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Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

* is it a macbook? is it an iphone? ... it's bookphoneiXtender

they basically admit on the page that it's just going to be a bluetooth keyboard and a screen connected using video-out but they also patented it and expect it to eventually be as commonplace as laptops. somehow they believe there is simultaneously a huge unmet demand for these products and that apple itself couldn't just grind their company into a fine paste with an competing product if that demand ever materialized.

quote:

We have assembled a team that includes: two Electrical Engineers, a Reliability Engineer, a Restaurant GM, and a Real Estate Agent.

loving :aslol:

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Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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they're both things that should never be

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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who wants a lamp? how about a FULLY CUSTOMIZABLE TACTICAL LAMP MADE OF AIRCRAFT GRADE ALUMINUM WITH A MILITARY RAIL SYSTEM AND AN UNDERSLUNG GRENADE LAUNCHER

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/sketchydesignstudio/andromeda-tactical-lighting



now even your lighting will drive away the opposite sex :spergin:

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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yes that's what we need more of Michael Dorn, romantic comedies

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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:spergin: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/21693645/harmonia :spergin:

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The Harmonia project consists of two main elements: an online TRPG (Tactical Role-playing Game) set in the Kingdom of Harmonia, and a robust game engine built for custom content and modding.

The game uses SDL, a cross-platform multimedia library, and will be available for Windows, Linux, and Mac OS/X. If there is demand, we can also port the game to the following platforms: Android, AmigaOS, AmigaOS 4, FreeBSD, BeOS/Haiku, iOS, Mac OS 9, MorphOS, OpenVMS, PlayStation Portable, Syllable, Symbian, and webOS.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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how is the liquid in that container being held vertically??




my immersian...

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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man i just loving love freemium apps give them all to me

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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Jetpack Joyride is a good freemium game. maybe the only one

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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no you're not

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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hey they never ported P.N.03 to anything else

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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supposedly it was loving terrible


and didn't the capcom five only turn out to be three or four? i think it was RE4, PN03, Viewtiful Joe, Killer7 and then something that never came out (had the word phoenix in the title?). but then nobody bought any of those games on the gamecube so they were ported to the PS2 super loving fast

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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sega is the worst

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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how about some bullshit you can bolt on to your iphone http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/108290897/iexpander-an-expansion-device-for-your-iphone-4-an?ref=category


Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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so now there's some european site called gambitious where people can both donate and actually invest in games

and 3D Realms is on board with a new game

loving lol http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2012-09-25-3d-realms-returns-with-post-apocalyptic-fps-earth-no-more-on-new-crowdfunding-site-gambitious

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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i thought he blows his cash gambling


i kind of want to know how joe siegler is doing. i feel a bit bad for the guy

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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i'm going to petition congress to pass a law making it legal to kill anyone seen wearing this shirt

it's for their own good

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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look at that shameful buttoning and tie tying job

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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Proteus4994 posted:

mediocre PHP coder

mods pls

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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Jonny 290 posted:

Google Moore's Law

who is Google Moore

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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having stacks of physical disks taking up space in my house literally makes me sick

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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Nomnom Cookie posted:

No one will care. "Nerds buy dumb thing and lose their money" has 0 mob appeal.

won't someone please think of the IYG posters

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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wait is there really someone named Muffi

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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holy poo poo those sample videos :dong:

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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i guess it seems okay? that's a loving terrible name tho

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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well that's ironic

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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Guido van Possum posted:

its hard to be white sometimes

mostly when around cooler, better dressed, in-shape black guys

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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he's asking $19,000 for some maps for a free game


what

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Apr 29, 2005

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iPhones don't have persistent notification lights. you can have the camera flash go off when you get a message but that's dumb as hell and there's nothing like Android's multicolored constant blinking

I don't miss that poo poo one bit tbqh

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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ah yes a big ugly colored metal cross, "minimal"

Fabricated posted:

this one is legit kinda depressing



:smith:

it was depressing from the start which is why nobody donated

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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Install Gentoo posted:

i dont think you're paying attention.

the case is literally just those 4 things on the corners and the aluminum cross thing connecting them. it protects nothing.

no i get it i just think it funny that it's both worthless for protection yet more visually distracting than a slim case

i'm sharing in the laff

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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is this some sort of joke?

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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that's a kinda neat thing i'll never use

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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please make that happen i need an augmented reality posting experience

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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speaking of which, i just noticed this shameful place in philly this morning http://nakedphilly.com/washington-square-west/23207/

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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Al! posted:

i cant stop watching ouya unboxing videos, they are all terrible

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRumLSgpL7w

*shows full home address on youtube*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrJ-TLCClUg

aaaaaaaa

holy loving poo poo that looks cheaper and crappier than i could have ever imagined. also loving lol that welcome video

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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literally on a tv

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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hey why didn't they mention Bad Day LA??

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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i rescind my previous comment about Spicy Horse and Bad Day LA because apparently they had nothing to do with that piece of poo poo! thanks Aspyr!

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Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

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i don't know how much American McGee had to do with Scrapland but goddamn what a weird and lovely game. the voice work is completely bonkers and if i remember correctly there's a scene where a flamingly gay robot priest gets boiled alive in a hot tub

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