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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Elephantgun posted:


The entirety of this video is absolutely fantastic. "Oh no, own goal!?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTaF3-NvKi0

Why is there a german shepard on the pitch?

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Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

Dusseldorf posted:

Why is there a german shepard on the pitch?
It's the rrrrreff!

LazyDivey
Jun 18, 2004

Orange crush momma is a laugh laugh laugh.


While this isn't a game but a strange Ventrilo glitch while some guys were playing Warcraft.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5AkIfgioA4

"I got a ring in there last night"

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Chip Cheezum posted:

Mass Effect 3 had some pretty quality animation:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RtGwVlYtfk

This reminds me of a weird glitch I got when playing the Ardat-Yakshi monastery level:


(sorry for low quality, I play on Xbox so my only option was taking a camera-phone picture of the screen)

Kaboom Dragoon
May 7, 2010

The greatest of feasts

WeaponGradeSadness posted:

This reminds me of a weird glitch I got when playing the Ardat-Yakshi monastery level:


(sorry for low quality, I play on Xbox so my only option was taking a camera-phone picture of the screen)

Looks like Shep's come down with a bad case of the Banshees.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

LazyDivey posted:

While this isn't a game but a strange Ventrilo glitch while some guys were playing Warcraft.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5AkIfgioA4

"I got a ring in there last night"

You seriously missed the point of why that video is funny.

Cannon Goose
Oct 29, 2010
I recorded this one from Assassin's Creed: Revelations on the PC. These guards just did not care about anything.

http://youtu.be/j_OgIaVWUa8

The commotion at the end is from one of my own assassins lobbing a knife into a random guy walking in front of him.

Mr. Saturday
Oct 12, 2007

Man belongs wherever he wants to go

Cannon Goose posted:

I recorded this one from Assassin's Creed: Revelations on the PC. These guards just did not care about anything.

http://youtu.be/j_OgIaVWUa8

The commotion at the end is from one of my own assassins lobbing a knife into a random guy walking in front of him.

Reminds me that I have one of the first AC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4grHSbgNVss

This would have gone on indefinitely. I felt sorry for the guy :(

U.T. Raptor
May 11, 2010

Are you a pack of imbeciles!?

in Zoo Tycoon 2, I once watched a cheetah go tearing around its enclosure (this is one of their behaviors), and then run straight up into the air (...not so much) before coming down in the neighboring enclosure. Got screenshots too, but a hard drive crash got them.

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

McOgre posted:

Funny glitches are the best.

Heavy Rain (as a warning, it's the end scene, so there's spoilers): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t0uCWjQ6Og

If you skipped this, please watch. I've watched this four times cracking up forever

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I downloaded a bunch of mods for Skyrim, including one that allows the player character to have sexy adventures with NPCs (what can I say? I was curious). The mod contains all sorts of sexy good fun, like my character passionately and tenderly telling everyone, "I want you to give me your hole [sic] fist" and NPCs wandering away from the player character in their underwear, nonchalantly observing her screaming her orgasms unto the empty skies.

One of those times, this sequence of events happened:


No, it probably isn't.


Evidently!


I think we all have, Onmund.


Doubtful.

Also, Louis Letrush has some problems:

I think the part that worries me most here is accusatory his glare is. Like, he knows he's glitching out and that it's my fault somehow.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Here is a RDR glitch I ran into. The weirdest thing was I restarted the race twice, then came back later and it still did it. Restarting the 360 fixed the issue.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7nsS5SzpgY

Scaly Haylie
Dec 25, 2004

expensive jeans posted:

I always enjoyed the Freelance Astronauts' uncanny ability to run into glitches:

(Saints Row 2) "Is there anything samurai swords can't solve?"
http://youtu.be/flZHWJbdt78?t=1m25s

(GTA:VC) Motorcycle + elevator
http://youtu.be/krvv-P9irr8?t=8m55s

(GTA:VC) Flying cars cheat + helicopter
http://youtu.be/skp3BiAyxIA?t=1m55s

(Resident Evil 4) Zombie Multiplicity
http://youtu.be/AZh07NVvBBw?t=16m38s

Let's not forget their escapades in Mass Effect.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddqHDVTzmxo

Slowflake
Aug 18, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enb0zWbYUik

I swear I laughed for a straight minute after watching this.

EDIT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV-D1ggFUj8. Guy uses a memory editor on Super Mario 2, and breaks it in half.

Slowflake has a new favorite as of 10:32 on Jul 11, 2012

nozz
Jan 27, 2007

proficient pringle eater
Railworks train jumping

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hIeCHi1l1w

HOW COULD YOU
Jun 1, 2006

The man in black fled across Middle Tennessee, and Pierre followed.

