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SLFC 53: Weedman vs. Garrett : Now, that time has come for all of you to pay. Everyone will pay. : Oh, Smasher, you're back!: Yes. But before I reveal my darker purpose, Yoshida, the prelims if you would.: Sure thing!PRELIM Light Heavyweight Bout: Sergei Dragunov [FGC] (1-5) vs. Dankwart Rustow [NHC] (3-5)  : First, Sergei Dragunov just kind of dominated Dankwart Rustow, both standing and on the ground. It was VERY confusing! : It was, not, however, exciting.Official Decision: Sergei Dragunov def. Dankwart Rustow by Uni. Decision (30-27, 30-27, 30-27)  PRELIM Middleweight Bout: Axl Rose [ROCK] (2-6) vs. Basher Nanaimo [FITCH] (5-5)  : Then Basher Nanaimo had to fight someone, because he's been on ice for too long, so Axl Rose was offered as a living sacrifice. Official Decision: Basher Nanaimo def. Axl Rose by Submission (armbar) (4:39, Round 1)  : So that was the prelims. So, Smasher, how have you been? The strike's over?: The strike was a ruse. I needed you all to just assume I didn't want to go through the effort of making these updates so that I could have a freer hand. Yoshida, I have found a device that will solve all of my SLFC-related problems. Behold, the Sphere of Judgment! A device of my own invention designed to ensure that my days of carefully recapping fights is at an end. Would you like to see how it functions?: Smasher, I don't know about this.: Oh, Yoshida, look now! Behold the glorious future!Featherweight Bout: Hiroshi Tsukuba [TAC] (0-0) vs. Keith Lee [HK] (0-0)  Official Decision: Hiroshi Tsukuba def. Keith Lee by KO (Backfist) (2:06, Round 1) Middleweight Bout: Nicolas St. DuBois [BUN] (1-1) vs. e.e. Cummings [NHC] (6-4)  Official Decision: Nicolas St. DuBois def. e.e. Cummings by KO (Kick) (1:00, Round 1) : Yes, commentary is no longer necessary when every fight ends in the immediate destruction of one of the fighters!: Smasher, this is wrong!: Is it? BEHOLD MY POWER!Light Heavyweight Bout: Jaxon Penn [BUN] (1-1) vs. Jon Moxley [RBRCC] (6-5)  Official Decision: Jon Moxley def. Jaxon Penn by KO (Punch) (0:18, Round 1) Welterweight Bout: Jim Crud Jr. [BUN] (1-1) vs. Walter Siegmeister [NHC] (1-2)    Official Decision: Jim Crud Jr. def. Walter Siegmeister by TKO (Strikes) (2:12, Round 1) : Smasher, you need to stop!: Oh, is your concern that all of these fights ending in quick knockouts ruins the 'mixed' aspect of mixed martial arts? No worries, the Sphere has many powers!Middleweight Bout: Blue Mary [FGC] (6-2) vs. Reviewbrah Jones [HK] (2-1)  Official Decision: Blue Mary def. Reviewbrah Jones by Submission (RNC) (2:35, Round 1) Welterweight Bout: Leonardo Serra [MSNT] (7-5) vs. Homer Stille Cummings [NHC] (5-4)  Official Decision: Leonardo Serra def. Homer Stille Cummings by Submission (arm triangle) (3:14, Round 1) : YES! Finally, freedom. I will be free. I...the sphere appears to be smoking.: I think you might be overusing it. Which I means that I guess we'll have to do the main event normally.Light Heavyweight Championship Bout: Avery Weedman [MSNT] (11-1) vs. T.J. Garrett [FGC] (2-0)  Round 1 : Like hell we will. Let just open this up and fix it. Let's try to flip ICX to AUX. : That didn't work. Let me reset the distributor panel. : Ah, perfect!  : drat it. Let's call the round here so I can have a minute to fix this.Round 2 : Well, it looks like, despite Smasher's best efforts, we're going to have a fair fight after all.: Wait, here we go. This should fix it. : VICTORY!Official Decision: Avery Weedman def. T.J. Garrett by KO (Punch) (1:19, Round 2) Your winner and STILL the FIFTH Light Heavyweight Champion: Avery Weedman!   Fighter Points FGC: 12 points NHC: 4 points FITCH: 2 points ROCK: 1 point Tachibana: 2 points Cooking School: 2 points Buntsville: 5 points MSNT: 13 points Upgrade Post MAKE ME MORE FIGHTERS! BRING MORE PEOPLE INTO THE SLFC! I DEMAND VALIDATION! Upcoming Cards SLFC 54: Drago vs. Slab FS Drago [MSNT] vs. Slab [FITCH] For the Heavyweight Championship John Carlton [FGC] vs. Petey Williams [CAN] Middleweight Bout Gat [D-KEN] vs. Michael Bolton [ROCK] Heavyweight Bout Ezekiel Jackson [RBRCC] vs. STORG [D-KEN] Heavyweight Bout Jimmy Hayato [BUN] vs. Joji Yuki [TAC] Lightweight Bout Kaphwan Kim [FGC] vs. Adrian Neville [BUN] Middleweight Bout PRELIMS Badland Chugs Jr. [HK] vs. Johnny Devine [CAN] Heavyweight Bout Vince Neil [ROCK] vs. Fry Baker [HK] Light Heavyweight Bout SLFC 55: O'Rae vs. Steiner 3 Terry O'Rae [FITCH] vs. George Steiner [RCH] For the Welterweight Championship Juan Villa [RCH] vs. Keith Lee [HK] Super Heavyweight Bout Mazus [D-KEN] vs. Magnus Barefoot [NHC] Featherweight Bout Ivan Orloff [BUN] vs. William Regal [RBRCC] Heavyweight Bout Sakura Kasugano [FGC] vs. Hyperion Royale [NHC] Lightweight Bout Vladimir Koslov [RBRCC] vs. Eric Young [CAN] Heavyweight Bout Brouck Lessner [SODAK] vs. Jarred Kelenic Heavyweight Bout
