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KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

Pungry posted:

Howdy all you expansion teams. I'm the guy running the Expansion Cup this year. To do so, I need everyone's final rosters and CSVs posted in here. Thanks to cbx, Monicro, and Ablative for already posting yours. As such, I need these guys to post their roster before I can start:

Jampact
Chamale
Clown Fundamentals
Theosqua
KungFu Grip
Izzysaurus

Ideally, I get these rosters and can start this before I start my new job next Monday.

hi i dont know what baseball is

Bare with me, i have no idea what i'm doing even with some help

Team Name: Buntsville Bastards*

Team Logo:

Home City: Buntsville(Huntsville, Alabama? i dont know what im doing)

Home Stadium: Coors Field?

C - 1876 Deacon White
1B - 1934 Bill Terry
2B - 2004 Placido Polanco
3B - 1982 Paul Molitor
SS - 1982 Robin Yount
LF - 2004 Bobby Abreu
CF - 1982 Gorman Thomas
RF - 1934 Mel Ott
DH - 1876 Ross Barnes

BN - 1982 Ted Simmons
BN - 1876 Cap Anson
BN - 1876 Paul Hines
BN - 2004 Jimmy Rollins
BN - 2004 Chase Utley

SP - 1876 Al Spalding
SP - 1934 Carl Hubbell
SP - 1934 Freddie Fitzsimmons
SP - 1982 Don Sutton
SP - 1982 Pete Vuckovich

CL - 2004 Billy Wagner
SU - 1982 Rollie Fingers
SR - 1982 Doug Jones
SR - 2004 Rheal Cormier
MR - 2004 Roberto Hernandez
LR - 1934 Dolf Luque

MN - 2004 Mike Lieberthal
MN - 2004 Jim Thome
MN - 1934 Lefty O'Doul
MN - 1934 Travis Jackson
MN - 1934 Hal Schumaker


LINEUP

vs. RHP

3B - Paul Molitor
C - Deacon White
RF - Mel Ott
SS - Robin Yount
DH - Ross Barnes
1B - Bill Terry
2B - Placido Polanco
LF - Bobby Abreu
CF - Gorman Thomas

vs. LHP

3B - Paul Molitor
1B - Cap Anson
RF - Mel Ott
SS - Robin Yount
DH - Ross Barnes
C - Ted Simmons
LF - Paul Hines
2B - Placido Polanco
CF - Gorman Thomas


simmote01,1982
terrybi01,1934
polanpl01,2004
molitpa01,1982
yountro01,1982
hinespa01,1876
thomago01,1982
ottme01,1934
barnero01,1876
whitede01,1876
ansonca01,1876
abreubo01,2004
rolliji01,2004
utleych01,2004
spaldal01,1874
hubbeca01,1934
fitzsfr01,1934
suttodo01,1982
vuckope01,1982
wagnebi02,2004
fingero01,1982
jonesdo01,1982
cormirh01,2004
hernaro01,2004
luquedo01,1934
liebemi01,2004
thomeji01,2004
odoulle01,1934
jackstr01,1934
schumha02,1934

Strategy

Hit & Run: +1
Sacrifice Bunt: +5
Squeeze Play: -2
Trying for Extra Bases: +2
Stealing Bases: +4
Aggressively Tag Up: +3
Pitch Outs: +1
Giving Int. Walks: -5
Pitch Around Good Hitters: +1
Bringing the Infield In: 0
Guarding the Lines: +1
Making Cutoff Throws: +1
Bringing in Pinch Hitters: +1
Bringing in Pinch Runners: -1
Bringing in Def. Replacements: 0
Starting Pitchers on Short Rest: -1
Pitch Through Trouble: -2
High Pitch Counts: 0

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KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
Puget Sound Philosoraptors

Midwest T-Ball & Supply

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
Midwest T-Ball & Supply

Styx Boatmen

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
California Otters

Styx Boatmen

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
lets go buntsvilleingville bastards, love the bastards

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
1918 Babe Ruth is a Bastard

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
98 pedro Martinez is a Bastard

KungFu Grip fucked around with this message at 00:25 on May 7, 2021

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

habeasdorkus posted:

... I think you mean 98?

