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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



just stack em all down by the pier

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



p sure the civil war postdates columbus by a couple centuries

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



jony ive aces posted:

yeah exactly. americans invaded america long before your civil war

oh i get it

im not american btw

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



hell yea

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



anthonypants posted:

the kickstarter is over, a lil over $450k :shobon:

good on him, imo he should just keep the money he deserves em

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



sure & you deserve it i guess

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



wrong re perspective btw. my hand is so large and my penis so tiny that it p much looks isometric when i shamefully hold it

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



unpacked robinhood posted:

my penis is a cube, its got cubic hair

nice

gonna make my way thru them yeah

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Soricidus posted:

coxel graphics

rofl

taking a shower & dark so dark cubes rolling down thighs and getting stuck in the poo poo between your toes

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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tider skal henrulle,
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"virtually no damage" dudes, case closed

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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how about if the tires have solar cells in them, cause they turn around and cool down while theyre against the road

patent pending

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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anthonypants posted:

to get a grant from the federal department of transportation

lol they dont have a budget

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



hell yeah broken glass roads

someone call notorious bsd

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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what if you sand it rough & fragile tho

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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man im already too lazy to tie one knot, i just stuff the loose ends under my feet when i take my shoes on

this is way too much to handle

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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slægt skal følge slægters gang



anthonypants posted:

there's two weeks left on that chuck tingle/zoe quinn kickstarter and frankly i'm disappointed it hasn't reached its goal yet

got 10 grand since you posted this, so probs gonna make it *crosses fingers*

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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Jonny 290 posted:

C H ∆ N G Σ M Σ D ∆ D D †

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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lol

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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those are pretty cool stickers imo

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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30 rock is very much a network show, but its one of the best ive seen

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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syscall girl posted:

it's also extremely self-aware

hence all the microwave oven jokes

yeah, i liked those :¶

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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is this article a parody of the starship kickstarter?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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incompetent CEOs usually fail upward, so yeah, probably

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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if only "on the internet" werent either

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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racist kids

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

set up a kickstarter for it, then cancel the project in a huff when the first chinese knockoff beats you to market. then buy the knockoff.

yea this

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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Mister Sinewave posted:

I remember an interview with a guy who back in the 70's was going to enter a Popular Mechanics april fool's contest where the most plausible (but fake) product got like a $500 prize or something.

He designed up a turntable where the arm was on a linear guide for better fidelity, no change of angle, 100% better bullshit etc.

He said he was literally opening the mail slot to deposit the envelope with his entry and stopped before dropping it in, because he thought "poo poo, it's a lot of money and I really should go that extra mile". He figured he'd call up some record stores and pitch it. If he fooled them, he was confident he had a winner.

Well he called a bunch of places up and not only did they believe it was real, they were excited about it and wanted to buy them. He hung up the phone after an afternoon of calling around and figured, "Well poo poo, I better just build the drat things."

And he did :drum:

that mans a hero

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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vinyl is kinda charming, but lol at physical media

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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minivanmegafun posted:

records are cool and good but I'm not going to argue they are the best sound reproduction system available

it is nice to come home and not have to deal with computers to play music, it's v. relaxing

my friend did a whole year of new analogue music, i think.

like just buying & checking out on physical media

Carthag Tuek fucked around with this message at 18:58 on Feb 11, 2017

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
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slægt skal følge slægters gang



if that was a thing i would walk into all houses shouting bananaphone

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



tbh anyone who puts money into a "i hate my pet" kickstarter should just have their pet taken away from them

what is even the point of owning an animal that you hate

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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tider skal henrulle,
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Migishu posted:

also, i'm the stock photo of a chinese slave labor factory
        /

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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theflyingexecutive posted:

I hope the designers experience frustrated total internal reflection and quit their jobs lol

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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slægt skal følge slægters gang



pro tip: eat your food instead of throwing it out like a first world rear end in a top hat

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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Boiled Water posted:

can't, i'll get fatter

then buy less

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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when my gut conceal my whole bepis

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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Sagebrush posted:

expected Monty Python's Flying Circus

heard the raspberry + sousa march in my head

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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Beast of Bourbon posted:

for like $2000 he could open up his own shopify store, buy 10 different kinds of wristbands at qty1000 each, and all the shipping supplies, charge $5/ea + shipping and discounts for multiple purchases and make bank instead of running an embarrassing kickstarter.

lol if you think he did his due diligence or has any idea at all what hes doing

i know you dont think that, but just guh the idea is dumb as hell on the surface so obvs no alternatives were considered at all

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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my parents gave me their old bread knife & its pretty good

except if the bread is sticky

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