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This is an excellent template for either an "abandon thread!" or a "see ya later, shitlords!" macro.
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Jul 23, 2012 10:45
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bringmyfishback posted:More sexy adventures in Skyrim! This time, Vilkas insists on giving Farkas some lessons on...technique. Those are not glitches. Those are creepy loving mods from Skyrim Nexus. What made you think that post was a good idea?
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Jul 23, 2012 11:21
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Factory Factory posted:Those are not glitches. Those are creepy loving mods from Skyrim Nexus. What made you think that post was a good idea? I made one before and no one got upset. I'm sorry you didn't like it. I thought it was funny, the juxtaposition with the naked lady and the text sort of referencing the situation, but you're right, it's not really a glitch. I'll take them down. Sometimes, breathing calmly and slowly helps quell unnecessary rage. Just a tip!
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Jul 23, 2012 11:43
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Why did you install a naked mod?
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Jul 23, 2012 11:47
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Cbouncerrun posted:Why did you install a naked mod? I didn't. I installed a mod that changed the basic female body shapes because I wanted a hotter character. I'd never downloaded mods for a game before and I wanted to see what a bunch of them did, and then I just kept it because I thought it made the chicks look awesome and I am, in essence, a very shallow person. The sex mod, I downloaded when I was drunk and it's pretty funny when it glitches out. Wait...who cares?  Enough of this derail, please. If you really want to make a squawk over what Skyrim mods I download, PM me.
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Jul 23, 2012 12:01
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bringmyfishback posted:I didn't. I installed a mod that changed the basic female body shapes because I wanted a hotter character. I'd never downloaded mods for a game before and I wanted to see what a bunch of them did, and then I just kept it because I thought it made the chicks look awesome and I am, in essence, a very shallow person. You probably should've stopped posting in this thread a while ago... "just a tip".
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Jul 23, 2012 12:44
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I know Bethesda games are famous for having terrible options for faces during character creation, but saying you wanted a 'hotter character'... probably not the best justification you could've made.
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Jul 23, 2012 13:22
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhXarjJPBMg "Dead Space Retarded Necro" You could possibly make a good loop if you can steady the shakes Oh and the other day I was playing the newest 360 Spider-Man Game and i fell right through the road and kept falling while the city got smaller and smaller. I didn't think to film it before I teleported back to the surface. Next time I'll film it.
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Jul 23, 2012 13:39
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Kaboom Dragoon posted:I know Bethesda games are famous for having terrible options for faces during character creation, but saying you wanted a 'hotter character'... probably not the best justification you could've made. Lord knows, the video game industry and its fans have never capitalized on humanity's inherent desire to see some hot big-titted ladies run around stabbing things with swords! Don't you remember the whole Valkyrie Wilde joke in PSM? ON TOPIC: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khRNQgMjLMM&feature=related Someone gives a character in Oblivion a thousand pieces of venison, while a weird giant stomps around in the background.
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Jul 23, 2012 13:57
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Again, not a glitch.
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Jul 23, 2012 14:01
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Cbouncerrun posted:Again, not a glitch. You sure? There's a pretty huge NPC in the background there. Granted, I didn't finish Oblivion, but I'm pretty sure that doesn't come standard.
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Jul 23, 2012 14:02
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Pretty sure it's from console commands.