This is a time traveling pedro

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
1970 Tom Seaver is a Bastard

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
1986 alan trammell is a bastard

idk who is next

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
1926 al simmons is a bastard

goog is next

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
Team Logo:

Home City: Buntsville(Huntsville, Alabama? i dont know what im doing)

Home Stadium: Coors Field?

C - 1876 Deacon White
1B - 1934 Bill Terry
2B - 2004 Placido Polanco
3B - 1982 Paul Molitor
SS - 1982 Robin Yount
LF - 1918 Babe Ruth
CF - 1926 Al Simmons
RF - 1934 Mel Ott
DH - 1876 Ross Barnes

BN - 1982 Ted Simmons
BN - 1876 Cap Anson
BN - 2004 Chase Utley
BN - 1986 Alan Trammell
BN - 1876 Paul Hines

SP - 1876 Al Spalding
SP - 1998 Pedro Martinez
SP - 1970 Tom Seaver
SP - 1982 Don Sutton
SP - 1934 Carl Hubbell

CL - 2004 Billy Wagner
SU - 1982 Rollie Fingers
SR - 1982 Doug Jones
SR - 2004 Rheal Cormier
MR - 2004 Roberto Hernandez
LR - 1934 Dolf Luque

MN - 2004 Mike Lieberthal
MN - 2004 Jim Thome
MN - 2004 Jimmy Rollins
MN - 1934 Lefty O'Doul
MN - 1934 Freddie Fitzsimmons
MR - 1982 Gorman Thomas


LINEUP

vs. RHP

1. CF - 1926 Al Simmons
2. RF - 1934 Mel Ott
3. LF - 1918 Babe Ruth
4. SS - 1982 Robin Yount
5. DH - 1876 Ross Barnes
6. 3B - 1982 Paul Molitor
7. 1B - 1934 Bill Terry
8. C - 1876 Deacon White
9. 2B - 2004 Placido Polanco

vs. LHP

1. CF - 1926 Al Simmons
2. 1B - 1876 Cap Anson
3. RF - 1934 Mel Ott
4. LF - 1918 Babe Ruth
5. SS - 1982 Robin Yount
6. DH - 1876 Ross Barnes
7. C - 1982 Ted Simmons
8. 3B - 1982 Paul Molitor
9. 2B - 2004 Placido Polanco


whitede01,1876
simmote01,1982
terrybi01,1934
polanpl01,2004
molitpa01,1982
yountro01,1982
trammal01,1986
hinespa01,1876
thomago01,1982
ruthba01,1918
ottme01,1934
barnero01,1876
simmoal01,1926
ansonca01,1876
rolliji01,2004
utleych01,2004
spaldal01,1874
seaveto01,1970
hubbeca01,1934
fitzsfr01,1934
suttodo01,1982
martipe02,1998
wagnebi02,2004
fingero01,1982
jonesdo01,1982
cormirh01,2004
hernaro01,2004
luquedo01,1934
liebemi01,2004
thomeji01,2004
odoulle01,1934

Strategy

Hit & Run: +1
Sacrifice Bunt: +5
Squeeze Play: -2
Trying for Extra Bases: +2
Stealing Bases: +4
Aggressively Tag Up: +3
Pitch Outs: +1
Giving Int. Walks: -5
Pitch Around Good Hitters: +1
Bringing the Infield In: 0
Guarding the Lines: +1
Making Cutoff Throws: +1
Bringing in Pinch Hitters: +1
Bringing in Pinch Runners: -1
Bringing in Def. Replacements: 0
Starting Pitchers on Short Rest: -1
Pitch Through Trouble: -2
High Pitch Counts: 0

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
idk im just randomly doing the picks




Who Will Win the Memento Mori Division?
Baseball Club


Who Will Win the Vae Victis Division?

