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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Charley's...horse?

That's terrible.

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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Fun With Fences, presented by Helixsnake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pGtU9Z7fKI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkQWNF0jyq0

He also streamed Skate 3 for three hours yesterday.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Related video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-lO3icB2WM

synthetik posted:

The most ridiculous patch notes from 10 years of Dwarf Fortress

My favorite:

* Cats dying for no reason - alcohol poisoning?
That one was eventually explained. Cats lick themselves clean, and thus were counted as "consuming" puddles of whatever they had stepped in.

Golden list, though.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Makes sense that being a demon wouldn't necessarily bar you from nobility and/or ambassadorship, but mmmmmaybe the psychopathic need to destroy all signs of civilization should at least lower your chances.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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I hadn't noticed until now: demon of lies? Now that is an embarrassing bug.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Huh, technically she (?) says that "they say" a demon is so plotting. I guess we don't have enough information to determine if that's a lie or not.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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I'm the guy holding the sign saying "WHAT?"

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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I also laughed pretty good when the boat made its first appearance.

Pomp posted:

the guy who posted this is the most terrifying western Sol Badguy i've ever played against, thanks for reading.

You're honestly welcome: reading that made me laugh too.

I may just have a low amusement threshold, making this an ideal thread for me.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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GWBBQ posted:

PYF Funniest Game Glitch: You Defecated. You Defecated. You Defecated.

I appreciated that the notifications made their own endless brown river down the center of the screen.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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I guess it's better off fixed, but I was pretty amused at the glitch thread itself causing glitches.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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...I know horses can get court positions, but don't they have zeroed stats or something? How can they attempt plots? And partially succeed at them??

e: actually, my number one question is what that courtier did to piss the horse off

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Wouldn't he have appreciated that, culturally speaking?

Maybe the horse wanted the courtier's position, and it's just a case of unbridled ambition.

e: of course some horses just want to watch the world burn so maybe he simply wanted to stirrup trouble

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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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I'm no Spengler but I think that water may be haunted.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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We Know Catheters posted:

I've been replaying F.E.A.R. and the physics are amazing

https://www.instagram.com/p/BPB4COSBz0N/

Do NOT answer that.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Lime Tonics posted:

Ghost Recon: Wildlands beta shaping up to be GOTY on release,

http://i.imgur.com/V3AfIvV.gifv

"OH YOU hosed UP NOW"

I love the small touch of Bandana-Bro booking it the hell out of there.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Uh, you mean the driver's side? Didn't need to look too close to know someone got in there too, thanks. :fsmug:

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Agents are GO! posted:

Well I have something to contribute, after I finally found a copy of this video I made on the PS3 version of Skyrim over 4 years ago!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2N0SxDre68

Basically, I managed to aggro my own housecarl at Honeyside by killing one of my own chickens. I got hit right as I went out the back door, and when I came back there was a mysterious floating blood-ball. I've never been able to recreate the glitch, but it was kinda cool-looking.

I think you could make a pretty okay creepypasta based on this.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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I can't tell: is that good or bad trigger discipline?

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Metal Geir Skogul posted:

My Lord, I've uncovered a plot by Metal Geir Skogul to play Crusader Kings 2!

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Space Station 13.

It makes perfect sense. You see, when characters turned invisible, sound waves couldn't see them. :engleft:

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Dwarf Fortress has progressed to having good AI bugs as well, such as:

https://twitter.com/TheStrangeLog/status/859461883258122240


No idea what this one's from, though.
https://twitter.com/TheStrangeLog/status/856924725284569088

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Robhol posted:

Pretty sure that one is Crusader Kings II.

Broken Cog posted:

I love how easy it is to recognise CK2 logs.

Why are there immortal people in Crusader Kings 2?

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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As I understand it, that is actually how Goat Simulator was made: every "bug" or "glitch" with the least comedic potential was named a feature, frequently leading to something being added to the game-world so the player could trigger it more easily or have a quest to unlock it.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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If run for long enough, a system will eventually experience every possible state, including ones of catastrophic failure. This happens even for space shuttles, where no parts of the system are intelligent agents actively motivated to seek out catastrophe.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Nordick posted:

Poor Roach, thought of trees and tried.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Grey Fox posted:

It's like they finally decided to lean in hard with the glitchiness since that's what the WWE games are known for, primarily.

Ah, the Goat Simulator school of game design.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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They say that hippos are the deadliest animal in Africa. But they also say that the deadliest animal is man.

GENTLEMEN!

BEHOLD!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytCvC0-7pEc

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Powaqoatse posted:

those hippos seem quite pedestrian imo

Oh, well done. :golfclap:

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Solice Kirsk posted:

Is...is that the new Assassins Creed? Looks like they went full Witcher on it. Any good?

Seems pretty good, yeah.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rjYXEYpuDo

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Zero One posted:

quote:

- The AI has finally come to the realization that it is allowed to invite its own vassals and courtiers to plots, not just the vassals and courtiers of the target

Do you want Roger a Muirebes? Because that's how you get Roger a Muirebes.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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The classic glitch, like you've never seen it before...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVEnrJeHtOs&t=50s

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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That's it? No hyper-realistic blood or messages from a dead girlfriend?

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Who What Now posted:

Red Dead Redemption would sometimes have the opposite problem, humans spawning with animal skeletons.

It was the models that would go wrong, not the skeleton.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFoMvLmfFEY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IrYfrOiCrY

But, perhaps since animals were more common in the game, it was usually the other way around.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI9ZgzxIfOM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTaihZql-74

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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Forgot my favorite:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vavUXJXV7ec

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Regular Nintendo posted:

According to a former coworker who used to work at rockstar this only happened when the game ran for like 10+ hours and they knew about it, it was just such an edge case they didn't bother with a fix

God bless us, every one.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Never trust any guy who says they don't know who John Candy is.

E: gently caress it, still funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjhHVApCkuw

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Poor freckles, dreamt of the limitless blue sky and died.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQfvPL3CaOw&t=19s

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nSoiK-igWo

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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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In Fallout: New Vegas, some fella runs the console commands player.kill and player.resurrect at the same time.

You can probably believe what happens next, but I doubt you will predict it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lqMTRz0v5g

e:(no preview so you get the fun of guessing)

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