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Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

I'm in with the 1948 Boston Braves, 1994 Expos, and the 1993 Rangers.

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Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

The Merry Marauder posted:

Expos are taken, by Ned, I'm afraid.

Welcome, new owners! If you find you've a hole in your roster, such as, for instance, the shape of 2002 Still-in-World-Championship-Form Curt Schilling, allow me to be of service! My rates are extremely reasonable!

Oh, well, then replace them with the 1917 Indians!

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Team Name: The Ted Sox
Location: Brookline, MA
Logo:
Stadium: TBD

Teams:

1917 Cleveland Indians
1946 Washington Senators
1948 Boston Braves
1993 Texas Rangers

Players:

C: Ivan Rodriguez 93 Rangers
1B: Rafael Palmerio 93 Rangers
2B: Jerry Piddry 46 Senators
SS: Ray Chapman 17 Indians
3B: Bob Elliot 48 Braves
CF: Tris Speaker 17 Inidans
LF: Juan Gonzalez 93 Rangers
RF: Tommy Holmes 48 Braves

Bench OF: Jeff Heath 48 Braves
Bench IF: Dean Palmer 93 Rangers
Bench Old Guy: Julio Franco 93 Rangers
Bench IF: Al Dark 48 Braves
Bench C: Al Evans 46 Senators
Bench OF: Stan Spence 46 Senators

SP1: Warren Sphan 48 Braves
SP2: Stan Coveleski 17 Inidans
SP3: Kevin Brown 93 Rangers
SP4: Early Wynn 46 Senators
SP5: Nolan Ryan 93 Rangers

Closer: Tom Henke 93 Rangers
Short: Rob Nenn 93 Rangers
Short: Darren Oliver 93 Rangers
Middle: Red Barrett 48 Braves
Middle: Craig Lefferts 93 Rangers
Long: Kenny Rodgers 93 Rangers

AAA: Elmer Smith 17 Indians
AAA: Jose Cansecon 93 Rangers
AAA: Smokey Joe Wood 17 Indians

Line up

1. SS Chapman R
2. CF Speaker L
3. 1B Palmerio L
4. OF Juan Gonzales R
5. C Ivan Rodriguez R
6. RF Tommy Holmes L
7. 3B Bob Elliot R
8. 2B Piddry/DH Franco
9. Pitcher/ 2B Piddry

Sliders:

Hit and Run: 0
Sacrifice Bunt: 0
Squeeze Play: -2
Trying for extra bases: +1
Stealing Bases: +1
Aggressively Tagging Up: 0
Pitch Outs (to prevent stolen bases): +1
Giving Intentional Walks: 0
Pitching Around Good Hitters: 0
Bringing the Infield In: +1
Guarding the Lines: 0
Making Cutoff Throws: +1
Bringing in Pinch Hitters: +1
Bringing in Pinch Runners: +1
Bringing in Defensive Replacements: +1
Starting Pitchers on Short Rest: -4
Letting pitchers pitch throw trouble: +2
Letting Pitchers rack up high pitch counts: +2

Mooseontheloose fucked around with this message at 21:23 on Aug 5, 2012

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

mrnoun posted:

The Luna Landers trade:
2004 Johnny Damon

The Ted Sox trade:
1948 Johnny Antonelli
1946 Eddie Yost

Trade Accepted.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Team Name: The Ted Sox
Logo:
Location: Brookline, MA
Field: Huntington Avenue Grounds

Pos Players:

C: Ivan Rodriguez 93 Rangers
1B: Rafael Palmerio 93 Rangers
2B: Julio Franco 93 Rangers
SS: Ray Chapman 17 Indians
3B: Bob Elliot 48 Braves
CF: Tris Speaker 17 Inidans
LF: Juan Gonzalez 93 Rangers
RF: Johnny Damon 04 Red Sox

Bench OF Tommy Holmes 48 Braves
Bench IF: Eddie Stanky 48 Braves
Bench OF: Buddy Lewis 46 Senators
Bench IF: Al Dark 48 Braves
Bench C: Al Evans 46 Senators (personal catcher for Sain)

SP1: Warren Sphan 48 Braves
SP2: Stan Coveleski 17 Inidans
SP3: Johnny Sain 48 Braves
SP4: Kevin Brown 93 Rangers
SP5: Early Wynn 46 Senators

Closer: Tom Henke 93 Rangers
Short: Rob Nenn 93 Rangers
Short: Darren Oliver 93 Rangers
Middle: Red Barrett 48 Braves
Middle: Craig Leffers 93 Rangers
Long: Nolan Ryan 93 Rangers

