Football Photos and Videos that I like - 12/13 Edition (Tattoo ideas ITT)

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Lamont Cranston: Sep 1, 2006; how do i shot foam

a bad poster yall posted:

Weird, the URL was fine before I posted it.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=608

# ¿ Aug 21, 2012 22:52

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 15:34

Lamont Cranston: Sep 1, 2006; how do i shot foam

Adulterous Hitler posted:

Full-kit Wankers

Got entirely the wrong idea at first when this was all I saw

# ¿ Aug 26, 2012 15:00

Lamont Cranston: Sep 1, 2006; how do i shot foam

jyrka posted:

This will have 2 goals scored in it but also it's quite interesting to watch outside of the goals:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXLj258ZJ1Q

I had no idea what to expect but this owns

# ¿ Sep 1, 2012 20:15

Lamont Cranston: Sep 1, 2006; how do i shot foam

Modus Trollens posted:

Should've come to spurs at 14 not DC loving United

But now he's leading* the mighty Philadelphia Union to a 17th place finish!

_{* from the bench, mostly}

# ¿ Sep 5, 2012 18:41

Lamont Cranston: Sep 1, 2006; how do i shot foam

skirth posted:

Why the hell would they make a slide about united sky blue

Because it was made by an American financial research firm that doesn't give a poo poo about football and only wants to find out whether investing in MANU will make them rich or not?

# ¿ Sep 6, 2012 17:31

Lamont Cranston: Sep 1, 2006; how do i shot foam

Party in the UAE posted:

Reminder that this is 100% not true, and in fact the entire lower bowl at Qwest/Clink is a labeled standing section. It says so when you buy the tickets, and everyone standing also gives it away, if you're the observant type. The only guy doing it wrong was the idiot who came down 5 rows to act like a literal man-child, and you are making stuff up!

PS the biggest thing holding back soccer in the US is that its not a top divison already (and other-football) but feel free to keep worrying about being labeled a nerd by association.

What's normal is what is normal. At sounders games standing is normal. Sorry your butt got hurt!

Why was everyone else in the section sitting then?

The Mash posted:

I hate everyone involved with this story.

This is the only sensible opinion.

# ¿ Sep 11, 2012 05:07

Lamont Cranston: Sep 1, 2006; how do i shot foam

Redundant posted:

Oh ESPN, you so crazy.

Georgia the country and Georgia the state are literally half a world away from each other... it's an easy enough mistake to make though I guess, I mean it's not like the game was played in Eastern Europe or anyth- oh, never mind.

Are they also showing Soldado as scoring his 0th goal?

# ¿ Sep 13, 2012 04:08

Lamont Cranston: Sep 1, 2006; how do i shot foam

Leon with a Zero posted:

"What's that? No, seven awful Smiths puns on the front cover isn't overdoing it at all"

# ¿ Sep 17, 2012 21:59

Lamont Cranston: Sep 1, 2006; how do i shot foam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI7nBcQIV5Q

# ¿ Oct 2, 2012 22:28

Lamont Cranston: Sep 1, 2006; how do i shot foam

luvd posted:

Yet another intelligent decision.

I really should start using the #BUNCHOFTWATS hashtag more often.

# ¿ Oct 5, 2012 13:22

Lamont Cranston: Sep 1, 2006; how do i shot foam

Humphrey Vasel posted:

How long before "it wasn't me, a mate of mine sent that tweet"?

He was just repeating somebody else's tweet but nobody saw the original

# ¿ Oct 5, 2012 14:06

Lamont Cranston: Sep 1, 2006; how do i shot foam

greazeball posted:

Jesus loving Christ

As a matter of fact, it was Jesus Christ himself who caused this to happen!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0Ik2C8S8Fg

# ¿ Oct 10, 2012 14:12

Lamont Cranston: Sep 1, 2006; how do i shot foam

partipo posted:

Crystal Palace cheerleaders made another video

Is having cheerleaders commonplace? Seems more like an American football thing.