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SLFC 54: Drago vs. Slab ...will be on Monday. I was promised new fighters from Yaya and kensei, and everyone else should be making me new fighters as well, so all of you are on timeout for disappointing me!
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Submitting a new fighter after today's events. 1. Fighter's name: Jerry Dipoto 2. Fighter's hometown: Jersey City, NJ 3. Fighter's everyday weight/what he can cut down to: 203 lbs 4. Choose your base from the following -Freestyle wrestling base, catch wrestling secondary focus 6. Flaws/Perks Flaws: -Bleeds a lot Perks -Can Absorb a Beating 7. Strategy Choose up to three of the following to specialize in, and up to three to avoid using -Standard Striking <-avoids -Standard Grappling <-avoids -Cautious Ground (attempt to takedown only under favorable conditions) <-specializes -Hit and Run <-avoids -Keep Distance <-specializes -Spoiler (do anything to avoid being knocked out or submitted) <-specializes
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UNDEFEATED UNDEFEATABLES 1. Fighter's name Harold Boules 2. Fighter's hometown Wausau, WI 3. Fighter's everyday weight/what he can cut down to whatever weight you need more fighters in. 4. Choose your base from the following -Ground and pound (Take the opponent down and punch) 5. Choose a secondary focus from the above list or choose 'cross-training' for all-around training. -Kick boxing (boxing...with kicks) 6. Flaws/Perks Take an equal number of flaws and perks. '0' is a number. Flaws: -Injury Prone -Gasses easily Perks -Excellent Strategist -Exciting to Watch 7. Strategy Choose up to three of the following to specialize in, and up to three to avoid using +Free Flowing (constantly change styles) +Avoid Strikes +Standard Grappling -Counter Striking -Smother -Keep Distance
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Fill out the following 1. Fighter's name Volks Waggen 2. Fighter's hometown Sydney, Australia 3. Fighter's everyday weight/what he can cut down to 160/145 4. Choose your base from the following -Freestyle wrestling (the sort of amateur wrestling you see in college championships/the Olympics) 5. Choose a secondary focus from the above list or choose 'cross-training' for all-around training. -Ground and pound (Take the opponent down and punch) 6. Flaws/Perks Take an equal number of flaws and perks. '0' is a number. Flaws: -Bleeds a lot Perks -Powerhouse 7. Strategy Choose up to three of the following to specialize in, and up to three to avoid using Use -Standard Striking -Standard Grappling -Free Flowing (constantly change styles) Avoid -NA Fill out the following 1. Fighter's name Robert Sapp 2. Fighter's hometown Longview, WA 3. Fighter's everyday weight/what he can cut down to 330/325 4. Choose your base from the following -Brawling (Ten million haymakers to victory) 5. Choose a secondary focus from the above list or choose 'cross-training' for all-around training. -Freestyle wrestling (the sort of amateur wrestling you see in college championships/the Olympics) 6. Flaws/Perks Take an equal number of flaws and perks. '0' is a number. Flaws: -Boring Fighter -Bleeds a lot Perks -Heart of a Champion -Powerhouse 7. Strategy Choose up to three of the following to specialize in, and up to three to avoid using Use -Counter Striking -One Shot Finish -Spoiler (do anything to avoid being knocked out or submitted) Avoid -NA
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Here are the new fighters, as promised: 1. Fighter's name Zabel Zarock 2. Fighter's hometown Melbourne, Australia 3. Fighter's everyday weight/what he can cut down to 150lbs/140lbs 4. Choose your base from the following -Kick boxing (boxing...with kicks) 5. Choose a secondary focus from the above list or choose 'cross-training' for all-around training. Cross-training 6. Flaws/Perks Take an equal number of flaws and perks. '0' is a number. Flaws: -Injury Prone Perks -Cardio Machine 7. Strategy Choose up to three of the following to specialize in, and up to three to avoid using -Standard Grappling -All Out Ground -Smother +Hit and Run + Keep Distance + Spoiler (do anything to avoid being knocked out or submitted) 1. Fighter's name Craig Marduk 2. Fighter's hometown Brisbane, Australia 3. Fighter's everyday weight/what he can cut down to 395lb 4. Choose your base from the following -Jiu-jitsu 5. Choose a secondary focus from the above list or choose 'cross-training' for all-around training. Cross-training (He's described as a Vale Tudo fighter in-game, so if you think there's a more fitting combination for this, then go for it) 6. Flaws/Perks Take an equal number of flaws and perks. '0' is a number. Flaws: -Gasses easily Perks -Powerhouse 7. Strategy Choose up to three of the following to specialize in, and up to three to avoid using +Counter Striking +Standard Grappling +Free Flowing (constantly change styles) -Smother -Hit and Run -Keep Distance