AAA: Elmer Smith 17 Indians
AAA: Jose Canseco 93 Rangers
AAA: Kenny Rodgers 93 Rangers
AAA: Stan Spence 46 Senators

Line up:

1. RF Johnny Damon L
2. 2B Julio Franco R
3. 1B Palmerio L
4. OF Juan Gonzales R
5. CF Tris Speaker L
6. C Ivan Rodrigues R
7. SS Ray Chapman R
8. 3B Bob Elliot R
9. Pitcher

Evans Catching:

1. RF Johnny Damon L
2. 2B Julio Franco R
3. 1B Palmerio L
4. OF Juan Gonzales R
5. CF Tris Speaker L
6. 3B Bob Elliot R
7. SS Ray Chapman R
8. C Al Evans R
9. Pitcher

Sliders:

Hit and Run: 0
Sacrifice Bunt: +1
Squeeze Play: -2
Trying for extra bases: +1
Stealing Bases: +2
Aggressively Tagging Up: 0
Pitch Outs (to prevent stolen bases): +1
Giving Intentional Walks: 0
Pitching Around Good Hitters:
Bringing the Infield In: +1
Guarding the Lines: 0
Making Cutoff Throws: +1
Bringing in Pinch Hitters: +2
Bringing in Pinch Runners: +2
Bringing in Defensive Replacements: +2
Starting Pitchers on Short Rest: -4
Letting pitchers pitch throw trouble: +2
Letting Pitchers rack up high pitch counts: +2

Mooseontheloose fucked around with this message at 21:10 on Aug 6, 2012

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Hope this doesn't come back and bite me but keep it at 24 but usually a few people drop out before the season starts anyways.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

C. Everett Koop posted:

I think the question you need to answer first is whether or not this is going to be the last season (for whatever period of time) or not. If you want to take a break after the upcoming season, then go hog wild and make it 30. If you want to keep it going, drop it to 24.

Changing my vote to this.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003


Let's begin!

Question 1

C. To not completely suck.

Question 2

The core of a successful Super-League team is...

C. Its owner's cunning

Question 3

Your team is middling. But, if you take a certain risk, it may become a contender, or may be relegated after the season. If you do nothing, your team will probably survive, but certainly won't win a championship. Do you...

A. Take the risk! Death of glory!


Question 4

Is Marauder evil?

D. Yeah, man, dude's totally evil.


Question 5

C. Relievers. While relief pitching is hard to predict, it is not impossible to predict, and performs an essential role in a league where the hitting in supercharged.


Question 6

My team sucks. What the gently caress went wrong?

A. I hosed up.

Question 7

The best player of all time was...

D. Ted Williams


Question 8

My ideal castle is...

C. Atop a floating island that glides along with the win, never stopping in any place for too long.

Question 9

The biggest Hall of Fame Snub is...


C. Jeff Bagwell


Question 10

The best sci-fi franchise is...

E. Write-in

Farscape

Question 11

Should Chicago forgive Steve Bartman?

C. You're totally going to kill all of teams that picked 'yes', aren't you?


Question 12

If the Sun is one, and the Moon is two, then what is the Earth?

B. Three

Question 13

Will the new season of Community suck?

A. 'Suck' is a strong word, it probably won't be quite as good, as it depended a lot on the sensibilities of Dan Harmon to work properly, but it will still be competent enough. It'll still be canceled, though.


Question 14

Out of all of the idiotic characters Smasher has created, the one I'd want most on my team is...

D. Is death an option? It is? Then I'll choose death.


Question 15

What was the point of this?

B. Smasher is desperately trying to keep this thread active!


Bonus Essay Question


You are John Constitution. The year is 2687 and the world is once again in crisis. The raiders of New Dakota have stolen the Master Infosphere of Third Milwaukee. With the city only five days away from crashing into Lake Huron-Michigan, it is up to you to retrieve the Infosphere.

Making matters worse, one raider captured in the attack has revealed that he and his associates were working for Cardinal Severn, the sovereign lord of NeoCanada. Clearly, by destroying Milwaukee he hopes that the passes of Sault Ste. Marie will be left unguarded and his robo-legions will easily be able invade and occupy the entire region.

To the best of your knowledge, the raiders are currently making their way across the rad plains of Iowa, inhabited solely by commutants, a vicious breed of degenerates who have adopted Marxism in order to cope with the harsh realities of living in such a blasted land.

