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JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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Ian McLean posted:

JawnV6's comments on the election polling stuff is something that could also be done.

uhh... no

people were goddamn nuts about polls 1-3 weeks ago. it was seriously the focus of an entire news cycle, and you could've positioned yourself fantastically for armchair wonks who fantasize about being nate silver had you set it up then

buuuuuut you didn't. why not, idk, but you didn't. the debate happened, everyone moved on from unskewed polls, and while there's a smidge of interesting polls coming out, it's basically the media being lovely and doing whatever they can to paint it as a dead heat by doing nationwide polls with RV's instead of likely voter models and hiding their crosstabs

so just to reiterate, your window for doing this closed and won't be open for another 4 years. can you get it done in 4 years?

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JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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oh wow thanks for taking a unique lil moment that was just meant for you, immortalizing it (shittily), and posting it for the slivers of permanent enjoyment someone might derive from a post

you're the kind of person who puts plexiglass over banksy

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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Ian McLean posted:

The advertisements piece. This takes two years to build with all the specifications, and requirements for advertisers. These are also financial transactions, so it is important to make sure things are aligned correctly. This requires a built in platform for a share of advertising profits to users based on search display clicks and other wondrous algorithmic +1 indicators. Algorithm factor one: >1 click/hour by user ip address = (diminishing_return). When people start throwing machines at statpedia snycing ip numbers from all over the wolrd, perhaps by then the quantum algorithms will be able to detect those silly patterns. By then there will be some type of pattern detection software on statpedia. I will just use those neural network algorithms to scan in all the ip addresses saved to the clicks coming in, and start correcting the patterns for the machine until it learns on its own which patterns.
this is equal parts stupidity and fiction and i'm not quite sure you could reliably discern the components as such

don't you think the existing advertising industry that's chugging along just fine without statpedia thank you very much probably has rates already worked out? and maybe you could spend all this time thinking up worthless insights on solved problems and work on compelling content to get all the eyeballs that will somehow monetize much better than constantly-begging wikipedia in the first place

Ian McLean posted:

Yes I can have have those polling features within 4 years JawnV6. You can count on that for sure. Polling features are planned within this year.
the point is nobody will care in 28 days

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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and i thought food deserts were a problem :sigh:

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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it's been wrapped for some time, but we have to wait til december to open presents

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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real youtube pros lean away so the mic doesn't catch their breath

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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part of me wants to think that hundreds of millions of superpac dollars swirling around managed to give a bunch of people jobs for the september report bump

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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yea nobody has to "produce" ads, they spring fully formed from the head of Odin

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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Shaggar posted:

right. most ads are cheap to make esp political ones and alot of the content is reusable. the real costs are in buying space/time in whatever mediums you want.

yea and the news ppl get paid and then burn the money or something, idk

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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ooh baby dont you know what thats worth

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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i dunno but i'm pretty sure i could bullshit my way into a career doing it

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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Jonnty posted:

i remember once doing a (real) football coaching course where you'd play quick games and if you had an extra person or a really good player they'd play as a "flow player" for whichever team had the ball.

to summarise i think they might mean people who can flow between roles as and where they're needed, because specialisations aren't important

yeah, bullshit artist

im on top of this

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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Nomnom Cookie posted:

There's gonna be some happy spergs scheduling instructions for this fucker. You get registers and an fpu and a load/store unit and that's about it. Branch prediction is "don't branch, ever, it's a bad idea anyway"

yeah, the hidden cost of a cpu grid is much harder to find than "branch prediction"

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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Nomnom Cookie posted:

Nah that's something to have fun spergin about. The hard part looks like building pipelines

ok, so it actually works on predicated execution and you're kinda daft to club that under "branch prediction" and consistently ignoring the fact that GPU's are designed to shovel huge amounts of data around which appears 'free' during gpgpu usage, then turning around and pretending that predicated execution is rilly rilly hard while debugging a delay in a sprawling mass of connective fabric is simple

gently caress's sake what do you know

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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"Not only are the blink(1) tools and apps open source, so is its entire design. Feel free to hack it to make it do cool new things."

you've got a FIB lying around, right? every True Maker should...