Towa City Demon Hunters

Who Will Win the Sic Transit Vir Division?

World Warriors

Who Will Win the Dynamo League Wildcards? (PICK TWO!)

World Warriors

Diamond Joe Bidens

Who Will Win the Dynamo League?

Diamond Joe Bidens

Who Will Win the Mark Bellhorn Division?

The Hague Honkbalers

Who Will Win the Senor Goodtimes Division?

Portland Panderers

Who Will Win the Norris-Smythe Division?
Enix Slimes


Who Will Win the Smasher League Wildcards? (PICK TWO!)

Portland Panderers

Mexico City Machine Elves


Who Will Win the Smasher League?

Portland Panderers


Who Will Win Super-League XXXI?

Panderers

Who Will Win the Rock HopperDivision?
Saudi Steamrollers

Who Will Win the Adelie Division?
Oklahoma City Bombers


Who Will Win the Snares Division?

STICK CLUB

Who Will Win the Chinstrap Division

London Calling



Which of the Above Teams Will Win the Sub-Par Bowl?
idk one of them

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
they does B.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
champs retain

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
Alpha
A.

Beta
D.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

HulkaMatt posted:

Pandas & Doom continue to win.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
how long is my pedro martinez out for

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
D. Dance a dance of grief

B. The Banjo!

D. Attempt to listen to the HulkaChannel

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
C. Keep Dancing
D. Learn more about Hell
A. McFreeze was dead this whole time
D. Drink. That. Blood!
B. Attack Circlmaster

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
honkballers

red pandas

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
A. Keep Dancing!!!
D. FULL COMMUNISM NOW!
C. WAIT! There is a logical inconsistency here!
B. Piracy is always right!
Go down the Starry Path
D. Explain what a Riddle Joker is.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
Honkaballers
Warriors

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
D. gently caress all of you
A. ROBOT REBELLION
A. Deploy the 8th gens
D. Argue with Dannobot
C intervention time
D A and B

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
the champs be retaining

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
C. Learn about the human pancreas!
D. SNEAK ATTACK!
A. Activate the orb (NOTE: This may end the Super-League)
B. Hold a counter-intervention!
D. Destroy all shoes!
D. ALL OF THE COLORS!
C. Convince Smasher Dynamo to get therapy! (Note: requires 50 votes to unlock)

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
Champs lose?

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
C we're above the law
A Yes, Destroy the Super League

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
Champs Retain

(destroy super league)

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
C. Dig a burrow!
D. I will not trust craigk!
B. Go back in time to pre-emptively destroy capitalism!
C. Spike the orb on the ground dramatically!
D. All of the above! It's a conspiracy!
B. Hot dogs!
C. Induce a coma!
I'm still pro therapy!

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
im saying the champs retain

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
A
D
A
C
A
C

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
Champions retain

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
draft:Jackie Robinson is a bastard

Also replace Polanco with Jackie send Utley to the minors

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
D. Find someone less mopey!
C. Induce a Dota overdose to scare craigk straight!
A. Dream! They can't take that from him!
C. Train CattMarp to beatbox so he can implant post-hypnotic suggestions in Yaya-Iota to ensure compliance through said beatboxing!
A. DRINK THE VAULT!
Still Yes to therapy
B. NO!

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
hahahahaha...

BUNTS!

Champs retain

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
D. Find someone less mopey!

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

KungFu Grip posted:

D. Find someone less mopey!

the rest since i thought there was a quicker time limit on the first choice

C. Distract Pungry with a coooooooooool magic trick!
C. Smasher, I have some...concerns about your mental state.
D. Get a headache.
B. Do not trust Imaginos!
C. Pungry will simply choose to no longer need an atmosphere to live!

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
champs retain

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KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
B.
C.
B.
C.
A.
D.

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