What do you do? What do you do?

For the purposes of this question, assume that your Hover-Mazda has been fully repaired after the Rockford incident.
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Easy, we send a super spy to infiltrate the raider group, learning what they want and their power structure. When they come to wherever we are we talk to them in the language and form an alliance.

Then, when they think they are comfortable with us, we lore their leadership into room and pick them off one by one, making it look like there is internal strife with the raiders. As the group looks for leadership, I step up proclaiming to lead the raiders to peace and prosperity and use them as my new army.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Ted Sox

C: Ivan Rodriguez 93 Rangers
1B: Rafael Palmerio 93 Rangers
2B: Julio Franco 93 Rangers
SS: Ray Chapman 17 Indians
3B: Bob Elliot 48 Braves
CF: Tris Speaker 17 Inidans
LF: Juan Gonzalez 93 Rangers
RF: Johnny Damon 04 Red Sox

Bench OF Tommy Holmes 48 Braves
Bench IF: Eddie Stanky 48 Braves
Bench OF: Buddy Lewis 46 Senators
Bench IF: Al Dark 48 Braves
Bench C: Al Evans 46 Senators (personal catcher for Sain)

SP1: Warren Sphan 48 Braves
SP2: Stan Coveleski 17 Inidans
SP3: Johnny Sain 48 Braves
SP4: Kevin Brown 93 Rangers
SP5: Early Wynn 46 Senators

Closer: Tom Henke 93 Rangers
Short: Joaquín Benoit 2011 Tigers
Short: Darren Oliver 93 Rangers
Middle: Red Barrett 48 Braves
Middle: Rob Nenn 93 Rangers
Long: Nolan Ryan 93 Rangers

AAA: Elmer Smith 17 Indians
AAA: Jose Canseco 93 Rangers
AAA: Kenny Rodgers 93 Rangers
AAA : Stan Spence 46 Senators

Line up:

1. SS Ray Chapman R
2. 2B Julio Franco R
3. 1B Palmerio L
4. LF Juan Gonzales R
5. CF Tris Speaker L
6. C Ivan Rodrigues R
7. RF Jonny Damon L
8. 3B Bob Elliot R
9. Pitcher

Evans Catching:

1. SS Ray Chapman R
2. 2B Julio Franco R
3. 1B Palmerio L
4. OF Juan Gonzales R
5. CF Tris Speaker L
6. 3B Bob Elliot R
7. RF Johnny Damon L
8. C Al Evans R
9. Pitcher

Sliders:

Hit and Run: 0
Sacrifice Bunt: +1
Squeeze Play: -2
Trying for extra bases: +1
Stealing Bases: +2
Aggressively Tagging Up: 0
Pitch Outs (to prevent stolen bases): +1
Giving Intentional Walks: 0
Pitching Around Good Hitters: 0
Bringing the Infield In: +1
Guarding the Lines: 0
Making Cutoff Throws: +1
Bringing in Pinch Hitters: +1
Bringing in Pinch Runners: +1
Bringing in Defensive Replacements: +2
Starting Pitchers on Short Rest: -4
Letting pitchers pitch throw trouble: +2
Letting Pitchers rack up high pitch counts: +1

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Wait...I am in the DH league?

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

While I am at it, switch Rob Nenn and Benoit's positions in the bullpen.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

The Ted Sox

Switch Wynn and Sain in the rotation.

Switch Benoit and Nenn in the bullpen.

Switch Chapman and Speaker in the batting order.

And for the hell of it, put Speaker in RF and Damon in CF.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Ted Sox

Modified Line up:

1. CF Tris Speaker L
2. 2B Julio Franco R
3. 1B Palmerio L
4. LF Juan Gonzales R
5. RF Jonny Damon L
6. C Ivan Rodrigues R
7. SS Ray Chapman R
8. 3B Bob Elliot R
9. Pitcher

Evans Catching:

1. CF Tris Speaker L
2. 2B Julio Franco R
3. 1B Palmerio L
4. OF Juan Gonzales R
5. RF Johnny Damon L
6. 3B Bob Elliot R
7. Ray Chapman R
8. C Al Evans R
9. Pitcher

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

If people want Eddie Stanky, I have one sitting on my bench...

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

mrnoun posted:

I've been looking to acquire some Stanky for quite some time. What year is he, and what do you want for him?

1948 and what are you willing to offer?

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

I am going to decline for now.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Not to belabor the point, but I did ask for Johnny Damon and Tris Speaker to switch positions.

edit: Also, bring Kenny Rodgers to replace Kevin Brown on the staff.

