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the
Jul 18, 2004

by Cowcaster

Abu Dave posted:

Sorry if repost



"Ive seen Obama penis. Is theeeees big."

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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

the posted:

"Ive seen Obama penis. Is theeeees big."
The question is: whos is saying that? Putin? Or Merkel?

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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frankenfreak posted:

The question is: whos is saying that? Putin? Or Merkel?

Both, but one is lying.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



So Barcelona's second keeper Pinto is a music producer, who knew?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSG8UJPoFUA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8WFUI-3afQ

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Yeah he also has some programs to help musicians who are trying to get known. Also some vids on YouTube where he interviews Messi, Puyol, etc.

He's no longer with Barca though.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Shrapnig posted:

Henry scores a goal, doesn't give a gently caress.

I laughed when I saw it the first time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxWGwGXyCEM
Jesus what's up with that scoreboard

the
Jul 18, 2004

by Cowcaster

Vegetable posted:

Jesus what's up with that scoreboard

you're not american you wouldn't understand

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

blue footed boobie posted:

I've found a real life representation of DZSiBoT



Is this from an episode of Dragonball Z?

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

Alen Hansen has retired and here's a link to the BBC documentary about him if anyones bothered

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADJOxMZh6TY

Still B.A.E
Mar 24, 2012

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

drat that's some crazy eye

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fpk8wlBqiE

Have you ever wondered what A Dad would sound like reading out complicated player names? Here you go.

ragle
Nov 1, 2009

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

:pwm:

riri definitely got the taste of german sausage last night for sure

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Feb 29, 2012


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Andre Le Fuckface posted:

riri definitely got the taste of german sausage last night for sure

Any pics/vids?

Dilkington
Aug 6, 2010

"Al mio amore Dilkington, Gennaro"

Andre Le Fuckface posted:

riri definitely got the taste of german sausage last night for sure

I very much doubt married footballers would have sex with somebody other than their wives just because she was a beautiful celebrity

Woodhouse
Aug 1, 2010

Tell me, Aldo, if I were sitting where you're sitting, would you show me mercy?

Dilkington posted:

I very much doubt married footballers would have sex with somebody other than their wives just because she was a beautiful celebrity

Seriously, their wives are way hotter anyway.

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches
Triallist scores from the halfway line, from kick off practically

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H64N7c1CItE

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

:pwm:

Dilkington posted:

I very much doubt married footballers would have sex with somebody other than their wives just because she was a beautiful celebrity

idk I don't think the whole german team are married

dkj
Feb 18, 2009

The Big Taff Man posted:

Triallist scores from the halfway line, from kick off practically

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H64N7c1CItE

Englishgoalkeeping.avi

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Löw hugged and kissed everyone of the German wags, that sly dog.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

dkj posted:

Englishgoalkeeping.avi

yeah really that was a bit poo poo. good hit though

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes

The Big Taff Man posted:

Triallist scores from the halfway line, from kick off practically

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H64N7c1CItE

He will be signed based on this and will be a huge disappointment. I can see it all now.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

El Hefe posted:

Löw hugged and kissed everyone of the German wags, that sly dog.

Did he wipe any boogers on them

not not luvd
Nov 17, 2006

My Arse!

Shrapnig posted:

Henry scores a goal, doesn't give a gently caress.

I laughed when I saw it the first time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxWGwGXyCEM

unffffff i love him op

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Andre Le Fuckface posted:

idk I don't think the whole german team are married

they're married to football

it's largely loveless but they recognise the inherent utility of the arrangement

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747


All Rihanna. All the time.

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747


Wilshere is so baller.



But I'd rather be Per.

not not luvd
Nov 17, 2006

My Arse!

Brony Car posted:



Wilshere is so baller.



But I'd rather be Per.

Impossible not to. Wilshere's a tard who's pissing his career away.

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747


Awww. :3

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Feb 29, 2012


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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Who's that

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012


drat Marco Reus has put on some serious weight after his injury

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

https://twitter.com/ZombyMusic/status/452853164715552768/photo/1

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

it says right on the shirt

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Feb 29, 2012


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Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

I;ve never heard of mackerelmore but then again I don't own a tv and or radio

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007


looks like he could play for belgium

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Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

Bape Culture posted:

I;ve never heard of mackerelmore but then again I don't own a tv and or radio

Macklemore is a cool rapper who, unlike rappers who might brag about their "street cred", concentrates on more worthwhile things than guns and "hos".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlVBg7_08n0

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