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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > shit_that_didnt_happen.txt: Don't keep talking to me in that fancy cashier talk lady!
 
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Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

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Young Customer #1: “Go back to the library, virgins!”

Yes, this is how people talk and make insults.

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Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
 While that may be poo poo that did happen, the alarming quickness with which he dismisses her upon learning about her relationship status is disgusting.

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"I actually have a boyfriend, he's coming down this week t"

The rest of her words fell on deaf ears, for my life felt over. As she continued her meaningless conversational drivel,

Women who aren't sexually available to my undoubtedly obese unshowered body are completely useless. Got it.

Synonamess Botch posted:

I'm pretty sure that one is very obviously a troll

I dunno man, have you read TVTropes?

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