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Sulecrist
Apr 5, 2007

Better tear off this bar association logo.

WAR FOOT posted:



I'm a political cartoonist by trade.

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OB_Juan
Nov 24, 2004

Not every day is a good day.


Dinosaur Gum

WAR FOOT posted:



I'm a political cartoonist by trade.

If it's a political cartoon, it's missing something:



Phyresis calm the gently caress down dude, don't let the rules/players/posters get you down...

Warhammer 40k: BROKEN LOOSE means UNBOUND!!!

PierreTheMime
Dec 9, 2004

Hero of hormagaunts everywhere!
Buglord

WAR FOOT posted:



I'm a political cartoonist by trade.

It's incisive commentary!

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...

OB_Juan posted:

If it's a political cartoon, it's missing something:



Phyresis calm the gently caress down dude, don't let the rules/players/posters get you down...

Warhammer 40k: BROKEN LOOSE means UNBOUND!!!

the debt we're in after buying warhammer amirite guys

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!
An honest question; are we just better off adopting the Warpath rules from Mantic?

They are free.

http://www.manticgames.com/free-rules.html

Phyresis
Nov 2, 2004

I can't sleep, I hope I stay awake

Cause I've been running, running, running all day

Long nights, no peace

I feel like everybody's eyes on me
barf everywhere, everything just covered in poo poo. u thought it was nurgle

but ur wrong

it's tzeentch

Kaysette
Jan 5, 2009

~*Boston makes me*~
~*feel good*~

:wrongcity:

Indolent Bastard posted:

An honest question; are we just better off adopting the Warpath rules from Mantic?

They are free.

http://www.manticgames.com/free-rules.html

I haven't played with them, but I'm not sure how I feel about the activation phase. Getting hosed out of a critical flank or charge for no good reason before the movement phase seems really frustrating.

Can anyone who has played it explain if this slows things down or creates frustration?

AbusePuppy
Nov 1, 2012

BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!!! so far.

Phyresis posted:

no seriously you are real loving dumb about forgeworld, you just loving ignore the fact that the armies you play are way, way better than the lovely Codexes and then complain about forgeworld because you don't play Imps. that is really loving dumb and i laugh every time you talk about forgeworld

FORGEWORLD!!!! :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh:

Sure mang, I would love to hear you lecture me about 40k nerdrage. That would be super-meaningful.

Phyresis
Nov 2, 2004

I can't sleep, I hope I stay awake

Cause I've been running, running, running all day

Long nights, no peace

I feel like everybody's eyes on me
FORGEWORLD!!!! :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh:

panascope
Mar 26, 2005

posting on the last page of this thread to say im gay

OB_Juan
Nov 24, 2004

Not every day is a good day.


Dinosaur Gum
If this is to be the last page, there is only one way to end it.



It's the Legion Vomartes.

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

LabiaBadgerTickler
Feb 12, 2014

by Ralp

Phyresis posted:

FORGEWORLD!!!! :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh:

Think I'll just collect a 30k army.

Phyresis
Nov 2, 2004

I can't sleep, I hope I stay awake

Cause I've been running, running, running all day

Long nights, no peace

I feel like everybody's eyes on me
Warhammer 40,000 The 7th - A Bad Edition Of A Bad Game For Bad People

xtothez
Jan 4, 2004


College Slice















PierreTheMime
Dec 9, 2004

Hero of hormagaunts everywhere!
Buglord
Gonna post the OP to the 7th Edition thread soon. Gonna mostly be a copy of the 6th Edition thread with some slight edits.

much like the new rulebook lol

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
The first thing I do before the game even starts is Male Gaze the poo poo out of my opponent.

Panzeh
Nov 27, 2006

"..The high ground"

Indolent Bastard posted:

An honest question; are we just better off adopting the Warpath rules from Mantic?

They are free.

http://www.manticgames.com/free-rules.html

Warpath is due to get a revision sometime soon so i'd hold up on it.

Daedleh
Aug 25, 2008

What shall we do with a catnipped kitty?