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 NU-LEAGUE III: Week 0 We're back! We'll get into an every-other-day sim routine like usual. For now, please make any lineup changes that you want prior to week 1 which will be simmed on Wednesday. Welcome 2 new teams to the league: the Washington Generals and the X Cyberball. They're only here so that the league has 24 teams and we can do 6 divisions (which in turn allows for 5 playoff teams per league).   11_27_2023 12_32_24 PM.png)  11_27_2023 12_32_26 PM.png)   11_27_2023 12_32_31 PM.png)  11_27_2023 12_32_34 PM.png)   11_27_2023 12_32_38 PM.png)  11_27_2023 12_32_42 PM.png)   11_27_2023 12_32_46 PM.png)  11_27_2023 12_32_49 PM.png)   11_27_2023 12_32_53 PM.png)  11_27_2023 12_32_56 PM.png)   11_27_2023 12_33_02 PM.png)  11_27_2023 12_33_05 PM.png)   11_27_2023 12_33_10 PM.png)  11_27_2023 12_33_13 PM.png)   11_27_2023 12_33_16 PM.png)  11_27_2023 12_33_19 PM.png)   11_27_2023 12_33_23 PM.png)  11_27_2023 12_33_27 PM.png)   11_27_2023 12_33_31 PM.png)  11_27_2023 12_33_34 PM.png)   11_27_2023 12_33_38 PM.png)  11_27_2023 12_33_41 PM.png)   11_27_2023 12_33_45 PM.png)  11_27_2023 12_33_48 PM.png)   11_27_2023 12_33_53 PM.png)  11_27_2023 12_33_56 PM.png)   11_27_2023 12_34_00 PM.png)  11_27_2023 12_34_02 PM.png)   11_27_2023 12_34_06 PM.png)  11_27_2023 12_34_09 PM.png)   11_27_2023 12_34_13 PM.png)  11_27_2023 12_34_15 PM.png)   11_27_2023 12_34_20 PM.png)  11_27_2023 12_34_23 PM.png)   11_27_2023 12_34_27 PM.png)  11_27_2023 12_34_30 PM.png)   11_27_2023 12_34_34 PM.png)  11_27_2023 12_34_37 PM.png)   11_27_2023 12_34_42 PM.png)  11_27_2023 12_34_45 PM.png) WASHINGTON GENERALS  11_27_2023 12_34_48 PM.png)  11_27_2023 12_34_51 PM.png) X CYBERBALL  11_27_2023 12_34_56 PM.png)  11_27_2023 12_34_59 PM.png)   11_27_2023 12_35_04 PM.png)  11_27_2023 12_35_07 PM.png)   11_27_2023 12_35_11 PM.png)  11_27_2023 12_35_14 PM.png) STANDINGS  11_27_2023 12_35_21 PM.png)  11_27_2023 12_35_25 PM.png)  11_27_2023 12_35_29 PM.png)
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SLFC 54: Drago vs. Slab: Back to the grind. Although I can't see how I can continue to do these updates when the Super-League is ongoing. If nothing else, it would create a situation where every page would be massive updates and little else, which could be bad.: But Smasher, there are nearly three people waiting for these updates. THREE!: Why don't you get me through the prelims, and then we'll talk.: Okay! PRELIM Light Heavyweight Bout: Vince Neil [ROCK] (5-4) vs. Fry Baker [HK] (1-6)  : In the first match, Vince Neil tried to kill Fry Baker!  : But he botched it, so only won via decision.Official Decision: Vince Neil deef. Fry Baker by Uni. Decision (29-28, 30-27, 29-28)  PRELIM Heavyweight Bout: Badland Chugs Jr. [HK] (4-3) vs. Johnny Devine [CAN] (3-6)  : In the second and final prelim, Johnny Devine won with an americana, but he claimed that he now calls it the "canadacana". Official Decision: Johnny Devine def. Badland Chugs Jr. by Submission (americana) (3:47, Round 2)  Middleweight Bout: Kaphwan Kim [FGC] (3-5) vs. Adrian Neville [BUN] (1-1)  Round 1 : Okay, let's get to it.  : So, striking.: People like striking! : Only if it's decisive! Round one over!Round 2 : Round two and-   : Good.Official Decision: Adrian Neville def. Kaphwan Kim by TKO (Strikes) (0:28, Round 2)  Lightweight Bout: Jimmy Hayato [BUN] (1-1) vs. Joji Yuki [TAC] (2-6, 1 NC)  Round 1 : Okay, it's a Tachibana fighter so- : I'm sorry, he's doing what?: There's no rule that says a Rider can't wrestle! : Oh. Maybe there is. But wait, Yuki's trying again! : He did it! He did it, Smasher!: Great. Round over.Round 2 : And Yuki shoots for a takedown. : Fucks it up. Tries again. : Fucks it up again. Tries for a third time. : Actually gets it, just in time for the round to end.Round 3 : Final round. Scorecards are most likely tied 1-1. Yuki might want to try, I don't know, striking. : Wait, hold on. He could hear me? Have they been able to hear me this entire time, and just have been ignoring me? : It looks like your advice worked, though! : I feel like my existence combines the worst parts of being alive and the worst parts of being dead.Official Decision: Joji Yuki def. Jimmy Hayato by TKO (Strikes) (3:12, Round 3)  Heavyweight Bout: Ezekiel Jackson [RBRCC] (5-4) vs. STORG! [D-KEN] (6-6)  Round 1 : We've all had some bad experiences with Storg fights, but I'm pretty sure that-   : FIGHT OVER! I can't do this. I'm doing my best, but I cannot do this.Official Decision: STORG def. Ezekiel Jackson by Uni. Decision (29-28, 29-28, 29-28)  Heavyweight Bout: Gat [D-KEN] (6-4) vs. Michael Bolton [ROCK] (6-4)  Round 1 : Why did I book Storg and Gat to go back-to-back?: Maybe it will be different?   : It's not different at all!Official Decision: Gat def. Michael Bolton by Uni. Decision (29-28, 29-28, 29-28)  Middleweight Bout: Johnny Cage [FGC] (1-1) vs. Petey Williams [CAN] (5-4)  Round 1 : The winner might get a title shot! God knows someone in the division has to, especially since I really doubt Clevin Dark is actually going to make weight. Williams shoots in for the takedown- : Runs right into Cage's fist. And Cage will let Williams stand back up.: That's smart. Cage is lost on the ground.: Cage hits a few more strikes. Williams grabs on, goes for the big slam! : Gets it! Goes for a leglock! Cage blocks it and time expires.Round 2 : Williams shoots for a takedown- : I think Cage has figured out the timing here.: Cage isn't happy that Williams is still moving though- : But he'll let Williams get back up. Williams feints getting up only to go for a quick takedown- : Gets it. And he'll easily move to mount! He carefully isolates one of Cage's arms- : But time runs out!Round 3 : Round three. Yoshida, how do you see the fight so far?: Round one was obviously Cage's. Round two is tough to score. Cage did have a knockdown, but Williams controlled most of the pace. I would think it would be 1-1 at the moment. If Cage keeps the fight standing, he wins. If Williams can get a quick takedown, then he wins. : That looks to do it, as Williams is not going to take a lot of risks here. He'll work carefully, doing just enough to keep the ref from standing them up, but he thinks he won round two, and can just kill the clock.: He should be right.: And we'll go to the judges, who think...huh.Official Decision: Johnny Cage def. Petey Williams by Uni. Decision (29-28, 29-28, 29-28)  Heavyweight Championship Bout: FS Drago [MSNT] (8-2) vs. Slab [FITCH] (7-3)  : It is now time for the main event of the evening. Five rounds to determine the undisputed heavyweight champion! Introducing first, the challenger, from Peterborough, Ontario, this is Slab! And his opponent, he is the reigning, defending, two-time heavyweight champion of the world, FS Drago!Round 1 : Both men are wrestling specialists, at least in theory. Slab will take the first shot- : A purely nominal success on that regard, as Drago immediately gets back to his feet. Drago smirks, and shoots for a takedown of his own- : He gets it! Slab will try and push off to initiate a scramble! : That's not great for Slab.: Drago looks for the kill-   : And that's all there is.Official Decision: FS Drago def. Slab by TKO (Strikes) (3:41, Round 1) Your winner and STILL the FIFTH Heavyweight Champion: FS Drago!   Fighter Points ROCK: 3 points Cooking School: 2 points Team Canada: 8 points Buntsville: 3 points FGC: 6 points Tachibana: 2 points Dead Kennedys: 4 points RBRCC: 1 point MSNT: 8 points FITCH: 3 points Upgrade Post MAKE ME MORE FIGHTERS! BRING MORE PEOPLE INTO THE SLFC! I DEMAND VALIDATION! Upcoming Cards SLFC 55: O'Rae vs. Steiner 3 Terry O'Rae [FITCH] vs. George Steiner [RCH] For the Welterweight Championship Juan Villa [RCH] vs. Keith Lee [HK] Super Heavyweight Bout Mazus [D-KEN] vs. Magnus Barefoot [NHC] Featherweight Bout Ivan Orloff [BUN] vs. William Regal [RBRCC] Heavyweight Bout Sakura Kasugano [FGC] vs. Hyperion Royale [NHC] Lightweight Bout Vladimir Koslov [RBRCC] vs. Eric Young [CAN] Heavyweight Bout Brouck Lessner [SODAK] vs. Jarred Kelenic Heavyweight Bout SLFC 56: Danielson vs. Dark Bryan Danielson [RBRCC] vs. Clevin Dark [SODAK] For the Middleweight Championship Ricky Ricks [HK] vs. Okie Dokie [D-KEN] Lightweight Championship Unification Bout Pander Panderer [UNDEF] vs. Jean-Claude Boeuf [FITCH] Welterweight Bout Rei Himaru [SHIKI] vs. Gomorrah Sinze [UNDEF] Lightweight Bout Craig Marduk [FGC] vs. Robert Sapp [MSNT] Super Heavyweight Bout Harold Boules [UNDEF] vs. Volks Waggen [MSNT] Featherweight Bout Keisuke Jin [TAC] vs. D.B. Sweeney [NHC] PRELIMS Gorman Thomas [BUN] vs. Sodom Sinze [UNDEF] Heavyweight Bout Marshawn Money [MSNT] vs. Jerry Dipoto Light Heavyweight Bout Herman McNally [RCH] vs. Daisuke Yamamoto [TAC] Middleweight Bout
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Did Igor get hurt or something? Also, yay, Storg is above .500!
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 * Hanley Ramirez to AAA * Trot Nixon to MLB, inserted into the lineup against RHP Please let me know if I need to adjust my LHP lineup too. Thanks!
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Nov 28, 2023 14:48
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Please swap my Setup Mo and Closer Mo.
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Matsui in for Ichiro please!