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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Jonny 290 posted:

audio instagram. basically just layer that stupid old timey tinkly piano music behind your voice mails


you can call it gramophone

cross this with citizens recording police brutality

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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Shaggar posted:

if people understood things most everyone would be out of a job.

i too look forward to our technologic utopia wherein most don't NEED to work and are free to focus their energies on groundbreaking endeavors instead of grinding others further down

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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who am i to disagree

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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the 2nd amendment is pretty clear on stereolithographical processes

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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Proteus4994 posted:

i love how yospos is split between "if you don't work out you're a literal piece of poo poo who should kill himself for the good of humanity" and "the only reason i'm fat is beer, really!"

i love your inability to distinguish blatant trolls

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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Ian McLean posted:

2. What are the differences between multithreading and VLIW
Parallelism exploitation, form the point of view of a compiler (i.e.,
what would a compiler have to do for a VLIW machine, and what for a
multithreaded one; assume the machines cannot do both).
the answer to this is "why the hell are you talking about vliw in tyoal 2012"

Ian McLean posted:

GCC and Intel compiler stuff. Non-Trivial stuff. Everyone running around saying what is trivial and what isn't. lol
you couldn't construct a non-trivial question about compilers

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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by kickstarter metrics that's a runaway success

like actually delivering something??



any word on those ouya dev kits? should've been delivered by now yea?

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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Al! posted:

yospos help me repurpose this receipt printer for stupid nerds

um we've already had a p good brainstorm

believe "use it as a receipt printer" was the best one yet

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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non-newtonian fluidic space

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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voyager was absolute poo poo, the rest of trek shouldn't be judged as if that's some stellar example

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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Ian McLean posted:

Not to mention how much I think about just going to the beach, and staying there until I starve to death.
srsly doubting you've experienced anything past "mite bit peckish"

Ian McLean posted:

It is also marketing for wolfram.
dvs/j-roc all over again

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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flyboi posted:

so i guess that one woman that said something about doing tropes in video games that got like 150k and the internet hate machine against her hasn't produced anything in 9 months so the reddit army is getting ready to strike

http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/17eu0z/its_been_9_months_since_feminist_martyr_anita/

the OP, apparently https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UdKSyNAgx0

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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maniacdevnull posted:

ian what kind of agreement do you have with wolfram alpha? it looks like your site is infringing on copyrighted material.

using their free API and generating <100 hits a day

scale???

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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Ian McLean posted:

Statpedia should think about profit sharing with these back links to searches like wolfram. Wolfram displays an ad between seeing it on statpedia, and being directed to wolfram. All these individual stat companies showing their statistics on statpedia can make money.

aww, starting to distance yourself already?

its delusional to think someone else, literally any other soul on the planet, will give enough of a poo poo to pick up statpedia where you abandon it and carry on

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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BiohazrD posted:

weve been trolled, there is no way

im jealous that you've never had to fend off a pitch like this irl

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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quote:

Current progress of Statpedia has built this in as a functional API linking to the Wolfram search, much like how the iPhone has done with Siri.
this thing is solid gold

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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the worst sin of ouya is making every other kickstarter mention it as a target

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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can someone explain what ian's whole plan was with the python script?

like did anyone dig in enough to fine some coherent chain of thought or are we at the victor/how!! equilibrium of effort:pathos?

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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Dr. Honked posted:

you should mod the coat so that there's magically always $5 in the pocket. whenever you need $5, hey presto

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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ian's not crazy he's just cargo culting

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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Ian McLean posted:

I think I have come to the comfort level in life that as long as I keep working on statpedia for the next 3 to 4 years it will be a multi billion dollar company. This is the real truth, and it is as simple as that.

i think 5 minutes of "Shark Tank" would triple your knowledge of valuations

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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Ian McLean posted:

Perhaps my words have shed divine light on here. I wish for the somethingwonderful forums to come out soon, perhaps I will find them.

that's literally the rest of the internet

facebook, google+, even ancient poo poo like xanga realized that people want to be sheltered from anything negative. the simplest thing to do is show some positive feelings ("like", +1, e-props) while the corresponding negative isn't an option. you have to register disagreement with a long-form comment and people simply won't choose to do that

if all you want is a cloying mawkish hugbox for whatever you want to poo poo out, the rest of the internet is geared toward that end

if you want critique, you have to accept that it might sting




im pretty sure you want the cloying mawkish hugbox tho

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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no really its great that you follow all thsi bullshit so closely in lieu of talent that you can find poo poo funny and link it

gently caress you sulk

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JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

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ive tried multiple times to gently encourage an explanation or something but it's fallen on deaf ears and the bare links continue

the prevailing conclusion in this light is that sulk can't even explain why these links are supposedly funny and is cargo culting that too

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