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namlosh
Feb 11, 2014

I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".

OwlFancier posted:

Using a teletype machine to receive artisanally produced ascii dick pics.

Hmm, I wonder what the word would be for ascii art before the invention of ascii.

Probably teletype art, thinking about it.

EBCDIC dicks

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ishikabibble
Jan 21, 2012

Collateral Damage posted:

"Typewriter art" is a term I've seen used.

https://www.themarginalian.org/2014/05/23/typewriter-art-laurence-king/

Yeah. As long as the typewriter has been a thing pretty much people have thought to use it to make silly pictures.

Charles Ford
Nov 27, 2004

The Earth is a farm. We are someone else’s Ford Focus.

Collateral Damage posted:

56k, luxury!

I started out with a 2400bps modem. Downloading at a whopping 0.25 kb/s

56k was the only phone modem we ever had as my dad didn't want to pay an ISP, so we didn't have home internet until I started University, and he knew the uni I went to had a pool of like six modems for the students and staff to dial into. We used that for like six months before we just switched to Freeserve, which was a significantly better ISP than a university.

I did have a few internet experiences before that though, since the reason he knew anything about the Uni having those modems was because he worked in their business park (previously, he was actually an employee, but a UK tax rule changed so the Uni would actually need to pay tax on their previously very profitable wholly owned businesses, so his work was quickly spun off but they remained in the same office). Their business park had fibre lines run from the Uni's big fibre pipe, so in the early '90s when my dad had to work weekends I'd sometimes join him and enjoy some Windows 3.1 high speed surfing.

I did experience incredibly slow speeds though, as by 2000 I'd decided mobile internet was obviously the future and I was determined to live in that future even if nobody else had caught up, so despite being at Uni and having no income I managed to get an O2 contract (thanks to my parents) with a Motorola Timeport L7089 with the data set up, offering a whopping 9.6kbps of internet. I used this with an HP 320LX which came with Windows CE 1.0, but there was a free upgrade if you sent back a registration card included in the box. This in turn caused them to physically ship you a Windows CE 2.0 ROM card which replaced the already installed one in a little bay on the bottom of the device. Mildly neat also was that it included AA rechargeables and would charge them if you used the provided PSU, but if you ran out of power, you could swap it out for plain old AAs until you were able to get back to your charger (a few PDAs were like this, back in the day).

Also it was pre-Bluetooth so to get that 9600kbps you had to align the IR port on the PDA with the IR port on the phone. Even back then with Web 1.0, stuff barely worked on "Pocket IE". The picture is my actual devices, they both still work, though I'm not sure the phone could still do data (the phone and SMS parts are fine if you stick a SIM in it. Battery's incredibly dead, though)

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stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020
I really like the old PDA super wide keyboard layout. I wish they sell phone keyboard accessories in that shape so you can drop a phone on it. Phones nowadays all come in that super wide aspect ratio. The important part is the keyboard case needs to have a hard hinge so you can freely adjust the angle like a laptop.

Shit Fuckasaurus
Oct 14, 2005

i think right angles might be an abomination against nature you guys
Lipstick Apathy

Nocheez posted:

Another Tax memory! He pulled a report showing what browsers were being used in like 2003 or 4. Then he banned the only person using WebTV because "wtf"

It was mean, but oh did I find it funny at the time.

This also happened to the user browsing via the Dreamcast browser. And we are all lesser for it.

Tankakern
Jul 25, 2007

didnt jeffrey unban those

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Tankakern posted:

didnt jeffrey unban those

I'm imagining a goon turning on his WebTV one day, refreshing SA just for kicks and seeing that he's unbanned.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


I believe that turned out to be a joke.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

I've always wondered if the WebTV goon was actually using a WebTV or had just changed their user agent string to the silliest thing they could think of.

