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dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
No man, that's just the Rainbow Road map.

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dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

TheRagamuffin posted:

So the secret is just to park like Ace Ventura? Awesome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7Dcaw2UIJI

Like a glove.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
That has to be Skyrim.

Skyrim is the best.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
That was a bad episode, I remember that.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
poo poo son, now I gotta reinstall my Silent Hunter collection.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

haveblue posted:

That was the same bug Myth 2 had- it would delete the directory containing the game directory. If you put it in /games, there go all your games. If you put it at the root level, welp.

Same but with EVE. A long time ago, after a patch the game was supposed to delete its own boot.ini file before it installed a new one. Well, it did that--except depending on how you installed the game, it instead deleted the windows boot.ini file.

So as you can imagine, after you reboot your computer you got a nice surprise. :ccp:

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

The end of this needs a [DESIRE TO HELP INTENSIFIES] or something.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Please tell me that spaceship gif is from Star Citizen. It would only be so fitting.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
The theme song from Coach was a nice touch.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
CK2 is a loving treasure to read about and I am ashamed of myself for having never played it.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
I guess it isn’t a glitch but along those lines when you level up sneak to 100 and have the nightingale armor, plus Mehrune’s Razor, you can just crouch (often even in front of enemies), positon yourself to backstab, and instakill. To include Alduin.

Really made that playthrough the easiest thing.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Uh, technically all chaps are assless!

:goonsay:

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Please post more NPCs being where they shouldn't videos.

Anyone have that mystery drama game where the dude just starts dancing like he's about to gently caress in the middle of the club grinding his dick and all that?

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Wasabi the J posted:

Who gives a poo poo about WWE when there's AEW

:hmmyes:

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
I keep imagining a deer at the pulpit like it’s some Bojack Horseman episode.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
What game is that?

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
I am in the mood for the video of that crime game where the dude just starts doing this sexy grind up and down during the convo.

What was that? The art is very rotoscoped and the game I thought was serious.

Hopefully the following emotes help:
:slick::sotw::pgabz:

dialhforhero has a new favorite as of 14:58 on May 2, 2020

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Halo was and is never that good. It was just the only decent FPS on a console for a while.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
I always hated the shoulder buttons on the PS controllers. I am pretty sure my hands are normal size but the r2/l2 buttons never feel very natural and I always use my index fingers to push them unless they are combined with r1/l1.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
I don’t know. When I grab a PS controller I feel like it was designed to have your ring and pinky on the handles with your middle on the r2 and l2 and index on r1 and l1.
I say that because of how short the handles are in comparison to the Xbox controller or Gamecube even.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Fighting games.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
I can only assume that wild physics like that is a result of the limited calculations the computer can make with regards to kinetic energy and energy transfer. At some point it isn’t coded to transfer any/enough/all energy from on thing to the other (like the ground or tree) on top of the fact that there isn’t an energy loss equation built in so then the physics calculations become an echo chamber and maybe become exponentially worse until a 20 ton truck flops around like a feather and bounces off of trees.

No?

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Sounds like neural nets are a lot like children.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Pretty good posted:

I haven't played cod since MW2 but if I can be a double-jointed technoviking in the new one then maybe it's worth a look

At least it is largely free and not as bad pay2win like Planetside.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
If you want good gear and guns you either grind unbelievably or you do those micro transactions basically.

At least, that was how it was before. It went beyond cosmetics iirc.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
I don’t blame Superman for not wanting to get shot in the dick either.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

RandomFerret posted:

Seattle's mascot according to EA:



If I could bring.... Propane to his wooooorld.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Post poste posted:

That's usually what you get.
Sometimes it's not even the current version of the script.

:hmmyes:

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Scientists and philosophers DID say we have a 50/50 chance now of being in a simulation recently.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
do you think the uncircumcised penis gets cheese haha i wonder what it smells like haha

E:fb

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Is it me or is Cyberpunk 2077 really just a heavily modded GTA V?

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
It just doesn't look anything different from action/adventure games like GTA or Arkham, etc. Particularly when vehicles are involved. Like, every vehicle video I have seen looks almost indistinguishable from GTA.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

I think I'm actually pissed this didn't have the Skyrim fade in on it.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
https://youtu.be/QEzhxP-pdos

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
So I played that video and the first three seconds he says “Hey everyone, my name is Tomato Anus, also known as DongusMinimus...” in a completely straight tone.

Is this a joke video or?

I mean those are great usernames but I am having a hard time parsing the comedy vs tone.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

GyverMac posted:

That ladder is just going to town on that poor man

That is WWE Wrestler Seth Rollins and what you are seeing is a depiction of his actual career in the past 5 years.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Being able to yaw a car in mid air is a nice touch.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
My favorite is the Zutaten. Are the ingredients coins and feathers or a shield and feathers AND coins?

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

TooMuchAbstraction posted:

I don't know that this is my favorite game glitch, but it sure was a weird one.

https://i.imgur.com/82Y1b8d.mp4

Finally got it sorted out today after like 4-6 hours of debugging, thanks to a chance comment by fellow indie dev StealthyMoose.

Are you working with Game-Labs to develop Ultimate Admiral: Dreadnoughts?

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dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Desynchronized? More like dematerialized.

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