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Okay, I have 30 points... 10 Points into General Physical Training for ROCK, although it might not do much good. Individual Points! Vince Neil 2 points into Conditioning 2 points into Strength 1 point into High Kick power 1 point into Low Kick power 1 point into creative kicks 1 point into Takedowns 1 point into Killer Instinct 1 point into Preperation Bringing the total down to 10 points.
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NU-LEAGUE III: Week One It's a-me, FairGame posted:Hi! We're back!  11_28_2023 10_30_55 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_31_01 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_31_04 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_31_08 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_31_13 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_31_16 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_31_24 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_31_29 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_31_32 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_31_37 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_31_41 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_31_45 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_31_51 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_31_55 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_31_58 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_32_04 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_32_08 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_32_11 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_32_17 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_32_20 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_32_23 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_32_29 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_32_34 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_32_38 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_32_43 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_32_49 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_32_52 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_32_58 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_33_01 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_33_04 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_33_09 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_33_13 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_33_15 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_33_20 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_33_25 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_33_28 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_33_34 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_33_38 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_33_42 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_33_48 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_33_52 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_33_55 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_33_59 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_34_03 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_34_07 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_34_11 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_34_15 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_34_18 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_34_22 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_34_26 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_34_29 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_34_34 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_34_37 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_34_40 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_34_44 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_34_48 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_34_51 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_34_55 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_35_01 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_35_04 PM.png)   11_28_2023 10_35_16 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_35_20 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_35_24 PM.png)   11_28_2023 10_35_28 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_35_32 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_35_35 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_35_41 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_35_44 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_35_47 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_35_51 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_35_56 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_36_05 PM.png) STANDINGS  11_28_2023 10_36_10 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_36_15 PM.png)  11_28_2023 10_36_19 PM.png)
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kensei posted:hahahaha wtf Half your team are holding the wrong ends of the bats.