Kaysette posted:

I haven't played with them, but I'm not sure how I feel about the activation phase. Getting hosed out of a critical flank or charge for no good reason before the movement phase seems really frustrating.

Can anyone who has played it explain if this slows things down or creates frustration?

Slows things down. The failed activations = do nothing is incredibly frustrating.

Let me know what you think of this:
http://www.scribd.com/doc/225133627/Warpath-2-5

Phyresis
Nov 2, 2004

I can't sleep, I hope I stay awake

Cause I've been running, running, running all day

Long nights, no peace

I feel like everybody's eyes on me
Never forget that you have a terrible hobby filled with terrible people.

AbusePuppy
Nov 1, 2012

BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!!! so far.

The last row of Vomitmarines isn't the same as the others. This offends me.

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
I've got two forgeworld vanquisher turrets, five loving contemptors, a sicaran battle tank, a caestus, a bunch of dkk... oh god

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




Kaysette posted:

I haven't played with them, but I'm not sure how I feel about the activation phase. Getting hosed out of a critical flank or charge for no good reason before the movement phase seems really frustrating.

Can anyone who has played it explain if this slows things down or creates frustration?

The Warpath 3.0 beta rules are due in August when all the Deadzone backers get a copy to test out, it's supposed to be a significant rejig, but whether or not it's an improvement is up for us to find out.

Otherwise there's the 2.5 ones Daedleh has.

Hencoe
Sep 4, 2012

MY LIFE GOAL IS TO STICK A FLESHLIGHT INTO THE END OF A HOWITZER AND FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF IT
RIP
kinda surprised :vomitmarine: isnt a thing yet

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

PierreTheMime posted:

Gonna post the OP to the 7th Edition thread soon. Gonna mostly be a copy of the 6th Edition thread with some slight edits.

much like the new rulebook lol

Edits for the new OP.

Miniwargaming doesn't carry GW stuff anymore.

But you can add http://www.heavysupport.com/ and http://www.meeplemart.com/ as Canadian sources of 40K stuff at a discount.

(I'd also lose the links to books and just point to the 40K novels thread and lose the modeling stuff and point to the painting and modeling thread.)

OB_Juan
Nov 24, 2004

Not every day is a good day.


Dinosaur Gum

Phyresis posted:

Never forget that you have a terrible hobby filled with terrible people.

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




Winson, it is time for you to perform your charge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h67JpMyrOVE

ThNextGreenLantern
Feb 13, 2012
This thread deserves sweet, sweet Exterminatus.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

ThNextGreenLantern posted:

This thread edition deserves sweet, sweet Exterminatus.

I really am curious how this edition will fare. It will sell, but will it hit the targets that GW set? Will they not make their projected sales and have their "Flagship Product" fail to perform for (possibly) the first time? It won't scuttle GW, but I do wonder what the next quarterly (or annual) report will look like?

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007



_YES

AndyElusive fucked around with this message at 15:35 on May 23, 2014

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!
This feels so anti-climactic now.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Is assault still hosed?

Dagon
Apr 16, 2003


Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Is assault still hosed?

p much

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Is assault still hosed?

Early reports state that Assault is unchanged.

This is 6th edition with a Magic phase and some FAQs rolled in.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011
in before the lock

krushgroove
Oct 23, 2007

Disapproving look
Methinks my group will just use the homebrew addition we had for consolidating into a new assault (and no, they won't allow a single unit to rampage through an entire rear guard in a turn - limit of 1 extra assault per turn for each unit)

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Great. I guess I have to wait another two years to hope that my Orks can actually be Orks.

MasterSlowPoke
Oct 9, 2005

Our courage will pull us through

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Is assault still hosed?

Difficult Terrain is just -2" now
Challenges now overflow wounds
Smash is neutered, a little too much
Walkers are kings of close combat again

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ijyt
Apr 10, 2012

Does the new rulebook come with Escalation and Stronghold Assault included?

e: not that I'll be buying it.

e2: also the vomitmarines on the Awful app with .gif disabled makes scrolling take a good 2 minutes.

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