at like 5FPS?

# ¿ Jul 5, 2016 19:42

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syscall girl posted:

yeah this is pretty correct

i have an old rear end laptop that got me through portal and halflife 2, but i don't think it'd get much farther

i deleted my steam account even though i was gonna test it with such as skyrim, dark souls and fallout nv

i thought, i've paid for the games but i need this old lappy to play me old movies and there is no way in poo poo it's going to run these

i remember being able to get 60 FPS stable in TF2 on my old laptop with an HD3000 and a maxfps config, but anything more than that was unlikely

# ¿ Jul 5, 2016 20:01

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laptop gaming isn't a thing yet unless you're willing to shell out the same cash as a high-end macbook pro for a laptop that will be outdated in a few years

the idea of thunderbolt GPU enclosures is really cool and could potentially pan out in the future but for some games that are heavier on CPU (source engine games are notorious for this, iirc) that'll be your bottleneck once your hardware is outdated even if you could just shove a new gpu in there

# ¿ Jul 5, 2016 20:04

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fishmech posted:

intel onboard graphics are pretty good these days tbh, but you'll notice that all those games are a) running at like 1280x720 because that's the panel and b) games notable for scaling down well with slow graphics cards

so at best it's disingenuous because you just know a bunch of people are gonna be like "holy gently caress i can play dark souls/witcher 3/whatever on the plane or in the car" right up until they realize it'll only play what are basically arcade games at anything over 30 FPS

RISCy Business fucked around with this message at 21:46 on Jul 5, 2016

# ¿ Jul 5, 2016 21:44

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fishmech posted:

they basically admit it

lmao

# ¿ Jul 6, 2016 00:42

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Maluco Marinero posted:

because their definition of game doesn't include games that aren't AAA 3D (most indie games, even good looking ones fall well within a laptops capability), aren't smooth frame rate dependant (dropping frames ain't a big deal in slower games)

or they're not cranking the settings down low enough as you say. You can squeeze a lot more out of less powerful if you abandon trying to keep 1920x1080 res.

i never said that laptop gaming isn't possible, just that it isn't enjoyable in any sense of the word for a lot of people

having to downscale to a smaller res than native and turn down literally every graphic setting is just bad imo

# ¿ Jul 6, 2016 01:31

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theflyingexecutive posted:

also $200 isn't audiophile nutjob territory, that's like bag of noise absorbing gravel money to them

http://www.shakti-innovations.com/audiovideo.htm

# ¿ Jul 7, 2016 19:31

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Verdafolio posted:

are you ready for socks, but with colorful designs?????

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/brytsocks/bryt-socks-20-the-ultimate-colorful-socks%5C

so many unique designs

i automatically assume anyone wearing socks like that is a rapist

# ¿ Aug 16, 2016 00:27

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google, but for dildos

# ¿ Aug 16, 2016 03:03

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prefect posted:

i have the add pretty bad, and i'm terribly fidgety. would love something that i could fidget with but that wouldn't make any coworker-detectable noise

i bite my nails but thats a nervous habit, not really a fidgety thing

# ¿ Sep 14, 2016 20:54

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Synthbuttrange posted:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1512928841/moto-pong-beer-pong-evolved-0/?ref=kicktraq

did he just put some hard plastic on a roomba

# ¿ Nov 10, 2016 02:02

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Synthbuttrange posted:

lmao

hahahaha

# ¿ Nov 17, 2016 06:55

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so the fighting game tournament EVO has been doing fundraising to decide the final game in the lineup (proceeds go to Make-A-Wish), and if you go to the fundraising page there are some pretty fantastic "give me free money" fundraisers

"I saw this very cool case while looking around on PCPartPicker, i thought it was just awesome looking and decided that i needed to build a PC in this case... that is until i saw the price. now i have put together a very high end PC in this case that i could never afford on my own, but with your help this pc could become a reality.

"

I don't have a complex and convincing answer, but if you want to realize the bigger dream of a student, meh, this is the right moment, the right place.

Im going to post a standard video showing the cars current state and document the progress on you tube if this dus go somewhere iv only had the car for 4months now

crowdfunding :rolleyes:

# ¿ Feb 7, 2017 16:07

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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

we can't all be as charismatic as that goon-funded hot dog shack cretin

it still owns that the guy who ruined his kids' christmas to donate to a hot dog man discovered that he was actually extremely racist and trans/homophobic

# ¿ Feb 7, 2017 20:52

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Shifty Pony posted:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/469810502/elemental-fusion

i texted that graph to a friend and he said "what the gently caress"

then an hour later texted "this graph is my loving voynich manuscript"

# ¿ Feb 28, 2017 06:16

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duTrieux. posted:

i'm gonna have to steal that one

same

# ¿ Feb 28, 2017 18:24

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Instant Grat posted:

some good rear end campaign video in here lads https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/momentplz/no-more-cold-hands-the-future-of-gaming-and-workst

the warm hands thing is pretty legit for gaming but uhhhhhh when i played cs and day of defeat competitively i would just wash my hands with warm water before the match and at halftime

worked just fine for me, loving millenials :rolleyes:

# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 06:20

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buddy this is a two knife household, like it or leave it

three knives? that's bordering on insulting

# ¿ Apr 9, 2017 00:05

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exploded mummy posted:

tbqh i read this in a captain murphy voice

this is the best way to read everything

# ¿ Apr 9, 2017 00:20

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Sagebrush posted:

how long have you had that av

a couple weeks i think?

# ¿ Apr 9, 2017 00:29

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syscall girl posted:

post "there go my nipples again" for verification purposes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEhoSQKrw_A

# ¿ Apr 9, 2017 01:16

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https://twitter.com/liberalism_txt/status/855845249800908800

:allears:

# ¿ Apr 23, 2017 05:52

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A Pinball Wizard posted:

idg how that's liberalism.txt tho

unless they're using the european definition

because liberals want to suck silicon valley's dick

# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 00:56

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moron izzard posted:

Choose your fighter:

nice

# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 03:41

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 19:37

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Shifty Pony posted:

http://m.dx.com/s?Keyword=Fidget%20spinner

https://m.alibaba.com/trade/search?SearchText=fidget%20spinner

I wonder how many match up to the kickstarters

lmao

# ¿ May 2, 2017 21:54

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware/Software Crap > YOSPOS > post the most worthless kickstarters and greatest investor rewards you got

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