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EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

ian if this thread is causing you the vaguest of emotional distress you should know that actual investors would completely destroy you.

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EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

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EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

people who give you money for a project arent friends, they're thirsty men in a desert, and you are being paid to become a faucet

of money


yes i know just work with me on this

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

take my breath away

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

The first game with camels? omg! These great camel molds were prototyped by sculptor Len Burge and can be seen on his web site..CLICK TOYS. In development I was asked "why camels why not sheep" so I'll say it here. I decided sheep were not strong enough to hold the interest of boys in HEAVEN's age group. Too soft. Len's art work told me he could deliver and he sure did. The other manger options were cows and donkeys so camels won for the cool factor.

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

never got the "in vain" phrase since it seems to mean "don't call yourself god" but gets treated as "just never say god ever at all shitwipe"

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

can sensual sorcery summon a haunted dildo??

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

Resplendent Spiral posted:

can sensual sorcery summon a haunted dildo??

and the cops says, "voodoo dildo my rear end"

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

looks like a showerhead
and spirit is :downs:

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

Q. Wait, so this is just an RGB LED with a USB connector in a case? A. Yes

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

KickStarter posted:

she slept in the barn with her favorite pony


oh yeah that explains it all

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

I wonder how much time they save only having to draw half of each character

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005


man shot by cops when insructed to retrieve wallet

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

<3 annie lennox

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

Sneaking Mission posted:

better nate than lever

Nate Is Levr

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

Ian McLean posted:

I am sorry I looked up what sadism meant.

being suggestible and of fragile nerves are the worst combination on the internet.

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

My wife and I recently returned home from a vacation to California with some friends. As we were getting ready to board our flight home, my friend couldn't find his credit card in his wallet. He contacted the rental car company thinking he had left it in the car after filling up with gas. The rental company double checked the car, but found nothing. My friend searched his wallet over and over again, but also couldn't find it. Fearful he would have to cancel his card, he resorted to emptying all of the contents in his wallet while seated on the plane. I was amazed at the heaping pile that came out of his wallet. Luckily for my friend, he found his credit card hidden deep in his wallet.

As for me, the vacation went so smoothly using my Crabby Wallet. In fact, it was more convenient than I ever expected. I have never had such an easy time going through security at the airport. My car key and phone were securely held together with my wallet in my front pocket. My ID was easily accessible when required.

While at the theme parks in California, I had everything I needed and nothing more all in my front pocket with my Crabby Wallet. The wallet made the trip so simple. All of the park's reentry tickets and fast pass tickets slid easily in to the front easy access pocket. Needles to say, I didn't lose my credit card in my wallet unlike my friend. I did lose my wedding ring though. I guess I should have attached it to the wallet's attachment loop somehow.

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

but you see, the handcrafted part is putting vhb tape onto these bits of wood when my laser cutter is done

TRUE ART

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

EACH AND EVERY KEY VERY SLIGHTLY OUT OF ALIGNMENT IN A PERSONAL, UNIQUE WAY, CREATING A BEAUTIFUL RUSTIC COUNTER-PATTERN TO THE REFINED SIMPLICITY OF YOUR MAC ENVIRONMRNT

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

be sure to get the bitcoin forums aware of her plight so she can get money for WHATEVER sort of operation is going to happen

even if it's actually just Metal Morgellons

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

why would cis get a surgery though

Check Your Prefixes

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

that wouldn't work out too bad for faab but otherwise lool

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

flyboi posted:

Idk the pc acronyms


A dude wants his dick chopped off ok?

oh idk thAt sounds pretty crazy who would do that

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

flyboi posted:

the kicker he didn't post - after that you have to shove things in your new vagina because it will close up. they call it dilating your vagina

this entire thing seems to bother you

which isn't surprising really

whoever thought lgbt would be more accepting of anything given their troubles didnt know much about people

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

Here are some more fun neovagina facts: they don't have the whole gland thing worked out quite yet so if you want one that gets wet they use a bit of butt tube and then it's always on and they should hurry up and solve this whole thing

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

what if the hot dog bun
was made with burger meat

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

eat all sausage hot except dry sausage

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

~Coxy posted:

because the hebrew rolls come in packs of 5 so you have to buy two of them

so now you need to buy 7 packs of rolls and 5 packs of hotdogs to get a 1:1 ratio and use them all up

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

probably whatever company makes ponies its hattel or masbro right

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

wifi enabled pigs, log in and get a bacon status

then click one button when it's harvest time...

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

no donate to me i uhhh. have some "metal" that needs to.. be removed

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

Stereotype posted:

an electric loving fork

how else do you hold the turkey for the electric knife

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

what a terrible hue

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005


ABGO T-Shirt Design #1 (Boy to Girl).

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

HELP IM FATBECAUSE I'M EMOTIONAL EATING AND THE FORK ISNT LISTENING TO MY PROBLEMS

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

do you think zombies would like porn
maybe you could become the worlds richest (and last)
noninfected by making porn for zombes

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

hey! macbook stickers not tacky enough?
now you can tack on a sticker that's inside a lens

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/iconicdisc/iconic-disc-your-macbooks-new-best-friend?ref=category

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

Kick wallet - "Never have a wallet can be such simple"

It can never be such simple to have a wallet like this. It's been designed to attach on your smart phone.

Any where phone goes, Perfect place for cards.

We would love to let all the backer to get their rewards on time because we know it's very important. So we have had found all the supplier before we launch our project. But we need your understand if the delay happen, we'll reduce all the risk to minimal.

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

echinopsis posted:

bit like loving in public, you dont do it to be seen, but the risk of being seen makes it really sexy and erotic


thats why women wear skirts/dresses

[Tell] us about your skirt collection

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EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

they probably literally thought hasbro would be okay with it because "sharing is caring" or whatever

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