Mooseontheloose fucked around with this message at 16:06 on Aug 24, 2012

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

The Ted Sox

Make Nenn the closer, gently caress it, why not and put Henke as my setup guy.

and for fun, switch Chapman and Franco in the line up.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

The Ted Sox

Switch Chapman and Gonzales in the line up, when Brown recovers make him the #4 start and push Sain to #5.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

I have a good pitching staff here, I think, what is killing me? Is it the ball park? do I need a better D or better offense?

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Also, was Kevin Brown a fluke in terms of injury (given his age)?

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

1st round

1. Mays
2. Young Morgan
3. Mike Schmidt
4. Best Pitcher Available

2nd Round:

1. Robin Yount
2. Pitchers David Cone or above
3. Carlos Beltran
4. Best IF available

3rd Round

1. Best Pitcher above Petite
2. Best reliver above Isuraghousing or however you spell it.
3. BPA

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

If Mays falls to me, I'll take him. I guess make my pitcher preference last on the list instead of where I had it before.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Cthulhu Dreams posted:

Double post.

:siren: 2nd Trade offer - Ted Sox: Sell me your first round pick in return for my pick from the goose eggs - Number 15 and my third round pick. Willie Mays still falls to you ahead of MrNoun, and I get a pitching upgrade.

how about your 2nd rounder?

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

The Ted Sox

Pos Players:

C: Ivan Rodriguez 93 Rangers
1B: Rafael Palmerio 93 Rangers
2B: Julio Franco 93 Rangers
SS: Ray Chapman 17 Indians
3B: Bob Elliot 48 Braves
CF: Willie Mays 1951 Giants
LF: Johnny Damon 04 Red Sox
RF: Tris Speaker 17 Inidans
DH: Juan Gonzalez 93 Rangers

Bench OF Tommy Holmes 48 Braves
Bench IF: Eddie Stanky 48 Braves
Bench OF: Buddy Lewis 46 Senators
Bench C: Al Evans 46 Senators (personal catcher for Brown)

SP1: Warren Sphan 48 Braves
SP2: Stan Coveleski 17 Inidans
SP3: Kevin Brown 93 Rangers
SP4: Early Wynn 46 Senators
SP5: Jim Kaat 1966

Closer: Rob Nenn 93 Rangers
Setup: Tom Henke 93 Rangers
Short: Darren Oliver 93 Rangers
Short: Red Barrett 48 Braves
Middle: Joaquín Benoit 2011 Tigers
Long: Jim Palmer 1966 O’s

AAA: Nolan Ryan 1993
AAA: Jonny Sain 48 Braves
AAA : Stan Spence 46 Senators
AAA: Jose Cansceo 1993 Rangers

Line up:

1. RF Tris Speaker L
2. 2B Julio Franco R
3. 1B Palmerio L
4. DH Juan Gonzales R
5. CF Willie Mays R
6. LF Jonny Damon L
7. C Ivan Rodrigues R
8. SS Ray Chapman R
9. 3B Bob Elliot R

Evans Catching:

1. RF Tris Speaker L
2. 2B Julio Franco R
3. 1B Palmerio L
4. DH Juan Gonzales R
5. CF Willie Mays R
6. LF Jonny Damon L
7. 3B Bob Elliot R
8. SS Ray Chapman R
9. C Al Evans R

Sliders:

Hit and Run: 0
Sacrifice Bunt: +1
Squeeze Play: -2
Trying for extra bases: +1
Stealing Bases: +2
Aggressively Tagging Up: 0
Pitch Outs (to prevent stolen bases): +1
Giving Intentional Walks: 0
Pitching Around Good Hitters: 0
Bringing the Infield In: +1
Guarding the Lines: 0
Making Cutoff Throws: +1
Bringing in Pinch Hitters: +1
Bringing in Pinch Runners: +1
Bringing in Defensive Replacements: +2
Starting Pitchers on Short Rest: -4
Letting pitchers pitch throw trouble: +2
Letting Pitchers rack up high pitch counts: +1

Mooseontheloose fucked around with this message at 17:55 on Sep 20, 2012

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

The Ted Sox

Switch Kaat to Long Relief and Palmer to #5.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Yay Smasher!

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Spot start Katt, put Ryan at LR.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

The Ted Sox

Move Brown to the #1 starter, Sphan to #4, and Katt to Long Relief with Ryan.