# ¿ Oct 12, 2012 04:23

Lamont Cranston: Sep 1, 2006; how do i shot foam

TraderStav posted:

Beat me to it, but at least post the original beauty: http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=4628040

Jesus, I've seen the hair-pull and the punch about a thousand times, but I hadn't seen the full highlights before. I get that the other stuff happened off the play outside the referee's vision, but the fouls alone should have been worth a sending-off. What was the ref thinking?

# ¿ Oct 16, 2012 21:32

Lamont Cranston: Sep 1, 2006; how do i shot foam

Lladre posted:

Aww she's just trying to help.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ee98vg65eE&feature=related

Taarabt did almost the same thing in the match v West Brom a few weeks ago, he was standing on the touchline though.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2012 17:17

Lamont Cranston: Sep 1, 2006; how do i shot foam

Vegetable posted:

Shouldn't the keeper be carded after the second offence? Unsporting behaviour and such?

The referee would have to be feeling extremely dickish to do that, and only if he felt the keeper was deliberately doing it to screw with the game. I can't imagine handing out a caution for that.

# ¿ Oct 25, 2012 13:13

Lamont Cranston: Sep 1, 2006; how do i shot foam

Drogadon posted:

What does he do when he performs in a city with rival clubs?

He wears whatever the concert promoter decides to give him apparently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eq0t7Kcdkt0

# ¿ Oct 26, 2012 20:36

Lamont Cranston: Sep 1, 2006; how do i shot foam

jyrka posted:

Estonia hosted Wales in an U-18 match today.

What do they do about the lines in a situation like that?

# ¿ Oct 26, 2012 23:16

Lamont Cranston: Sep 1, 2006; how do i shot foam

Blue Screen Error posted:

I like how recognisable they are in so few pixels. Few more here.

I'd give anything for a Lucasarts graphic adventure starring Mario Balotelli

# ¿ Nov 7, 2012 18:09

Lamont Cranston: Sep 1, 2006; how do i shot foam

Semprini posted:

He's captain of Chelsea and was fined by the FA for racism.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2012 14:20

Lamont Cranston: Sep 1, 2006; how do i shot foam

It's pretty bad when the keeper you attempted to score on feels obligated to come out and console you

\/ lol sorry my use of a quasi-foreign expression has offended you so

Lamont Cranston fucked around with this message at 19:01 on Nov 15, 2012

# ¿ Nov 15, 2012 15:09

Lamont Cranston: Sep 1, 2006; how do i shot foam

This one includes the foul beforehand, decide for yourselves:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRpmm2GucK4

# ¿ Nov 16, 2012 05:47

Lamont Cranston: Sep 1, 2006; how do i shot foam

The van Nistelrooy one is fantastic, this is another of my favorites:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kG7byTxAgzc

and of course the City-QPR game last May
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtvP1liVtcg

# ¿ Nov 23, 2012 19:54

Lamont Cranston: Sep 1, 2006; how do i shot foam

trem_two posted:

Felipe Melo had to go in goal to face a penalty after the Galatasaray keeper was sent off. One of the top mental cases in the world of sport.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nY4DAibYozU&t=59s

Love how he comes about a yard off the line and nobody cares

# ¿ Nov 25, 2012 01:54

Lamont Cranston: Sep 1, 2006; how do i shot foam

Wirth1000 posted:

Harry Redknapp. Nothing funny or weird, I just always find it a bit surreal seeing people you only know as mopey old bastards as young and fit.

I think this one's my new favorite

# ¿ Nov 26, 2012 01:52

Lamont Cranston: Sep 1, 2006; how do i shot foam

I think it's just the difference between Portuguese and Spanish. In America you pretty much only ever hear it pronounced the Spanish way, so I was pretty thrown off the first few times I heard "Jo-say" as well.

# ¿ Nov 26, 2012 07:02

Lamont Cranston: Sep 1, 2006; how do i shot foam

EvilHawk posted:

I've always found college sports more similar to our teams. For obvious reasons they can't move around, often have a dedicated support base in their home towns (and not too much elsewhere), and it's passed from parent to child.

Not to keep up the derail, but the only thing here that doesn't apply to pro teams here is the can't move part. Supporting a team that's not where you live is pretty uncommon, and usually because you've moved or you're a frontrunner who supports the Yankees or Red Sox.* There might be fewer teams in a town vying for your attention, but the relationship is no less personal.