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Jul 23, 2012 14:06
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There's a debatably better Genesis sonic glitch that is the most amazing thing ever if you see someone do it live when you're 10. 1. Acquire Sonic 2 and Sonic 3 carts. 2. Perform Sonic 2 stage select code. 3. Rip Sonic 2 cart from Genesis while it's still on. 4. Insert Sonic 3 cart. Hit reset. 5. Sonic 3 stage select. It's the same general principle as Stop & Swop from Banjo Kazooie except it only relies on one bit being set, and that bit doesn't get automatically set to zero on power-on for some reason. Eventually I'll make a video of this if I ever get around to digging my genesis out. bringmyfishback posted:Someone gives a character in Oblivion a thousand pieces of venison, while a weird giant stomps around in the background. Yeah this isn't the glitch version, this is normal oblivion behavior for if you drop a huge stack of things. The glitch version is much funnier because the behavior is totally not normal. Tl;dr in the 1.0 release, you can nock an arrow, bring up your inventory and then switch your equipped quiver for anything you want. When you release you'll fire the entire stack of those instead of the arrow. The game displaces arrows when fired for some reason known only to Bethesda. And so, Oblivion Ham Tornado: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GUe-ndujR8 bucketmouse has a new favorite as of 17:43 on Jul 23, 2012 |
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Jul 23, 2012 17:32
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Mildly Amusing posted:Did somebody say 'video game glitches?' Glitch? More like unwavering discipline. 
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Jul 24, 2012 20:28
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DrNutt posted:Glitch? More like unwavering discipline.
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Jul 24, 2012 20:52
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I think its just better if we call this a video game oddities thread instead of piecing apart what constitutes a glitch and how intended it was by developer and player. All of these have been pretty funny and enjoyable, and i'm pretty sure that was one of the goals of the thread.
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Jul 24, 2012 21:11
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bringmyfishback posted:I didn't. I installed a mod that changed the basic female body shapes because I wanted a hotter character. I'd never downloaded mods for a game before and I wanted to see what a bunch of them did, and then I just kept it because I thought it made the chicks look awesome and I am, in essence, a very shallow person. Haha, I've got that same mod, but I just downloaded it because I wanted my character to have sex with his wife. Talk about a sticky situation. But to each their own  Anyhoo, I thought the screenshots were funny, and who cares if they were glitches strictly speaking? It's all out of the ordinary stuff from a game that makes you laugh. So don't listen to those goons who get all sensitive. They probably haven't been laid in so long that just the idea of sex pisses them off, haha. Peace.
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Jul 24, 2012 22:11
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Mercenaries 2 had an amazing number of bugs/glitches, such as this building demolition animation.
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Jul 24, 2012 23:16
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Brother Jonathan posted:Mercenaries 2 had an amazing number of bugs/glitches, such as this building demolition animation. I see, You break down a building by Smashing it to pieces with 8 other buildings Makes perfect sense!
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Jul 25, 2012 00:46
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The end is the best part of this one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2r8S4uke34 A different version of this was already posted but I don't give a gently caress, this one's funnier to me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv5cYYCwYg8
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Jul 25, 2012 02:31
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Here is a glitch compilation from the development of Octodad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHiZR_Z4w-s
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Jul 25, 2012 03:53
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I always thought this one was pretty funny. The glitch from the intro of New Vegas: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToKIkw3LIoQ
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Jul 25, 2012 16:21
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I've always liked this little compilation of glitches that the creator experienced while making a music video of Assassin's Creed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k3F2ivYhy4&t=66s I've also personally encountered the multiplying rooftop guard in the second game, as seen here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K20V7xZ8Go8 kinmik has a new favorite as of 23:57 on Jul 25, 2012 |
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Jul 25, 2012 23:34
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kinmik posted:I've also personally encountered the multiplying rooftop guard in the second game, as seen here: I had that happen to me. Really bizarre. I couldn't watch it for too long though, it was starting to lag my PS3 so I ran away.
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Jul 25, 2012 23:38
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kinmik posted:I've also personally encountered the multiplying rooftop guard in the second game, as seen here: I first saw this video while playing through AC2 and mentioned it to my friend who bought me the game and she said she'd never seen that bug, and neither had any of my other friends who'd played it. I was the first.  Oddly, I killed the one guard who was supposed to be there and ran away, and when I went back, they were all gone and never reappeared.