Also, have Al Evans Catch for Spahn and just switch him and elliot's place in the order when he bats.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Smasher Dynamo posted:

Smasher League Week 7 Injury Report

No new champions

Ted Sox
Darren Oliver (RP) (SuperPACed!) - 108 days

Well, such is life I guess.

Move Katt to Middle Relief, Sain to Long Relief.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

[quote="Smasher Dynamo" post="408350580"]

Ballot!


Dynamo League

Catcher
Pick One
[ ] Ernie Lombardi (Bulldogs) (.283/.342/.393, 3 HRs 0.8 WAR)

First Basemen
Pick One
[ ] Miguel Cabrera (Unspecifieds) (.269/.346/.441, 6 HRS 1.3 WAR)

Second Basemen
Pick One
[ ] Frankie Frisch (Unicorns) (.333/.365/.450, 2 HRs 3.5 WAR)

Third Basemen
Pick One
[ ] Eddie Mathews (Saints) (.320/.418/.580, 9 HRs 1.5 WAR)

Shortstops
Pick One
[ ] Alex Rodriguez (Superbas) (.268/.398/.489,11 HRs 2.1 WAR)

Left Fielders
Pick One
[ ] Rickey Henderson (Gumshoes) (.313/.377/.449, 5 HRs 1.4 WAR)

Center Fielders
Pick One
[ ] Bernie Williams (Radbourns) (.292/.365/.491, 6 HRs 0.6 WAR)

Right Fielders
Pick One
[ ] Frank Robinson (Losers) (.344/.387/.591,12 HRs 1.8 WAR)

Designated Hitters
Pick One
[ ] Frank Thomas (Losers) (.349/.417/.568, 7 HRs 1.9 WAR)

Manager
Pick One
[ ] TKBomber7285 (Bulldogs) (Three championships, five Memento Mori Titles)

Smasher League

Catchers
Pick One
[ ] Josh Gibson (Potatoes) (.272/.335/.521, 10 HRs 0.5 WAR)

First Basemen
Pick One
[ ] John Olerud (Eazy W's) (.325/.418/.562, 8 HRs 2.1 WAR)

Second Basemen
Pick One
[ ] Lou Whitaker (Eazy W's) (.308/.386/.505, 8 HRs 3.6 WAR)

Third Basemen
Pick One
[ ] Wade Boggs (Juggernauts) (.387/.437/.495, 1 HRs 1.6 WAR)

Shortstops
Pick One
[ ] Hanley Ramirez (Emperors) (.315/.358/.525, 4 HRs 1.0 WAR)

Left Fielders
Pick One
[ ] Zack Wheat (Mathematicians) (.345/.416/.483, 2 HRs 2.3 WAR)

Center Fielders
Pick One
[ ] Tris Speaker (Ted Sox) (.375/.443/.500, 2 HRs 1.4 WAR)


Right Fielders
Pick One

Designated Hitters
Pick One
[ ] Stan Musial (Cultists) (.336/.418/.580, 5 HRs 1.6 WAR)

Manager
Pick One
[ ] blakelmenakle (Bobbleheads) (Took ragtag bunch of losers and Babe Ruth to championship)

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

The Ted Sox Draft Preferences

1. 1977 George Brett
2. 2001 Chipper Jones
3. 1975 Jim Rice
4. SP above Cliff Lee
5. 2004 David Ortiz
6. 1989 Mark McGwire
7. RP above McGraw
8. BPA

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

The Ted Sox

Seeing as I don't need another injury riddled Jose Canseco, can I get the next best IF or RP whichever if ranked better for my 2nd pick.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

The Ted Sox

Need: A starting 3B

Are offering: Damon, Katt who are great pieces to help!

In the meantime, platoon Damon and Rice and send Lewis down to the minors.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

factorialite posted:

Superstars!

Your 3B sucks right now. Wade Boggs is awesome at 3B. How about we trade my Boggs for your, say, Jimmie Foxx? This isn't definite, but let's talk.

I too need a 3B and have some pitching and OF to spare! What do you say?

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Warm Sarsaparilla posted:



HoF 3B Brooks Robinson for Jim Kaat, who has enough relief credentials I feel I can use him, and basically any one other guy you can spare?


What year is Robinson?

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003


Kaat and Damon for Robinson then?

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003


The Ted Sox Receive
1960 Brooks Robinson

The Raburns Receive
2004 Jonny Damon
1966 (I think) Jim Kaat

Trade approved by me and Sarsparilla!

