PYF Game Glitch: I HAVE NO GREETING

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kinmik: Jul 17, 2011; Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.

I've always liked this little compilation of glitches that the creator experienced while making a music video of Assassin's Creed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k3F2ivYhy4&t=66s

I've also personally encountered the multiplying rooftop guard in the second game, as seen here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K20V7xZ8Go8

kinmik has a new favorite as of 23:57 on Jul 25, 2012

# ¿ Jul 25, 2012 23:34

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# ¿ May 7, 2024 03:48

kinmik: Jul 17, 2011; Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.

The Aphasian posted:

most of the glitches are amusing.

Twice I was literally stuck between a tree and a hard place, just looping the jumping/falling animation ad infinitum. Three times I analyzed a clue left by an animal and Connor froze while apparently suffering a seizure. I had to leave the Animus to fix it.

Although, yes, there's the floating weapons and the occasional flying puma and there was one instance in Revelations that I also experienced in III that I'm not sure is an actual physics bug or if the devs were having fun where I shot an enemy and their weapon went flying three stories into the air and that was fun to watch.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2012 16:31

kinmik: Jul 17, 2011; Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.

I did the exact same thing. I finished the game already, but now the patch update is making me want to play it all over again to see if it's any less aggravating. drat it, Ubi.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2012 22:58

kinmik: Jul 17, 2011; Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.

I don't even know what this is from, but I think it's pretty great.

# ¿ Aug 16, 2013 19:34

kinmik: Jul 17, 2011; Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.

I tried finding it, or at least the one with Haytham with no luck, but have you seen Altair's crazy psycho smile? :stare:

_{_{_{It's not really a glitch, but I've caught tiny glimpses while playing and didn't know what to believe}}}

# ¿ Dec 27, 2013 23:29

kinmik: Jul 17, 2011; Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.

RatHat posted:

Assassin's Creed 4 has a similar glitch.

Stolen from the Ass4 thread.

GuardianOfAsgaard posted:

Oh god Edward what is wrong with your teeth!?

As far as AC glitches I've encountered personally, I've had the endlessly multiplying rooftop guard in Brotherhood (I think I may have mentioned it in this thread before), and a body skidding around crazily on the ground which had me in tears in Black Flag. There's also some pictures I took from the Tyranny of King Washington that I have to upload later.

# ¿ Dec 28, 2013 23:43

kinmik: Jul 17, 2011; Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.

sticklefifer posted:

Make sure you do the Homestead missions in AC3 when you get to them. They're optional but they add way more characterization to Connor and flesh out the game world itself. 3 was a good game, it just took way too long to get going and as a result most people skipped the really fun optional poo poo.

This man speaks truth. 3 gets a lot of undeserved hate, simply because many of the players played the first two hours, decided it was too slow for their liking and gave up, or just tried to get through it for the sake of doing it. There's pith there, it just takes a while to get to it. :smith:

# ¿ Jan 6, 2014 05:29

kinmik: Jul 17, 2011; Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.

I'm looking for a youtube clip from one of the Spider-man games. It's not really a glitch, but the player didn't hit a QTE button and the end result was Spidey faceplanting on the ground and the building exploding. Help a goon out?

# ¿ Mar 2, 2014 04:08

kinmik: Jul 17, 2011; Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.

From AssCreed 3's DLC.

And then this...rather unsettling one from a while back of Ni no Kuni.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYV0bfqcR1c
I took out the audio because we were falling on our asses with laughter and sounding like idiots.

# ¿ Apr 20, 2014 06:03

kinmik: Jul 17, 2011; Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.

Snake? Snake!

SNNAAAAAAAKE!

# ¿ Jul 19, 2014 03:35

kinmik: Jul 17, 2011; Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.

More of a mod than a glitch but goddamn... :stare:

# ¿ Aug 12, 2014 00:09

kinmik: Jul 17, 2011; Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.

Kennel posted:

From the Steam thread (Assassin's Creed: Unity)

Stolen from this thread, I think.

# ¿ Nov 12, 2014 01:15

kinmik: Jul 17, 2011; Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.

Watched that last night and lost it when the eyes started blinking. Legit the worst thing I've seen in that playthrough.
http://youtu.be/cpyu7C1HesM?t=6m25s

# ¿ Dec 15, 2014 17:08

kinmik: Jul 17, 2011; Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.

Crossposting from the AssCreed thread:
I guess now's as good a time as any to share my small collection of Rogue glitches. Apologies for pictures of a television screen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXwB1BBnwk4

Shay's slightly disapproving thousand yard stare makes this for me.

Playing through Black Flag again when I board a Hunter ship from an awkward angle. I notice as I'm fighting them that both they and the ship are slipping away from under me. Eventually I'm pushed overboard, floundering in the water, and helplessly watching the Jackdaw sail slowly away, all the while towing the Hunters behind it. The Jackdaw then sails through an islet, beaching the passenger ship at an angle and dumping her crew. I swim closer and I'm teleported to the takeover screen, still askew.

Ubi what

# ¿ Dec 19, 2014 23:33

kinmik: Jul 17, 2011; Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.

Hey, combo.

Haruharuharuko posted:

# ¿ Dec 30, 2014 02:27

kinmik: Jul 17, 2011; Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
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sick trigger posted:

only good witcher 3 gif:

"When ya gotta go, ya gotta go."

# ¿ Jun 1, 2015 13:37

kinmik: Jul 17, 2011; Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
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Jibo posted:

Those credits.

Dat skybox.

# ¿ Jun 26, 2015 21:31

kinmik: Jul 17, 2011; Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.

synthetik posted:

"When u late 4 class and you make it to ur seat just in time for roll call."

# ¿ Aug 5, 2015 04:28

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# ¿ May 7, 2024 03:48

kinmik: Jul 17, 2011; Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.

Mad Max

"Happy Hour"

# ¿ Sep 8, 2015 14:22

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