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Let's spend some points! 1. Fighter's name JB Pico 2. Fighter's hometown Portland, OR 3. Fighter's everyday weight/what he can cut down to 225/205 4. Choose your base from the following -Freestyle wrestling (the sort of amateur wrestling you see in college championships/the Olympics) 5. Choose a secondary focus from the above list or choose 'cross-training' for all-around training. Cross-training 6. Flaws/Perks Take an equal number of flaws and perks. '0' is a number. Flaws: -Boring Fighter -Bleeds a lot Perks -Excellent Strategist -Cardio Machine 7. Strategy Choose up to three of the following to specialize in, and up to three to avoid using Specialize: -Counter Striking -Standard Grappling -Free Flowing (constantly change styles) Avoid:NA This means Money is retiring from MSNT and we wish him the best eating SkittlesTM I have 230 points left after a new LHW, so let's spend some more! Let's do all of these two times each: Fight Team Upgrades - Get Better at Getting Fighters Better 10 points per upgrade -General Physical Training -General Mental Training -Boxing -Kick Boxing -Muay Thai -Jiu Jitsu -Wrestling -Ground and Pound Which leaves 70 points. I believe with Money retiring I have 7 fighters in my camp, so let's do two points of upgrade on each fighter in my camp (except Money) in the following areas: -Head Movement -Punch Technique -Wrestling Ability -Creative Submissions -Recuperation
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THE ENERGY OF WEEK 1 WILL CONTINUE THROUGHOUT THE SEASON FOR THE YUKON YUUKOS
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WEEK TWO PICK THEM O/U on Jarred Kelenic (Unjarred Kelenics) Strikeouts this past week: 9.5 O/U on Lonnie Smith (Pianosa Bombers) Stolen Bases this past week: 3.5 O/U on Dick Allen (I-90 Interceptors) HRs this past week: 1.5 1 point for each right answer. Prize will be a free pick of ANY PLAYER off X or Washington at the end of the season.
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Under on all 3. I will destroy anyone that picks the over on the first one.
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WEEK TWO PICK THEM O/U on Jarred Kelenic (Unjarred Kelenics) Strikeouts this past week: 9.5 under O/U on Lonnie Smith (Pianosa Bombers) Stolen Bases this past week: 3.5 over O/U on Dick Allen (I-90 Interceptors) HRs this past week: 1.5 over
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gently caress yeah pickem Under Over Under
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Over, Under, Over (Manifesting)
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WEEK TWO PICK THEM O/U on Jarred Kelenic (Unjarred Kelenics) Strikeouts this past week: 9.5 Under O/U on Lonnie Smith (Pianosa Bombers) Stolen Bases this past week: 3.5 Over O/U on Dick Allen (I-90 Interceptors) HRs this past week: 1.5 Over
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Over on all 3 for maximum chaos
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kw0134 posted:Under, Over, Under Under over in and out, that's what shoe-tyings all about
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SLFC 55: O'Rae vs. Steiner 3: Some cards have a lot of great fights. This isn't one of them.: But the fighters try hard!: I'm not sure that's actually true. Heavyweight Bout: Brouck Lessner [SODAK] (2-9) vs. Jarred Kelenic (2-6)  Round 1 : Okay, let's-  : Good god. Lessner shoots for a takedown. : Gets it. And he'll...slowly work his way into getting Kelenic's back!: That's good! : And he immediately fumbles it as the round ends.Round 2 : Okay, round two- : More of the same.: I believe in Kelenic!: Yoshida, that's-   : What just happened?Official Decision: Jarred Kelenic def. Brouck Lessner by TKO (Strikes) (4:51, Round 2)  Heavyweight Bout: Vladimir Koslov [RBRCC] (9-3) vs. Eric Young [CAN] (3-4)  Round 1 : If this is another fight where Koslov just shoves his opponent against the cage for three rounds and takes a boring decision win, then I'm just moving on.   : Koslov, I gave you a chance! And this is how you repay me? Fie on thee!Official Decision: Vladimir Koslov def. Eric Young by Uni. Decision (30-27, 30-27, 30-27)  Lightweight Bout: Sakura Kasugano [FGC] (3-4) vs. Hyperion Royale [MSNT] (3-5)  Round 1 : And it should be a striking battle, as neither fighter does wrestling. At all.: Royale has very little power. If he wants a finish, it's going to take a lot of work. : Sakura has enough power.: Royale tries to take control of the situation.  : Tries, indeed. But Royale will survive to the end of the round.Round 2 : Round two and- : Jabs? : Jabs. : Jabs!Round 3 : We're getting ready for the last round and- : Hyperion Royale seems to be losing his mind.: He heard that kensei just fired Marshawn Money for losing too many fights, and Royale has to be worried that he's next. kensei has already started workshopping names for his replacement. He's leaning towards, "Eddie Frankgar.": He's right to workshop that and- : Down goes Sakura!  : Sakura survives, but she's clearly badly hurt! Royale will back off a bit and let Sakura get back to her feet, but she's having trouble standing. : And Sakura is out! Royale will hold onto his job a little longer!Official Decision: Hyperion Royale def. Sakura Kasugano by KO (Punch) (2:42, Round 3)  Heavyweight Bout: Ivan Orloff [BUN] (1-1) vs. William Regal [RBRCC] (4-4)  Round 1 : Going into the fight, William Regal noted that he "knows he's not long for this world.": He may be lulling his opponent into a false sense of security.: He then called the interviewer a "scrumptious crumpet.": Oh, then his brain might really be melting.    : And now his molten brain is coming out of his ears!Official Decision: Ivan Orloff def. William Regal by TKO (Strikes) (3:10, Round 1)  Lightweight Bout: Mazus [D-KEN] (2-5, 1 NC) vs. Magnus Barefoot [NHC] (1-6)  Round 1 : I would say that someone has to win this fight, but, realistically, there's a good chance that Mazus wins, fails a drug test, and ends up with another no contest. Either way, they'll start on their feet.   : It turns out that Mazus' plan to just wade forward and throw huge strikes isn't always successful.: Mazus is interesting in that, while he doesn't have a lot of stamina, he doesn't get easier to knock out even when he's tired. Magnus is going to need to keep focused.: Time will expire as Mazus has taken quite a beating.Round 2 : Round two and- : No one feels like fighting today. : That actually was intended to be a head kick, it's just that Mazus' legs aren't long enough. Time runs out after a lot of nothing.Round 3 : Final round and-  : Magnus can't let himself get dragged into a brawl. That is how he will lose. : Magnus apparently feels like gambling. : An improvident choice, as it turns out.Official Decision: Mazus def. Magnus Barefoot by KO (Punch) (4:07, Round 3)  Super Heavyweight Bout: Juan Villa [RCH] (7-4) vs. Keith (Bearcat) Lee [HK] (0-0)  Round 1 : Obviously, the big question here is how Juan Villa deals with an opponent that much bigger than him.  : It turns out that Villa cannot defeat the laws of physics.: It's probably not a bad strategy for Lee, but he's not going to be able to do much. Villa's guard is really too good for Lee to be able to handle.: Lee seems to agree, he'll kill the clock and take the points.Round 2 : Round two, and they'll start on their feet.  : And Villa will hit forward, forward, forward, high punch! : Juan Villa wins....FATALITY!Official Decision: Juan Villa def. Keith B. Lee by KO (Punch) (0:43, Round 2)  Welterweight Championship Bout: Terry O'Rae [FITCH] (7-2) vs. George Steiner [RCH] (10-3)  : It is now time for the main event of the evening! Five rounds to determine the undisputed welterweight champion of the world! Introducing first, the challenger, he is the former welterweight champion, from Gary, Indiana, George "Assgrabber" Steiner! And his opponent, he is the reigning, defending welterweight champion of the world, Terry O'Rae!Round 1 : Both men looking to grapple!   : They don't accomplish much. But they'll continue to grapple!   : Still not going anywhere. Steiner finally gets a good handle on O'Rae and picks him up! : Gets the takedown!: You have to worry about how much energy that is taking out of Steiner.: Steiner goes for a guillotine! : This is a five-round fight. Steiner needs to pace himself.: Steiner moves to side control! Tries the armbar, but can't get it before time expires!Round 2 : Second round and-  : Huh.  : Well, okay, but-   : The SLFC was a mistake.Official Decision: Terry O'Rae def. George Steiner by TKO (Strikes) (2:50, Round 2) Your winner and STILL the SIXTH Welterweight Champion: Terry O'Rae!   Fighter Points SODAK: 3 points RBRCC: 3 points Team Canada: 1 point MSNT: 2 points FGC: 1 point Buntsville: 2 points Dead Kennedys: 2 points NHC: 1 point Rochester: 8 points Cooking School: 1 point FITCH: 5 points Upgrade Post MAKE ME MORE FIGHTERS! BRING MORE PEOPLE INTO THE SLFC! I DEMAND VALIDATION! Upcoming Cards SLFC 56: Danielson vs. Dark Bryan Danielson [RBRCC] vs. Clevin Dark [SODAK] For the Middleweight Championship Ricky Ricks [HK] vs. Okie Dokie [D-KEN] Lightweight Championship Unification Bout Pander Panderer [UNDEF] vs. Jean-Claude Boeuf [FITCH] Welterweight Bout Rei Himaru [SHIKI] vs. Gomorrah Sinze [UNDEF] Lightweight Bout Craig Marduk [FGC] vs. Robert Sapp [MSNT] Super Heavyweight Bout Harold Boules [UNDEF] vs. Volks Waggen [MSNT] Featherweight Bout Keisuke Jin [TAC] vs. D.B. Sweeney [NHC] Lightweight Bout PRELIMS Gorman Thomas [BUN] vs. Sodom Sinze [UNDEF] Heavyweight Bout Marshawn Money Light Heavyweight Bout Herman McNally [RCH] vs. Daisuke Yamamoto [TAC] Middleweight Bout SLFC 57: Weedman vs. St. DuBois Avery Weedman [MSNT] vs. Nicolas St. Dubois [BUN] For the Light Heavyweight Championship Aanria [D-KEN] vs. Hiroshi Tsukaba [TAC] For the Featherweight Championship Sagat [FGC] vs. Drakkhen Kennedy [D-KEN] Heavyweight Bout Leonardo Serra [MSNT] vs. Shiro Kazami [TAC] Welterweight Bout Reviewbrah Jones [HK] vs. Stan [D-KEN] Middleweight Bout T.J. Garrett [FGC] vs. Jon Moxley [RBRCC] Light Heavyweight Bout PRELIMS Bobby Roode [CAN] vs. Mike Haggar Heavyweight Bout JB Pico [MSNT] vs. Igor the Brutalizer [D-KEN] Light Heavyweight Bout JR Leap [UNDEF] vs. Jimmy Hayato [BUN] Lightweight Bout Hungry Joe [HK] vs. Walter Siegmeister [NHC]
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FOR FAIRGAME, though I expect this to be more for me maybe, if I am needed to do the Pick 'Em again!! PICK THEM Over! Under! Over! FOR SMASHER It's been a bad ride for Cooking School lately. Let's boost our returning champion and hope for a repeat of his last fight vs. Okie! 7 POINTS Ricky Ricks: +2 Hand Speed +1 Mobility +2 Reflexes +1 Takedown Defense 1 Point Leftover
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Kelenic winning by strikes does not constitute a strikeout.