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

The Ted Sox

Position Players:

C: Ivan Rodriguez 93 Rangers
1B: Rafael Palmerio 93 Rangers
2B: Julio Franco 93 Rangers
SS: Ray Chapman 17 Indians
3B: Brooks Robinson 1960 O’s
CF: Willie Mays 1951 Giants
LF: Jim Rice 1975 Red Sox
RF: Tris Speaker 17 Inidans
DH: Juan Gonzalez 93 Rangers

Bench OF Tommy Holmes 48 Braves
Bench IF: Eddie Stanky 48 Braves
Bench OF: Buddy Lewis 46 Senators
Bench C: Al Evans 46 Senators (personal catcher for Sain)
Bench: Bob Elliot 1948 Braves

SP1: Kevin Brown 93 Rangers
SP2: Stan Coveleski 17 Inidans
SP3: Early Wynn 46 Senators
SP4: Warren Sphan 48 Braves
SP5: Jim Palmer 1966 O’s

Closer: Rob Nenn 93 Rangers
Setup: Tom Henke 93 Rangers
Short: Rick Honneycut 1989 A’s
Short: Red Barrett 48 Braves
Middle: Joaquín Benoit 2011 Tigers
Long: Nolan Ryan 1993

AAA: Jonny Sain 48 Braves
AAA : Stan Spence 46 Senators
AAA: Darren Oliver 1993 Rangers

Line up:

1. RF Tris Speaker L
2. 2B Julio Franco R
3. 1B Palmerio L
4. DH Juan Gonzales R
5. LF Jim Rice R
6. CF Willie Mays R
7. C Ivan Rodrigues R
8. SS Ray Chapman R
9. 3B Brooks Robinson R

Evans Catching:

1. RF Tris Speaker L
2. 2B Julio Franco R
3. 1B Palmerio L
4. DH Juan Gonzales R
5. LF Jim Rice R
6. CF Willie Mays R
7. 3B Brooks Robinson R
8. SS Ray Chapman R
9. C Al Evans R

Super Draft:

1975 Jim Rice
1989 Rick Honeycutt

Sliders:

Hit and Run: 0
Sacrifice Bunt: +1
Squeeze Play: -2
Trying for extra bases: +1
Stealing Bases: +2
Aggressively Tagging Up: 0
Pitch Outs (to prevent stolen bases): +1
Giving Intentional Walks: 0
Pitching Around Good Hitters: 0
Bringing the Infield In: +1
Guarding the Lines: 0
Making Cutoff Throws: +1
Bringing in Pinch Hitters: +1
Bringing in Pinch Runners: +1
Bringing in Defensive Replacements: +3
Starting Pitchers on Short Rest: -4
Letting pitchers pitch throw trouble: +2
Letting Pitchers rack up high pitch counts: +1

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Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Grinnblade posted:

The following post is paid for by the Idaho Potatoes PR Department.

In cooperation with the University of Idaho, we would like to warn our local Potato-heads of a dangerous animal sighting in the Moscow area. A moose has been spotted on Taylor Avenue. Be cautious and give the animal proper space.

Moose Courtesy
* Never feed moose.
* Give moose at least 50 feet. If it doesn't yield as you approach, give it the right of way. (Either retreat or walk way around.)
* If its ears lay back or its hackles (the hairs on its hump) rise, it's angry or afraid and may charge; back off pronto.
* Moose kick with their front as well as hind feet.
* Don't corner moose into fences or houses.
* If a moose charges, get behind a tree. You can run around the trunk faster than the gangly creature.
* Never get between a cow and her calf.

Thank you, stay safe, and GO TATERS!

----

Idaho Potatoes PR @IdahoPotatoesPR
As an addendum to the above-linked warning, the rumors that we have signed the moose to a minor-league contract are untrue.

From the offices of The Ted Sox PAC

Changing America is not done overnight. People struggle day in and day out in our great country to be better, to do better, and to ultimate make the world a little better and that is who the Ted Sox are fighting for. We fight for the little guy, the underdog, and dare to dream for those who saw things that never were and said why not.

We will fight the evil Potato men of Idaho and their radical vision for America. We will give people all the potatoes they want or give them other choices if the so desire. We will not be beholden to the potato lobby anymore, we will make sure that the people get fair and equitable treatment.

We will go forth and win to fight for freedom here in America but mostly in the Super League! GO BLESS AMERICA!!!!!!


Paid for by the Ted Sox PAC and authorized by the Ted Sox PAC. We are in now way assicoated with SmasherDynamo and his organization.

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