Baseball is an interesting case; the league was static from 1903 to 1953, and then most of the moves were westward as population centers shifted from the 50s to 70s and air travel became practical. (And actually, until the Expos in 2005, baseball hadn't had a team move since 1972; new markets were served by expansion rather than relocation of existing teams.)

*edit: I admit that, being from Philadelphia/ the east coast, my view here might be biased/skewed.

Lamont Cranston fucked around with this message at 23:01 on Nov 30, 2012

# ¿ Nov 30, 2012 22:56

Lamont Cranston: Sep 1, 2006; how do i shot foam

TraderStav posted:

http://deadspin.com/5965048/did-fox-soccer-studio-hosts-go-too-far-in-mocking-this-obese-fan

The in-studio "talent" on Fox Soccer are unfathomably terrible

# ¿ Dec 3, 2012 19:30

Lamont Cranston: Sep 1, 2006; how do i shot foam

ayb posted:

Jesus christ

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/03/dutch-youth-soccer-linesman-dies-attack_n_2232427.html

Bunch of 15-16 year olds kill a linesman

Guy was just volunteering for his son's club too

Absolutely disgusting

# ¿ Dec 3, 2012 21:51

Lamont Cranston: Sep 1, 2006; how do i shot foam

A penalty is over when the referee says it's over. I think there maybe used to be language about the energy of the ball being exhausted, but now it's totally the ref's call.

# ¿ Dec 11, 2012 00:03

Lamont Cranston: Sep 1, 2006; how do i shot foam

T. Mascis posted:

Has she ever worked an international match?

e: Answered my own question but it looks like only Women's matches. If she's working in the Bundesliga surely she qualifies for Euros/WC duty.

She really ought to, but FIFA has (I believe) a de facto policy against referees of opposite gender in internationals. I think it might actually be a little more complicated than that (I'm pretty sure we had a discussion in either the referee or rules thread) but it's rare to say the least.

# ¿ Dec 14, 2012 15:38

Lamont Cranston: Sep 1, 2006; how do i shot foam

Eau de MacGowan posted:

has anyone checked whether he has a purple heart that isnt really his

He keeps it next to his champions league medal

# ¿ Dec 17, 2012 16:25

Lamont Cranston: Sep 1, 2006; how do i shot foam

Djibril Cisse wearing an outfit from the (terrible dystopian) future

# ¿ Dec 17, 2012 21:36

Lamont Cranston: Sep 1, 2006; how do i shot foam

# ¿ Jan 3, 2013 15:18

Lamont Cranston: Sep 1, 2006; how do i shot foam

Jose Cuervo posted:

Anyone know the name of the song/ beats that plays right after he puts his shades on and says "Deal with it"?

Check the video description for a link - it's called "Illusion"

# ¿ Jan 13, 2013 05:27

Lamont Cranston: Sep 1, 2006; how do i shot foam

SoylentCola posted:

quoting forever

# ¿ Jan 15, 2013 15:15

Lamont Cranston: Sep 1, 2006; how do i shot foam

Beige posted:

More Barcelona Kids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f9mUlG6Nvs

That last one :stare:

# ¿ Jan 23, 2013 15:06

Lamont Cranston: Sep 1, 2006; how do i shot foam

TraderStav posted:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/video/2013/jan/24/worlds-craziest-free-kick-video

Ball's got to be kicked and move in order to be in play, poor refereeing imo

# ¿ Jan 24, 2013 17:42

Lamont Cranston: Sep 1, 2006; how do i shot foam

britishbornandbread posted:

Morrissey poses for a photo with an unidentified fan

# ¿ Feb 23, 2013 06:18

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 15:34

Lamont Cranston: Sep 1, 2006; how do i shot foam

jyrka posted:

Not technically a photo but I think this is the best thread for this. An American woman I know had twin human male children and named them Landon and Donovan. That is funny!!!

and appropriate too as they spent the previous several months doing absolutely nothing

# ¿ Mar 1, 2013 21:07

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