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Aug 2, 2012 15:13
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This is some silly stuff mixed in with some Skyrim glitches but its my favorite video I've seen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F84oQejFvss
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Aug 2, 2012 19:19
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I found out about a glitch in Borderlands the other day where if you are playing the Siren class and fall off a cliff, you can enter phasewalk and your character will respawn with full health and shields but you won't have to pay the resurrection fee. This reminded me of the LEGO Star Wars glitch that worked in the first two games where if you're playing co-op and someone falls off a cliff, just as they die if they drop out and then sign back in, they respawn with no health hearts, but they are "alive" for all normal purposes and invincible until the end of the level.
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Aug 2, 2012 22:02
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FoxxorTheRed posted:I found out about a glitch in Borderlands the other day where if you are playing the Siren class and fall off a cliff, you can enter phasewalk and your character will respawn with full health and shields but you won't have to pay the resurrection fee. That reminds me, there's a glitch at t-bone junction where if you drive off the edge but switch from driver to gunner seat mid-air you will live. Then you can switch back to the driver's seat and drive around. People who are up above can teleport to the gunner's seat just fine down there. You can drive through anything there, and there are various places where you can fall to a sub-level and then eventually just freefall under the map. My friends and I do this every time we play borderlands.
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Aug 2, 2012 23:00
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Borderlands also has the infamous glitch in the Armory of General Knoxx where you can fall through the floor and have infinite time to loot the entire armory. Best part is it's ridiculously easy to do, you just crouch in a specific spot.
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Aug 3, 2012 01:20
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Skyrim's Louis Letrush doesn't just perform mitosis. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACxtmYRkLOk Deus Ex was great for these. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjY-x9D9B1k
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Aug 3, 2012 01:47
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What causes the Louis Letrush glitches, anyway? It's only ever him, so I'm guessing it's something about his scripting or reference ID, but it's just so weird.
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Aug 3, 2012 17:33
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What the hell game is this? The main character appears to be fighting a war against shrapnel. I understand how the glitch happens, it's a healing animation, and him "drowning" reduces his health, which he then recovers when he comes up for air. But some of those animations were strangely stomach churning.
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Aug 3, 2012 18:37
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CzarChasm posted:What the hell game is this? The main character appears to be fighting a war against shrapnel. Far Cry 2. I love the healing in that game: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENswNs3Q-Fg
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Aug 3, 2012 18:40
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CzarChasm posted:What the hell game is this? The main character appears to be fighting a war against shrapnel. It's when he pulls out an iron bar about the length of his forearm out of his knee. I know it's only about five seconds in but still, wow.
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Aug 3, 2012 18:46
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Now I want to see a game where npcs can pick up environmental objects and use them as weapons, glitch out and have someone pull out their own skeleton to beat you with.
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Aug 3, 2012 21:47
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Cleretic posted:What causes the Louis Letrush glitches, anyway? It's only ever him, so I'm guessing it's something about his scripting or reference ID, but it's just so weird. It seems pretty reliable too. Just did the Louis Letrush quest and when I went back to Whiterun there he was, half-stuck in the ground. Seems to take a while for him to clone himself though, it's been at least an ingame month and he's only cloned once so far.
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Aug 3, 2012 22:03
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FoxxorTheRed posted:I always thought this one was pretty funny. The glitch from the intro of New Vegas: I think I can say with some assurance that she has not gotten all her faculties back.
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Aug 3, 2012 22:13
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Christoph posted:Skyrim's Louis Letrush doesn't just perform mitosis. I love how even the bear seems a little taken aback.
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Cleretic posted:What causes the Louis Letrush glitches, anyway? It's only ever him, so I'm guessing it's something about his scripting or reference ID, but it's just so weird. Near as anyone in the old Skyrim threads could tell, Lotus is unique in that there are many different versions of him in the game code. Most NPCs are just a single, persistent person, but to ensure Lotus behaves the way the developers want him to, different versions of Lotus spawn in different places depending on what you do. The problem is that the game's engine is absolutely not designed to treat characters this way. Having more than one Lotus in memory confuses the hell out of it when it then tries to treat him like any other completely-persistent NPC. The most common glitch is that the game will somehow forget to despawn one version of Lotus when you're done with it, so you can end up with multiples of him in your world.
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