LazyDivey posted:

While this isn't a game but a strange Ventrilo glitch while some guys were playing Warcraft.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5AkIfgioA4

"I got a ring in there last night"

Or maybe it's someone recording their voices and playing it back to them to mess with them. just maybe.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Holy poo poo, I just can't stop watching this and laughing my rear end off over and over. It's magical.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

TwoPair posted:

Holy poo poo, I just can't stop watching this and laughing my rear end off over and over. It's magical.

I love how there's this snake of train cars following the engine after it goes mile high. Nothing breaks them or anything.

Tambaloneus
Feb 5, 2007

I miss my cat someone buy me a kitten.

I've always been a fan of funny game glitches but here are a couple of my new favourites courtesy of the Sims Lets play thread:

Haine posted:

Okay, I think I figured it out. When you hit the 'add dog' button, it'll give you a random kind of dog. What you have to do is go into the 'Breed' tab and select something of the opposite size, like if it initially gives you a small dog, select a large breed. Then go into 'Shape', then 'Advanced', and it'll either explode or implode:





I don't know if they fixed this in the latest patch or not, though, since I'm on 1.34. But knowing the track record this game has with patches, probably not. v:v:v

These things seem stable enough. I ran a neighborhood for about an in-game month with the first one running around and it worked normally.
Of course now that I've said that, the game will probably poo poo itself horribly and never work again.

Haine posted:

I gotta wonder what would happen if I bred some of these things together.





You're welcome.

Kaboom Dragoon
May 7, 2010

The greatest of feasts

TwoPair posted:

Holy poo poo, I just can't stop watching this and laughing my rear end off over and over. It's magical.

It's even better how one of the related videos is Metallica's 'Hate Train' :buddy:

Suzuki Method
Mar 12, 2012


I have my computer muted right now but I immediately imagined this as one of those parody ~*sick fragz*~ YouTube fad videos of Train Simulator 2012 and awful dubstep immediately played in my head as I watched that. Truly hardcore.

Van Kraken
Feb 13, 2012


As he strikes the match, he casually glances out the kitchen window.

His eye twitches involuntarily.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Van Kraken posted:

As he strikes the match, he casually glances out the kitchen window.

His eye twitches involuntarily.

It's a testament to that man's work that the line is so instantly recognisable.

JfishPirate
Jun 24, 2006
I have been grossly misinformed about witches.
The cops in Deux Ex: HR aren't the sharpest tools in the shed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6xL4-BDbjA

bucketmouse
Aug 16, 2004

we con-trol the ho-ri-zon-tal
we con-trol the verrr-ti-cal
Does this count? TASVideos presents: The Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess in 0:00:22.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zif-0RxXNhM
it was the april fools submission

My real favorite is the error handler in Sonic 3D Blast for genesis. It pops up a dialog that says something like "Congratulations! You've found the secret level select!" and dumps you at the stage select.

This happens every time the game has some sort of terrible error it can't recover from, like if you whack the cart really hard while the genesis is on. There used to be a great video of this on youtube but the uploader seems to have been banned.

Kaboom Dragoon
May 7, 2010

The greatest of feasts

bucketmouse posted:

Does this count? TASVideos presents: The Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess in 0:00:22.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zif-0RxXNhM
it was the april fools submission

My real favorite is the error handler in Sonic 3D Blast for genesis. It pops up a dialog that says something like "Congratulations! You've found the secret level select!" and dumps you at the stage select.

This happens every time the game has some sort of terrible error it can't recover from, like if you whack the cart really hard while the genesis is on. There used to be a great video of this on youtube but the uploader seems to have been banned.

Is that the one of the kid hitting the cart with a sock while looking bored? That was so hilariously :effort:

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Red Dead Redemption

A horse that just wanted to fly:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vavUXJXV7ec

A bear that just wanted to ride a horse:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfLQaaVc7eI

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

I'll always love this one, a multitude of glitches in the first Hitman game set to some terrible Rammnstein:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO9dr8b2xcM

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
Man Hitman really had some Superman 64 poo poo going for it.

Landerig
Oct 27, 2008

by Fistgrrl
MOH Airborne has model glitches all over the place. I've seen arms and legs grow and stretch weirdly. I killed a Nazi on some stairs and his arms and legs stretched out all over the place until he tumbled off the stairs. On the first level I killed a soldier and his arm stretched out to about 8 feet long.

I can't get screenshots for some reason, but I found some videos on Youtube of models glitching out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9k3iNOnqZUY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mui0tc-oSoA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGhF00SKBGU


(Loud and annoying music in this, but drat who playtested this game?)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xks1_KC_8U

Robert Denby
Sep 9, 2007
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, huh? Nah, get fucked mate.
I've had this happen a few times in "Fallout: New Vegas", NPCs who suddenly fly into the air.