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

I always assume Lowtax made it up like he did pretty much everything else.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Sweevo posted:

I always assume Lowtax made it up like he did pretty much everything else.

he didn't lie about all the goldbelly.

empty baggie
Oct 22, 2003

It was Radium who claimed to have banned the webTV guy, not LT.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Not anymore reliable than the taxman though.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Nocheez posted:

Rightfully so. All catchphrases get worn out and annoying in a very short amount of time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8flLpb3zXA&t=296s

Weatherman has a new favorite as of 05:58 on Mar 11, 2024

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~


haw, I had that exact same modem. It maxed out at 26.4 thanks to lovely rural copper

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

haw, I had that exact same modem. It maxed out at 26.4 thanks to lovely rural copper

I got one for free at work as a spiff because they wanted us to push v.90 after X2 failed to do anything. It was pretty sweet.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/americanrails/status/1766930818935496744?s=20

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

VIA in Canada still has cars like this in service on their long-distance trains and they’re absolutely gorgeous to sit and watch the world go by in.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

I remember riding on that train back in the '60s.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Those ones with the observation blisters on top look lush too. Would love to ride on one of those.

Varance
Oct 28, 2004

Ladies, hide your footwear!
Nap Ghost

Arivia posted:

VIA in Canada still has cars like this in service on their long-distance trains and they’re absolutely gorgeous to sit and watch the world go by in.

They're also predictably falling apart from regular transcontinental use.

https://montreal.ctvnews.ca/via-rail-says-its-passenger-trains-are-past-their-prime-calls-on-ottawa-to-replace-the-fleet-1.6779722

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

IIRC Switzerland has a good number of sightseeing cars with huge windows on the more touristy lines. If it wasn't so stupidly expensive there* I'd be really tempted to go tour Switzerland by train. :)


* Even by Norwegian standards

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no
The US has a line called Rocky Mountaineer which has similar cars.

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

Can't wait for landlords to install solar and simply charge us "fair market rate" for their own electricity.

e: wrong thread, but still, dollar to donuts something like this eventually happens

Dicty Bojangles
Apr 14, 2001

WithoutTheFezOn posted:

The US has a line called Rocky Mountaineer which has similar cars.

I’ve taken it several times in both directions from Colo to Cali, highly recommend.

E: sorry mixed up with the Amtrak California Zephyr. n/m I can’t speak for the Rocky Mountaineer but I’m sure it’s equally enjoyable.

Dicty Bojangles has a new favorite as of 21:13 on Mar 11, 2024

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Hmm, maybe I'll hold off on that trip from Sarnia to Halifax...

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/SarahjevsEvans/status/1769264531929178391?s=20

Randalor
Sep 4, 2011




Even in the early 1900's, people were taking selfish to show baby's got back.

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020
She should use the camera to cover her face and show her ankles.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
:pirate:

https://twitter.com/depthsofwiki/status/1769857797758345609?s=20

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
And yet no Jazz and Conversation, from the foot of Mt. Belzoni?

Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org
Take that, Paris.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Hell yeah

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
This one's not as entertaining as the 56k modem one:

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7345139906731150597

but it did result in this reply:

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
I don't know how I've never heard of this instrument.

https://twitter.com/Komaniecki_R/status/1770170462028357991?s=20

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Dick Trauma posted:

I don't know how I've never heard of this instrument.

https://twitter.com/Komaniecki_R/status/1770170462028357991?s=20

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tQQEChMq1A&t=86s

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

That's so cool! And it led me to this instrument, the 1938 Novachord: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMEuibX4c04

EDIT: Don't miss the scandalous and revealing TUBE SHOT.

EDIT 2: And that led me to this mind-bending demonstration of how pipe-organs work. I love them but had no idea that organists were playing along with their feet! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzK-tYFGQx4

Dick Trauma has a new favorite as of 03:45 on Mar 20, 2024

Dicty Bojangles
Apr 14, 2001

My grandmother was a piano teacher her whole life and slipped on spilled oil at an Aramco gas station in the 70’s, breaking both her forearms. Aramco settled and paid for her recovery plus damages, and she took the extra money to buy herself a full-size pipe organ, which had always been her dream. In order to house the organ in playable state she had to convert her attached garage into a second den - the organ den - where she practiced organ the rest of her life until she had to move to a nursing home in her 80’s due to dementia. Until her death at 97 she could still play Bach études when we walked her to the upright piano in the hallway outside her shared room at the home, although she had long forgotten our names and faces.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

Dick Trauma posted:

I don't know how I've never heard of this instrument.

https://twitter.com/Komaniecki_R/status/1770170462028357991?s=20

It sounds like the music from the awesome game Fez.

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Dick Trauma posted:

That's so cool! And it led me to this instrument, the 1938 Novachord: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMEuibX4c04

this is really cool, all that early hand wired stuff, good lord.

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