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With 6 points, and HulkaMatt spending points as well, Okie is also getting a tune-up before his unification bout: x2 points Head Movement x2 points Footwork x2 points Game Plan You think you're the chef, but you gonna get sauteed. habeasdorkus fucked around with this message at 17:01 on Dec 1, 2023 |
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NU-LEAGUE III: WEEK TWO FairGame posted:I really wanted to write something. Then I was up until 1:30am with work and back at it at 7:30. It's usually not this busy. But right now it is. Alas.  11_30_2023 3_48_10 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_48_17 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_48_20 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_48_26 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_48_30 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_48_34 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_48_43 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_48_46 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_48_49 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_48_54 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_48_58 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_49_01 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_49_07 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_49_13 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_49_16 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_49_22 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_49_26 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_49_28 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_49_35 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_49_43 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_49_46 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_49_51 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_49_55 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_49_58 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_50_04 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_50_07 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_50_10 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_50_16 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_50_20 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_50_23 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_50_29 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_50_33 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_50_35 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_50_45 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_50_49 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_50_52 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_50_58 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_51_02 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_51_06 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_51_11 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_51_14 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_51_18 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_51_23 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_51_26 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_51_29 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_51_34 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_51_40 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_51_43 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_51_48 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_51_55 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_51_59 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_52_03 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_52_07 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_52_10 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_52_14 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_52_18 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_52_21 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_52_25 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_52_30 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_52_34 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_52_39 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_52_45 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_52_49 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_52_55 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_52_59 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_53_02 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_53_08 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_53_12 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_53_15 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_53_20 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_53_24 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_53_28 PM.png) STANDINGS  11_30_2023 3_53_33 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_53_35 PM.png)  11_30_2023 3_53_41 PM.png) PICK 'EM RESULTS! O/U on Jarred Kelenic (Unjarred Kelenics) Strikeouts this past week: 9.5 UNDER, HE ONLY STRUCK OUT 8 TIMES O/U on Lonnie Smith (Pianosa Bombers) Stolen Bases this past week: 3.5 OVER, HE STOLE 5 O/U on Dick Allen (I-90 Interceptors) HRs this past week: 1.5 UNDER. HE HIT 1 AT THE START OF THE WEEK AND THEN WAS HELD IN CHECK.
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