Warning: Loud!

Internet Cliche
Oct 18, 2004
Ninja Robot Pirate Zombie
I don't have video of it, but another Skyrim bug I've ran into has something to do with the game getting confused when necromancers lead their zombies outside of an area (as in you have to load), then fast travel before the spell expires. Sometime later, you'll have another instance of that monster show up when you fast travel.

I ran into this by showing up at the gates of Whiterun accompanied by a storm mage and a falmer (100 Conjuration lets you have two beasts). The storm mage started throwing lightning at the falmer, but it arced around and killed civilians, it was terrible.

TShields
Mar 30, 2007

We can rule them like gods! ...Angry gods.

Internet Cliche posted:

I don't have video of it, but another Skyrim bug I've ran into has something to do with the game getting confused when necromancers lead their zombies outside of an area (as in you have to load), then fast travel before the spell expires. Sometime later, you'll have another instance of that monster show up when you fast travel.

I ran into this by showing up at the gates of Whiterun accompanied by a storm mage and a falmer (100 Conjuration lets you have two beasts). The storm mage started throwing lightning at the falmer, but it arced around and killed civilians, it was terrible.

It always happens when random citizens try to talk to me in Whiterun when all I'm trying to do is duck into a store. They pop up in the store with me still trying to chat.

My favorite one of my latest playthrough is joining the Mage's guild and having the little part where Tolfdir is going to teach you how Wards work. I had dismissed Lydia when I remembered what was going to happen, so she was headed towards the door. But as soon as Tolfdir went "aggro" to me to cast the spell that I was supposed to block, she went nuts and charged him. The result was every mage in a three mile radius nuking the gently caress out of her. I've never seen so many goddamn magical effects at once.

Internet Cliche
Oct 18, 2004
Ninja Robot Pirate Zombie

TShields posted:

It always happens when random citizens try to talk to me in Whiterun when all I'm trying to do is duck into a store. They pop up in the store with me still trying to chat.

My favorite one of my latest playthrough is joining the Mage's guild and having the little part where Tolfdir is going to teach you how Wards work. I had dismissed Lydia when I remembered what was going to happen, so she was headed towards the door. But as soon as Tolfdir went "aggro" to me to cast the spell that I was supposed to block, she went nuts and charged him. The result was every mage in a three mile radius nuking the gently caress out of her. I've never seen so many goddamn magical effects at once.

Oh so it's not just a conjuring thing? I stopped keeping other followers, their AI is stupid and they're very flammable.

TShields
Mar 30, 2007

We can rule them like gods! ...Angry gods.

Internet Cliche posted:

Oh so it's not just a conjuring thing? I stopped keeping other followers, their AI is stupid and they're very flammable.

Strangely enough, I'm playing a conjurer this run (as in the other 200 hours of time I've put into it, I've never run one before) and I haven't seen any issues with her and my summons. I think if there was one, it got patched out. My only problem now is that fights get too "messy" sometimes, and my stupid Frost Archon likes to block doorways that I need to get through. I don't want to have to murder you, Frosty, but I gotta see what loot was on those bandits now...

Dragonwagon
Mar 28, 2010


And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.

And here it is the other way around:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uy3-hN3Bd50

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


bucketmouse posted:

Does this count? TASVideos presents: The Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess in 0:00:22.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zif-0RxXNhM
it was the april fools submission

My real favorite is the error handler in Sonic 3D Blast for genesis. It pops up a dialog that says something like "Congratulations! You've found the secret level select!" and dumps you at the stage select.

This happens every time the game has some sort of terrible error it can't recover from, like if you whack the cart really hard while the genesis is on. There used to be a great video of this on youtube but the uploader seems to have been banned.

I found this out by accident when I was a kid and I knocked the cartridge with my foot. It was amazing. My method after that was to pick up the console by the cartridge and drop it a few inches. Worked every time.

Landerig
Oct 27, 2008

by Fistgrrl
You can recreate that in a Sega Genesis emulator by loading a save state from another game. Sonic 3D blast will just go to the stage select screen.

McFoxigator
Jun 13, 2011

Life is full of twicky decisions...
I got this one today playing Vindictus while creating a Fiona shortly after creating a Karok. For some reason what happened was Karok's features wound up getting placed on Fiona's character model creating a stocky bald woman missing a neck with a log phallus.

http://imgur.com/tHySS

http://imgur.com/I6enP

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Mildly Amusing
May 2, 2012

room temperature
Did somebody say 'video game glitches?'





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